Shameless Warlock

"Come on, sign this contract, and I will be your servant forever!"

The giant panda had a flattering expression on his face.

Xiner pushed her away in a panic, before even wiping away her tears, she ran behind Xu Nan and grabbed Xu Nan's clothes.

She pointed at the giant panda, her eyes full of horror.

The giant panda looked confused: "Do I look a little hideous?"

Xu Nan spread her hands: "It's okay. Xin'er, it's okay. Although this guy has become a genius, he should not harm anyone."

Xiner stomped her feet, suddenly grabbed the phone on the table, and sent a WeChat message:

"What is this!?"

Her little face was still pale.

Xu Nan was also a little nervous. He had never seen Xiner running out of the room, let alone her weak appearance hiding behind him.

As an older brother, a desire to protect naturally arises.

He also used his mobile phone to return:

"This is a giant panda, haven't you seen it on the computer?"

Xiner stomped her feet again, gritted her teeth and replied:

"Of course I know it's a giant panda... Why is there a talking panda in our house!?"

Xu Nan paused slightly, then pondered: "This is a long story..."

The giant panda stared blankly at the two chatting face to face on WeChat, and suddenly felt that he might be hallucinating.

Xiner took a deep breath, touched Xu Nan's arm again, and after confirming that Xu Nan was safe, she suddenly trotted upstairs.

boom! The door to the second floor closed again.

【Xin'er: It's good that you're fine. 】

A warm feeling flashed in Xu Nan's heart. It turned out that this kid was worried that he would never return. Also, without himself, how could he survive with such poor self-care ability.

In any case, this national treasure must be disposed of properly.

So he pushed the giant panda very unkindly: "Hey, I don't care where you come from or what you want to do. Now, this is my home."

"Let me go."

The giant panda rolled to the ground and begged in vain: "No, I just found my goddess, the master of my heart, how could I leave her!"

"I want to protect her!"

Xu Nan rolled his eyes, this guy doesn't have the air of a national treasure at all, he's just a rascal.

"Could this guy have taken a fancy to Xiner?"

Xu Nan felt a chill in his heart, and became more vigilant. He warned for the last time: "Don't force me to cast spells, I am a very powerful spell caster."

"You kill me, kill me, and let my corpse accompany my goddess."

The giant panda simply lay on Xu Nan's sofa, motionless, like a salted fish that had lost its dream, and muttered: "There is no reason, with my cute appearance, how could someone reject me as a magic pet? "

Xu Nan's mouth twitched slightly. Silently, he took out the iron gloves and the stick of innocence from the storage bag, and was about to drive people away.

Even if he is charged with beating a national treasure, he will drive out this guy who is more shameless than himself!

Who knew that at this moment, the giant panda rolled over and looked at him seriously: "What kind of goddess are you? Why do you live together?"

Xu Nan raised her chest: "I'm his brother!"

"It's not like that." Xiaoxiao looked surprised, and looked up and down Xu Nan with dark circles: "Your wretched temperament and the noble aura of a goddess are not in the same way at all."

Xu Nan chuckled: "Don't worry about that, and the goddess you're talking about is a man."

The giant panda sneered: "Don't try to lie to me, I still can't tell if it's a man or a woman?"

"It doesn't matter anyway, I want to stay at your house. Until I get the approval of the goddess."

"Forget it, since the goddess is not happy, then I will reluctantly stay with you for a while, this is a secondary pet contract, you should be satisfied!"

After all, she handed over a brand new magic contract.

Xu Nan was actually a little surprised. A magic contract of this level, even a second-tier mage, needs to be carefully written for a long time.

But this giant panda took out three contracts one after another, all of which were changed at random. Could it be that this guy is a very powerful mage?

He read it carefully, and the stick of innocence in his hand couldn't help but want to smash it down on her head.

What kind of secondary magic pet contract is this? It's an unrestricted magic pet contract. Apart from the fact that this giant panda named Xiaoxiao is his pet in name, he doesn't have any benefits!

"Are you a spellcaster?"

Xu Nan asked.

"no."

"Is it possible for you to become a pandaren monk?"

"No way."

"Will you be a qualified magic pet?"

"Do you think my temperament seems to be a magic pet for mortals? Don't expect too much from me."

Smiling while picking bamboo, he said disdainfully.

