Should Have Let Me Die

With things finally set up, the head table ended up being a large and fancy picnic table looking thing. It was able to fit my twelve wives and me, so it worked well enough. It was really nice to see them all around me, and I was looking forward to after; I promised the girls that wanted to go watch the children that I would dance with them first. I found that with the right partner's dancing wasn't so bad, but that also reminded me that I needed to talk with Keeta, my foxy bookkeeper, and her father.

I could ask Tescelle to do that tomorrow, today was a day of celebration, everyone needs a chance to relax. Plus, Breth's wives had prepared a great meal that everyone was tearing into, there was little talking for the first part of the meal, but we all shared food and smiles. By halfway through the meal, most of the women had slowed down, but some like Mishka, Arrentia, and Krya were still eating just as fiercely as I was.

Suddenly the four of us stopped eating, and all shared a look of understanding. The last one standing was the winner, and with tears in my eyes, I began what I would assume to be any world first eating competition held between a husband and his three wives on the night of the marriage to four other women! For some reason, I felt like this was almost poetic or something, but I ate with gusto, not to be outdone by my wives! 

Sadly Kyra beat us all with room to spare, and as I rolled on the ground from stomach pains, so I accused her of storing it all in her lovely breast. That caused me to get up quick and dodge a kick from Kyra while she held a bird leg she was biting a chunk out of. The damn woman was sexy, even eating a chicken leg and trying to kick my ass, hehe!

I groaned and grabbed my stomach, instinctively letting Kara's magic loosen my pants a bit. I looked up, and now my group of wives was all standing around me in a half-circle, with Alex and Kyra standing in the center with hands resting on their stomachs, and Arrentia was also standing just behind them. What was this about? Ugh, I think I need to poop.

"Kyra and I have exciting news!" Alex announced and turned to Kyra with a smile.

How exciting? Cause my need to poop has become less of a thought and more of a, I should be looking for a far corner to do some real damage to the ecosystem.

"We are both pregnant! Arrentia says it's really early still for us but, in five months, there will be little Hyde's running around!"

'Please don't shit your pants; it will make us both look bad!' -Gripton.

'Wooo!'

I clenched my ass cheeks closed and ran over to my wives and scooped both of them into my arms, being careful not to be too rough. That was the signal for the rest to come in crashing in like waves. Inside the mass of my lovely wives, I kissed Krya and Alex and smiled down at them both. Hearing this news was just...I don't know how to put it into words.

I had a moment, just thinking about how I had only ever had my mom and dad, then It was just my dad and me; after he died...this was just a big thing to be able to create the thing that I never had. For not the first or last time, I silently thanked Gripton for forcing me into this crazy life.

"I am beyond excited for you two! I cant wait to see them!"

"Really? I had talked to Addel, and she said that because you were so young, you might not be ready for children," Alex said after wiping a tear from her eye.

"Ready? I don't know if you're ever really ready until it happens, right? But I am very excited and can't wait to have a football team worth of children with you all!"

"What's football?" Kyra asked, looking up at me with a cute puzzled look.

"Now that is a very good question, hehe. It all depends on who you ask. The British think that football, game to kick a ball into the other team's net. While the Yanks think that football is a sport where you hold and run the ball to the other end of the field, but the British also think the Yanks are pussy's that just don't know how to play rugby." 

"Hmmm, those sound like a lot of fun! Maybe when we get back, you can set it up?"

"I like the sound of that!"

"Count me in too!"

Kalita and Mishka both came up and chimed in. Then, Alex kissed me before breaking away; she would be helping Breth with clean up and getting the dance organized. I kissed each of the girls and walked over the to rest of the group. They were all murmuring something about children, and they all quickly became silent.

Ugh, I knew what this was; it used to happen with older girls on my block who were friends. It was like an infectious disease that spread like wildfire. It always ended up leaving the men without a clue as to what was going on. Baby fever. These women would be chomping at the bit to get me between the sheets, but I was surprised that Addel hadn't said anything, but it had only been a day or so since, so it was probably too early to tell. 

"Hey, there, my lovely women, how's about we go and help get things cleaned up so we can start to enjoy some music and fun!"

"You want to go dancing? What happened to the Hyde that needed to be dragged on to the dance floor last time?" Kadence asked with her arms crossed and a smirk on her face. 

I walked up to Kadence and took her into my arms, giving her a long kiss before pulling back.

"People can change, hehe!"