Short Horror Stories

I woke up to a loud bang I heard from downstairs. My wife just filed a divorce earlier today so I'm alone in the house. I grabbed a baseball bat and a flashlight from my bedside. I went downstairs carefully tiptoeing, flashlight facing down to not alert the robbers. I saw a silhouette of a man, hanging from the ceiling. I raised my flashlight up to his face. Oh I get it, the loud bang from earlier came from the chair below me. That's right, the guy hanging was me, I hang myself earlier after my wife divorced me.