Surviving the Game as a Barbarian

94 episodes Barbarian Trophy (1)

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My vision darkened and the light slowly returned.

‘This is my room.’

Bjorn Yandel’s inn room, not Lee Han-soo.

I checked the watch, and exactly 12 seconds had passed since I was called there.

‘Is an hour there equal to one second here?’

The time gap itself was not surprising.

Because the labyrinth was like that.

No matter how many days I spent, when I returned to the city, it was noon the next day.

‘I don’t know the principle, but it’s a convenient phenomenon.’

Still, I think you have to be careful.

In other words, doesn’t it mean that you become defenseless for up to 12 seconds? Of course, in case of an emergency, you can log out immediately and leave, so there is no problem… … .

What if it’s not an emergency?

It’s like roasting beans in lightning.

What if something happens in those 12 seconds?

‘It must be difficult to respond properly.’

Well, I have no intention of not using the community for this reason. It just makes the unconscious aware that there is also such a risk.

That way, when something really happens, you can make a decision as quickly as possible.

“Whew… … .”

Turn on the stretch and take a long breath.

I was feeling a little tired.

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Mental fatigue, not physical fatigue.

‘Actually, I’ve been awake for 12 hours.’

One day, I closed my eyes, thinking that if there was someone who overslept only on this day, it would be good to suspect him as a player.

I didn’t want to go to sleep right away, but I needed time to organize my thoughts.

‘It was a good thing I got in early.’

Ghost Busters.

It was a place that was built and operated to perfection rather than expected. There was absolutely nothing lacking in serving as a source of information that I had hoped for.

Thanks to this, I was able to obtain information about the dimensional collapse.

‘It’s a rumor… … .’

That’s good. That one thing is for sure.

However, some sense of disappointment and anxiety grow at the same time.

I thought this was it when I first heard it.

If not, what the hell is going on?

‘… … I’ll have to be more careful.’

With that thought in mind, I fell asleep.

And time passed and the next morning.

The day had dawned to keep the promise to Baron Martoin.

***

“Goodbye! Come and talk to me!”

I went out to the street to see off Misha.

And as a result of changing carriages several times at the platform.

Arrived at Baron Martoin.

“Come here. I don’t have time.”

As soon as I entered the spacious mansion, I was taken to a luxurious room and changed clothes first.

To attend today’s Count’s banquet, is my behavior not savage?

‘Nimiral.’

As a barbarian, this kind of thing happens to me.

Normally, it would have been neatly decorated for the opposite reason.

“Oh my gosh, look at your muscles… … .”

With the help of the maids, she takes off her breastplate and shirt.

And wear shoulder pads all over your body.

A shoulder guard designed in the shape of a thorn on one side and the skull of a beast on the other.

With it cold… … .

“Would you mind lowering yourself a little?”

“I do.”

The maids on the platform whine and wind something on the boat.

A champion belt over a span of my size.

Fuck, why do you have to wear this?

One breastplate can protect the entire torso.

“Raise your arm, please.”

After that, various fashion equipment was added to my body regardless of my will.

Equipment focused on intimidation rather than defense.

The weight balance was also arbitrary, so every movement was uncomfortable, and the hair that the maids loosened kept flowing down and obstructing the view.

However… … .

‘I know what you want.’

when i look in the mirror.

Behind them stood a barbarian warrior who could eat ogre meat as a snack, drenched in dragon blood.

I suddenly had a thought.

What if defense or practical skills are lacking?

Fuck, if you approach me like this, everyone will be busy peeing and running away.

That one sense of intimidation was great.

It’s called show window (true) barbarian mode.

But was this not enough in his eyes?

“Twitter.”

One of the goat-bearded secretaries looks at me with disapproving eyes.

So this little boy’s name is… … .

Haven’t heard it yet.

“What is your name?”

At my question, the butler’s cub frowned and replied briefly, as if he didn’t want to talk.

“Call me your assistant—”

“That’s right, butler.”

“… … tt, maybe not an ignorant barbarian.”

The butler was a dislike in many ways.

People who grew up without the original add on?

He always treats me with a tone that seems to be dealing with the inferior. The baron cub didn’t have anything like that.

Do you know if it can be anything?

‘Yeah, even if it’s a common man after all.’

While grunting inwardly, under the direction of the butler, he put the insole inside the shoe.

