The Alchemist of Harry Potter

The effect of powerful laxatives is really strong. Flint had just been pinched by Fred and George and poured a spoonful of laxatives. Within thirty seconds, a strange sound began to come from his stomach.

After closing the door of the compartment, several people looked at each other, all showed a malicious smile, and quietly left the boys' bathroom.

"Is it okay not to take the wand?" Fred whispered as he passed the corner.

"Don't worry, in an hour or two, the effect of the Disillusionment Charm will disappear completely. I think they will be weak and unable to pay attention to the wand in the corner." Albert whispered, "I have given them They'll just think they've lost their wand with the spell. Well, don't talk about it, let's go to the library and wait for a good show."

Shortly after Albert and the others left, Flint, who was sitting on the toilet, was quickly drawn back to his attention by the sound of his diarrhea, and he felt a little uncomfortable in his stomach.

Is there a problem with dinner?

However, everyone else ate the same food, why did he have diarrhea?

and many more!

Flint's attention was drawn to the rattling noise next door, and it seemed that another man had eaten his stomach too.

By the way, he remembered that Monta also seemed to have a bad stomach, and they went into the boys' bathroom together just now.

I don't know why, but after knowing that someone was as unlucky as him, Flint was not entangled or depressed, and his mood was much better.

However, his good mood didn't last long before disappearing, and soon there was a rustling sound in the boys' bathroom, and a stench began to permeate the air.

Flint felt that his whole body was not well, and his face was sinking at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"are you OK!"

Monta's voice came from next door, and the voice sounded weak.

"It's very bad, I've eaten badly." Flint was slightly in a trance, and even forgot how long he had been squatting on the toilet. He only felt powerless, and the whole person was about to collapse.

"I feel like I'm going crazy. Maybe we should go to Madam Pomfrey and get us some medicine. At this rate, I doubt I'll die of diarrhea."

At this moment, the toilet cubicle is full of stench, and Flint has forgotten how many times he has flushed the water. He can't even stand up, but he still can't get rid of the stench in the cubicle. .

"Flint, do you still have toilet paper over there? I seem to have run out of toilet paper here." Monta was also in a trance due to diarrhea. He almost instinctively reached out and touched the toilet paper holder. The place, suddenly depressed, how could I be so unlucky?

"Wait a mininute!"

Flint also reached out and touched the place where the paper was placed, and found that there was only the last handful of paper left on the roll, only the last piece of toilet paper.

Flint looked at the toilet paper and fell into a long silence. After a long time, he replied, "I'm not here anymore."

What followed was a longer silence.

There was the sound of someone standing up next door, but Monta quickly squatted back on the toilet, followed by another clatter.

What the hell is going on!

I just ate dinner, why did I have severe diarrhea, is there really something wrong with the food!

Such thoughts appeared in the minds of both of them at the same time.

"Flint, can you help me get the toilet paper next door." Monta finally had to ask for Flint's help. This guy was given a large spoonful of powerful laxatives because he offended George. I've been having diarrhea, and I can't wait to be connected to the toilet.

Flint was silent for a long time, but finally agreed, after all, he also needed toilet paper.

After making sure that no one came in the boys' bathroom, he stood up cautiously, preparing to go next door to get some toilet paper.

Flint didn't even lift his pants. He sneaked to the cubicle like a thief, only to find that there was no paper in the cubicle. If it wasn't for him, there was still a small amount of paper, and Flint even suspected that there was no toilet paper in the boys' bathroom. .

"It's gone." Flint looked for the other compartments, his voice was full of confusion and despair, and his mind was almost blank.

If they don't have toilet paper, how are they going to go out, is it difficult... He absolutely can't accept such a thing, it's a disaster.

"No more? Can someone help us bring a roll over there?" Meng Tai's weak voice came from next door, and he was in a desperate mood at the moment. Who would have thought that there was no paper left.

At this moment, when the two deeply hated themselves for coming here, why didn't they bring today's newspaper together?

Wait, wait for someone to come in and let them help.

But the two of them had forgotten that it was already after dinner time, and the probability of boys entering the bathroom was not high, not to mention that they were not from Slytherin Academy. Would students from other academies be willing to help? It would be good not to laugh at them.

Will any Slytherin students ever enter this boys' bathroom?

I'm afraid only God will know.

But they didn't know that they were not the only unlucky person who had a stomachache.

Not long ago, in the library, Albert, Fred, George and Lee Jordan sat near Ball in Slytherin, quietly observing each other's situation while pretending to be reading.

This guy took Albert's laxative called "Qingchang Pill", and the situation seemed to be a little subtle, and the attack time of the pill was not as long as expected.

In fact, Bol had just been sitting in the library for a few minutes when he started to have a stomach ache, and the rumbling of his stomach even caught the attention of a few people next to him.

Then, in the inexplicable sight of a group of people, he rushed out of the library clutching his stomach and rushed to the bathroom on the fifth floor.

"What's up with him?"

Someone next to him asked suspiciously.

"Stomach hurts." Lee Jordan pretended to guess.

"Maybe it's a stomach upset," Fred said gloatingly.

"Would you like to make a bet and go get some supper after losing tonight's curfew." George said and stood up, "I dare say he ran to the boys' bathroom."

"I hope he has time." Albert said seriously, Fred, George and Lee Jordan all almost burst out laughing.

In order to avoid laughter, the four left the library together.

In other places, similar scenes are also being staged.

In order not to cause a commotion, Albert had already separated them. To be honest, he really wanted to see these people fighting over the toilet.

Reason still triumphs over bad taste.

Madam Pomfrey was probably the most inexplicable. In the middle of the night, Flint and Monty were discovered by Filch and his cat. The manager originally thought that he had discovered the students who had sneaked out for the night tour, and was about to catch those nasty little devils and deduct points and confine them.

As a result, when he saw the two people with diarrhea and prostration in the bathroom cubicle, the expressions on their faces were particularly wonderful. In the end, he sent them to the school hospital in disgust and in a trance.

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