The Apprentice is Too Diligent and the Master is a Bit Lazy

"At first, Jijiu of the Taixue Academy thought there was something wrong with the teaching methods of the teachers in the academy, so they kept changing teachers and schools for me, but it still didn't work."

"Later, the Taixue Academy offered wine, the imperial doctor, and the ascetics of the Zhuanxu royal family all helped me to see it. They said that I couldn't communicate with the world. It must be my problem. I knew it all. In fact, they just wanted to say that I was stupid."

Li Xu nodded and said: "I agree with that."

"Master..."

Dajiu's ears twitched, and she looked at Li Xu with an aggrieved face, really wanted to jump up and beat him, bite him with her little tiger teeth.

"Hahaha, didn't they think of helping you solve this problem?"

"Yes, but I don't know how to solve it?"

Li Xu thought for a while: "That's right, if I know, it's none of my business.

If you can't communicate with the world, you won't be able to cultivate. Your situation is very similar to the beginning of the waste wood. If you can solve it, you will be able to soar into the sky. "

Dachen moved her fox ears and asked, "Master, what are you talking about?"

Li Xu said: "There must be a reason why you can't communicate with the world. I'm going to conduct some tests on you now, and then evaluate you. I plan to ask ten questions and see how many you can get right."

"Master, keep the topic simple."

"I know it."

Li Xu took out the pen and paper from the storage bag, and wrote on it with ease.

The 10 questions he asked included sending sub-questions, general knowledge questions, filling in the blanks, memory questions, extended questions, appreciation questions and translation questions.

This is a very comprehensive set of examination papers, which can be said to be tailor-made for her.

If she can answer 3 questions correctly, it means that there is no problem with her IQ.

If there are less than 3, you can consider cutting off the master-student relationship.

Soon, he compiled the topic, looked at Daxie, and said earnestly:

"There are 10 questions in total. Just fill in the answers on the paper. I will give you a cup of tea time, and give it to me after a cup of tea."

Li Xu handed her the paper, and Daxie stood up, taking the exam questions from Master with a serious face.

However, when she saw the exam questions, she was confused and messy.

However, she experienced strong winds and waves, and quickly calmed down, sitting on the ground to answer questions quickly.

The exam questions and answers are as follows:

The first sub-question: Do you think Master is good-looking?

Answer: Good-looking, I have never seen anyone as good-looking as Master.

② General knowledge question: What else can produce water besides hot springs?

Answer: Anzhiyu.

③ General knowledge question: There is hair on the top and hair on the bottom. At night, there is a hair-to-hair confrontation. What is this (something on a person)?

Answer: I don't understand.

Question ④ fill in the blank: Avalokitesvara____

Answer: Male or female.

⑤ Fill in the blank question: You know my length, I know you ____

Answer: depth.

⑥Memory question: What do the four unique moments of the moment refer to?

Answer: Yun Xiangyi, I can't think of anything else.

⑦Extended question: What is the mount of the doctor of the imperial censor (just write one)?

Answer: Dr. Steve.

⑧ Appreciation question: What does the sentence "Tao can be Tao is very Tao, and name can be name is not very famous" mean?

Answer: I don't know.

Logical question 9: A person crosses the river with a yellow dog, a white rabbit and a bunch of vegetables. There is only one boat by the river, and he can only bring one thing across the river at a time. If the person is not there, the yellow dog will bite the white rabbit. , The white rabbit wants to eat vegetables, please think about it, how to cross the river safely without letting the yellow dog bite the white rabbit, and not let the white rabbit eat vegetables?

answer:

The first method is to teach the yellow dog and the white rabbit to swim and swim together.

The second method: let the yellow dog and the white rabbit become good friends.