Sheet metal boots that weighed a whopping 7kg due to excessive design greed. It tasted like death with foreign substances in it, but… … .

“Now I just have to take a look. Before that, it was too small.”

What do you mean, you bastard?

‘Who, let’s suffer for just one day.’

Somehow, he said he would give me 1 million stones per day.

It wasn’t just a word, it was a real effort.

Anyway, it was about the movement line for an unencumbered butler, and what position the baron should stand in when talking to other people.

After being educated on such details, it was time to start.

“The time is up. Come on.”

Exit the palace-like room and head towards the front door.

A luxurious carriage was already waiting.

The baron I haven’t seen before today is probably riding over there.

“What are you standing still for? Your position is over there.”

I stood at the forefront of the carriage procession.

Did you say that if I walk in the front, you’ll follow me?

“It’s an important task, so make sure your eyes are facing the front and your posture so that the baron’s dignity stands. … .”

The butler’s bastard was nagging me before I started because I wasn’t too hot.

“depart!!”

Before long, a knight on horseback, hoisting a flag, shouted, just behind me, and I led the procession at moderate speed.

thump, thump.

When you step out of the front door, you can see the wide paved street at a glance. The street of Karnon, the capital of the first district, which I would not have been able to enter if I had been in my original position.

Even the shop buildings were magnificent, and the people attire were equally noble.

Also, the imperial palace, which had not been seen from where I live, is revealing its presence from afar.

‘Zep, I have to drill quickly here to use the sky auction house… … .’

The butler told me to only look ahead, but I did not miss this opportunity and walked around looking around.

was that so?

“stop!!”

I took the wrong way and the procession stopped once.

The butler cub ran up to me in contemplation and shouted something.

But I dug my ears proudly.

So who’s going to leave it to the barbarians?

***

The distance from the baron’s mansion to the countess where today’s banquet is held is about 6 km.

I also have a record of crawling on three legs and traveling more distances… … .

‘Nimiral.’

He overlooked the fact that he was wearing a full set of equipment that was the essence of irrationality.

sweat dripping down

If it hadn’t been for the insole that was shoved in at the end, it wouldn’t have been this hard.

“Baron Martoan eats it!”

After walking while chewing on the butler, we finally arrived at our destination.

As soon as the Count’s front door opens, curious glances from all over.

As for the spectacle of the stars, it must have been the nobles who wouldn’t even go to the castle, but apparently it was the first time seeing a barbarian leading a carriage procession.

“Putting a barbarian at the fore, must have been inspired by that anecdote and imitated it!”

“I think that’s a lot of pressure. It felt like a giant had stepped in.”

“Wow, Dad, can’t we come in like that next time?”

Aristocrats gathered in the outdoor banquet hall where the dinner was laid out spit out their sentiments one by one, heating up the atmosphere.

Was it a reaction you liked?

The baron got off the carriage and burst into a smile that I had never seen before.

“This is the first time I have received so much attention just for my position. When I get back, I’ll give you plenty of examples.”

The baron promises a bonus because he feels so good.

“I’m coming to say hello to the Count, so you too can enjoy the banquet.”

Soon after, the baron entered the mansion with only a few vassals. Then the knights naturally dispersed and mixed in the banquet.

Then I noticed

“… … .”

That I was left alone in this spacious banquet hall.

“Oh, look at the horns on that helmet. be afraid.”

“It looks like it was modeled after the ancient demon Parceira!”

Suits, tuxedos, and fine-backed dresses.

The armor of knights boasting sparkling precious metals and white luster.

I am alone in the form of a savage.

This isn’t some kind of zoo monkey.

“Oh, I walked. Where are you going?”

Just by taking one step, words of curiosity burst out from here and there.

Feeling like the PTSD you thought you had overcome is about to recur.

Then a man approached me.

“It was a lot of work.”

It was a knight who served as a rider in my immediate back row.

“You are a monster too. To wear it and walk without stopping for this much.”

The knight, who must have watched my suffering more closely than anyone else, smiled and tapped my shoulder.

“Why don’t we go over there and rest together until the baron returns?”

what? Is this man a light?

“good night.”

Soon after, I sat down at an empty seat.

All kinds of acid and seafood were all around him, but his appetite did not turn. For some reason, the knights were just sitting still and drinking alcohol to choke.

