Teihen Ryoushu

The Misunderstood Heroic Tales Epilogue1

Epilogue 1 – Let’s Gain Rize-kun’s Favor!!!

AN: The black hole cow created last time was so big that it got in the way and was banished to the edge of the galaxy. It seems to be growing a little faster than the expansion of the universe, absorbing surrounding stars endlessly. Yay.

---a month after the battle with Yaldabaoth, I worked very hard!

First of all, I’ve been treating people all over the world. The earthquakes that Yaldabaoth had caused left everyone covered in wounds so I rode around on my dragon and went around healing people.

Also, I don’t know why but, everyone was coughing out blood from cancer and leukemia so I healed them too. Well, maybe it was Yaldabaoth’s fault.

I have a feeling that my “fission” magic might be bad for health but the fission that Rize-kun, the hero of justice, uses is good fission so it must be Yaldabaoth’s fault. Ah, Yaldabaoth, you’ve made us all suffer! Punsuka!

I’ve been running around from every corner of the planet to heal the seriously ill and the deathly sick.

In the end, it became too much of a hassle so I wrapped the world in my super healing magic and all those who died within the past 30000 years came back to life and the population density of the entire continent instantly exceeded the limit due to an inadvertent mistake so several hundred million royals, nobles, and sinners of the past started fighting against the planetary emperor, Rize-kun. After a little bloodbath, Alicia brainwashed them all so the world is now peaceful.

I cast a spell on the entire human race for fatigue to be gone, reclaimed about 90% of the ocean, mass-produced Snail-kun, who became a giant tree, and built a lot of apartment complexes, and somehow, we were able to secure a place for people to live! Hmm, Rize-kun is so good at domestic affairs!

So, after saving all the people who got sick because of Yaldabaoth, and even bringing the dead back…

「---Planet Beibalon’s King, Rize Beibalon-sama--------------------!!!」

「「「Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! RIze-samaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!」」」

Ha ha ha! I had the immense support of trillions of all mankind and I even had the power to decide the name of the planet!

Ah, no, it’s hard to be so popular! Today, too, I greeted hundreds of millions of people gathered in front of the royal castle in the “Royal Capital of Beibalon”!

With a smile, I raised my hand in the air which made the crowd more enthusiastic! This is fun, fun, fun!

「Living God Rize-sama! A child has accidentally died, please heal him!」

「Your majesty, Emperor Rize! Please make me beautiful!」

O-okay!

When I hit her with a healing magic beam, which I have mastered in my battle with Yaldabaoth, even genetic manipulation is now possible. The dead child instantly comes back to life and even plastic surgery is instantaneous.

Fuhahaha, I’m really too much of a savior! Well, the fact that most of the human race is now beautiful and can easily come back to life has destroyed the concept of beauty and ugliness and decimated medical technology, caused population growth to continue, and caused many people to accidentally die. However, everyone’s happy so I’m sure there’s no problem! Even if there is a problem, if I don’t recognize it, it’s not a problem! Let’s live positively, gahahahahaha!

By the way, my parents came back to life but when my father found out about my heroic story so far, he said “Agyaaaaaaaa!? As the parent of the son who destroyed the world, I’ll definitely be killed someday!”. My mother, after praising me, went on a celebratory drink and died of acute alcoholism.

…..I’m amazed that a super genius plus human being like me was born to a negative couple who are so negative that they are like little girls who don’t think at all.

Well, I’ll bring them back to life again when I feel like it.

Well, normally, I would just let everyone praise me and feel good but today, I have some business to attend to in the castle.

So everyone, see～you～!

「Ah, god of creation Rize-sama leaves! Everyone, let’s send him off with a dogezaaaaaaaaaaa!!!」

「「「Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!」」」

With the sight of the entire continent’s people bowing their heads behind me, I returned to the throne room in high spirits.