Title 10: Shishi, a poet in the stone chamber, is a lion lover and vows to eat ten lions. The Shi family always regards the market as a lion. At ten o'clock, it's time for ten lions and the market. It's time, Shi Shishi is right for the market. Shi Shi regarded them as ten lions, and relying on the momentum, he caused the ten lions to die. Shi Shishi is ten lion corpses, suitable for stone chambers. The stone chamber was wet, and the envoys of the clan wiped the stone chamber. After the stone chamber was wiped, Shi Shi began to try to eat ten lion corpses. When eating, I first realized that it was ten lion corpses, but it was actually ten stone lion corpses. Interpretation is a matter.

Answer: I don't know what to say.

The pen stopped.

"Master, I'm done."

Daxie happily stood up, trotted over and handed the examination paper to Li Xu, and then ran back to the original seat to sit.

"So fast? It's not time for a cup of tea."

The corners of Li Xu's mouth gradually curved into a smile: "The top ten academies are definitely blind. I dare say you are a rare talent. In the future, the master of the Dao will definitely have your name."

Dachen smiled happily: "Thank you, Master, for your compliment."

Li Xu took the test paper, glanced at it, the corners of his mouth twitched, his face turned black, he fell from the branch of the tree and hit the ground, and the peach blossom petals on the ground flew up one after another.

You are so fucking talented.

It turned out that only two questions were correct, only two questions ① and ⑤ were correct, and the others were all wrong answers.

Li Xu had the idea of ​​severing the master-student relationship on the spot.

But Daxie moved her ears, blinked her eyes, the eyes were shining with light, and looked at herself expectantly.

Li Xu handed her the test paper again, trembling at the corner of his mouth and said:

"How many questions do you think you answered correctly?"

Daquan said confidently: "①②④⑤⑦⑨, six questions."

Li Xu's face became even darker, he really had no self-knowledge, he took the test paper and snorted coldly:

"The first question is to give you a sub-question. I made you right on purpose. Fortunately, you didn't make a mistake. If you make a mistake, our master-student relationship will end here."

"However, for your second question, I asked 'What else can produce water other than hot springs?' Let's see what you answered?"

Daqian said: "An Zhiyu."

Seeing that Li Xu's expression was not right, Daxie hurriedly said: "The only thing I can think of right away is her. Don't you want to believe it, Master? If you don't believe it, go and check it yourself?"

"you win."

Li Xu suddenly had a feeling of myocardial infarction, and then said:

"For your ④ fill in the blank question 'Avalokitesvara____', you fill in 'is it a man or a woman', I really want to kill you, you can just fill in Avalokitesvara, Avalokitesvara, or Avalokitesvara zuò lotus, I will let you be right, but you……"

"I don't think there is a problem." Daxie pouted.

Li Xu stared at him: "Memory question ⑥: What do the Four Jue of Momenta refer to? Didn't I tell you? Yun Xiangyi, Hua Xiangrong, Zibuyu, the red Buddha girl."

"Four names, how can I remember them?"

"Still quibbling, it's obviously your poor memory."

Li Xu stared at the examination paper, and said: "Extension question 7: What is the steed of Doctor Yu Shi? Look at how you wrote it. Doctor Yu Shi is a position, and it cannot be divided into 'Yu' and 'Doctor Shi'."

"Master, I know this is a position, but I saw that it told me to write whatever I wanted."

"I told you to write a mount at will. You fill in a cat or a dog, and I will let you be right."

"I thought I was asked to fill it in casually, so I just filled in 'Doctor Shi' casually. Master, your question is not rigorous."

Li Xu looked at her coldly: "Stand up."

Dajue suddenly realized that something was wrong: "Master, let's say yes first, I stand up, don't hit me."

Li Xu didn't speak, just looked at her quietly.

Dajue stood up, turned around and ran, timidly said:

"Master, you look so cold. I'll go back and cook for you first. You can calm down here."

"Don't run." Li Xu chased after him.

"You agreed not to hit me?"

"I'm not going to beat you, I'm going to tie your hands and hang you up, and beat you with a long whip."