I suddenly got curious and asked.

“Is it okay if I don’t hang out with them?”

“You won’t be welcomed if you go. I’m from an explorer like you.”

Somehow, the buds were yellow by himself.

“This is Bjorn, son of Yandel. What’s your name?”

“This is Carls Arimore.”

After a brief synopsis, we had a conversation.

I felt it from the beginning, but Carls was a pretty decent guy.

He was from an explorer, so he was able to communicate well, and even though he was a knight, he did not show his characteristic arrogance.

That butler bastard should learn from watching this—

“What are you doing now? Who told you to sit down?”

The butler, who had entered the mansion with the baron, found me and ran to me.

He didn’t like the way he was resting.

“Look, assistant. Stop it. This friend told me to take a break.”

“… Are you?”

As Carls, who couldn’t see it, sang, the butler was startled and lowered his voice.

“When you’re all rested, get up. What would people think if the barbarian was sitting and resting?”

“… … Are you taking a break?”

“No, people will think you are that weak. So get up Whatever your essence, you must be a warrior of iron blood today.”

At the urging of the butler, he finally got up from his seat without resting for a while.

‘… … Yes, let’s suffer for one day.’

Wasn’t it a promise to become a proud existence like a baron’s trophy?

Let’s thoroughly act out what he wants.

Of course, it was far from resignation.

An iron-blooded warrior.

A savage in this world whose fists precede the law.

barbarian.

Yeah, if that’s me… … .

“Behel—la ah ah ah ah ah!!!”

As soon as the mind control was finished, a shout erupted out of nowhere.

“Hey, what are you doing all of a sudden!”

I don’t know how much it cost to customize the gear you put on me today, or how pathetic I looked when I got lost earlier.

The butler, who used insulting remarks, frowned.

Seeing that, I wonder why I endured it all this time.

Am I not a barbarian?

“I just felt like it!”

In that sense, he picked up a piece of meat next to him like a barbarian.

Is it like a tomahawk?

The bones are attached to the meat like a handle.

“Yeah, this is what I wanted—”

As he eats meat with his bare hands like a savage, the butler nods that he is right.

but… … .

“… … ?!”

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My face hardens as I watch me chew my bones down.

To him, I spoke politely while protecting my body as a barbarian warrior.

“Butler, I want to smash your head.”

“… … What?”

The kind of words he’d never heard in his life. Seeing the butler with a suspicious expression on his ears, I kindly added an explanation.

“I feel like I want to do that for some reason!”

Agjak, Agjak.

Even while I was speaking, the bones of an unknown beast were shattering in my mouth.

***

“No, you are joking.”

“Are you kidding me?”

As he tilted his head as if asking what that means, the butler’s complexion turned white.

It seems you have just realized

After all, I am also a barbarian.

“Did I sound like a joke?”

Barbarians are simply ignorant.

And be faithful to your emotions.

Of course, the butler may not have any knowledge about the physiology of a barbarian.

However… … .

‘If you’ve done my research, you’d know what happened in the guild.’

Of course, there are excuses.

At that time, there was no other option.

Except for a few laws pertaining to looting, non-payment of taxes, and aristocracy, most of them are punishable by fines.

As long as he proves that he’s not a predator, he thinks he’ll be able to handle the rest.

But, that’s something only I know.

To others, he would just look like a crazy bastard.

“… … I have work to do, so I’ll go and see. Now, are you resting?”

Whether he really had done a background check on me, the butler hurriedly left with an awkward expression.

Carls, who was watching the situation, laughed out loud.

“Ha ha ha ha ha! I never knew he could make such an expression!”

For some reason, it seems that my actions a while ago seemed good to this guy.

“But is this okay?”

“Okay. Because it is strong.”

Rather than an innate ability, the residue obtained by increasing bone strength stats.

For some reason, my taste buds started to turn around and I started taking food in earnest and eating it.

“Look at that!”

“Oh my gosh, you are savage!”

The noble girls looked at me as if they were the first creatures they had encountered, but now it doesn’t matter.

What about looking like a savage?

If I could put my shame down, there would be no position more comfortable than this.

“Behel—la ah ah!”

“Why are you screaming again all of a sudden?”

“delicious!”

For a moment, he hesitated in the elegant banquet atmosphere.

I also started to enjoy the banquet in earnest.