Even Xu Nan with such a good temper was completely irritated.

While tearing up the contract, he said, "Sorry, you go."

"I still want a cat, or a crow."

Xiaoxiao had a fit right then: "You look down on giant pandas? I'm very good."

"Have you seen Kung Fu Panda?"

Xu Nan was surprised: "You know kung fu?"

Smile: "I can learn."

Xu Nan: "...you go!"

He waved the stick of innocence, and started to beat him up!

At first, Xiaoxiao wanted to lie on the sofa relying on her rough skin and thick flesh, but after being hit a few times, she started to scream: "What kind of staff is this! Why does it hurt so much to hit someone?"

"Don't you know that it is illegal to abuse national treasures?"

"...I was wrong...don't hit me, I'm internally injured..."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

With snot and tears, the giant panda hugged Xu Nan's thigh tightly, and looked at the stick of innocence in Xu Nan's hand with some fear.

"hehe."

Xu Nan was expressionless: "I'll get a big truck in a while, and I'll throw it to the nature reserve in the next province for you. Do whatever you like, just stop harassing me."

"We are all destined for this. I know that you lived carefree in the first half of your life. Now I will teach you a little lesson. You must know that national treasures are not free to do whatever they want."

Xiaoxiao was wronged to the extreme, lying on the floor in a daze.

"...my goddess... really can't see you again... woo woo woo."

Xu Nan couldn't bear to look at it. Although this giant panda is hateful, it's also quite miraculous; the fault is that this guy's previous behavior was too annoying.

Besides, although it is said that the alien world is coming and the great changes of the times are coming, but raising a panda at home is unreasonable no matter what.

"Look again, is this magic pet contract okay?"

Xiaoxiao weakly handed over a formal magic pet contract, and Xu Nan pretended to take it, but in fact he had already made up his mind.

It's just that when he scanned the contract, he suddenly saw this line of text——

[Article 17 The magic pet can share any form of energy needed by the master, and the energy loss is about half...]

"Any form of energy?"

"Sharing? Or sharing? Wait..."

Xu Nan suddenly had a flash of inspiration. He opened Warlock Ron's blood system, consulted about it, and got a pleasantly satisfying answer!

In the next second, his face changed immediately.

"Forget it, I'm the one who hates seeing others cry, so just sign it."

Xu Nan signed the normal pet contract with lightning speed.

The giant panda was at a loss: "Eh? Didn't you just say that we are destined to end here?"

Xu Nan smiled kindly and said, "No, that's just angry words."

"Now I suddenly feel that I can continue."

The giant panda was at a loss, but she was satisfied that she could stay in this house and not be kicked out by Xu Nan, and immediately rolled back to the garage.

Not long after, there was the happy sound of gnawing bamboo.

Xu Nan smiled slightly.

According to the prompt of the system, the magic pet can help the master to complete the task, and can also provide the master with some extra energy income - this includes the shame points unique to Warlock Ron!

In other words, the giant panda Xiaoxiao can help Xu Nan get extra shame points. Although the points gained will be halved, for Xu Nan, where can he find such a shameless magic pet!

He believes that even if the mission system doesn't issue missions, this giant panda named Xiaoxiao can earn him a lot of shame points!

"I earned it!" Xu Nan rubbed her hands excitedly, tidied up the mess, and then started making lunch.

After telling Xin Er that the giant panda will live in her garage through WeChat, Xin Er seems to have gradually accepted this fact.

After all, she is a network anchor, surfing the Internet every day, and has a deep understanding of the changes in the world.

My brother suddenly raised a panda. At first I thought it was scary, but later I thought it was just like that.

After lunch, Xu Nan checked Xiaoxiao's attributes a little bit, and couldn't help being surprised.

"You are actually a mother?"

Xu Nan couldn't help but exclaimed.

In the garage, Xiaoxiao hugged the green bamboo vigilantly: "What do you want to do? Even though you are my master now, it doesn't mean you can do whatever you want with me!"

Xu Nan only felt a pain in the head: "What are you thinking, I'm just surprised... Besides, do I look like that kind of crazy person?"

Xiaoxiao disapproved: "Aren't you warlocks known for your insanity?"

Xu Nan thought for a while, but couldn't seem to find any reason to refute.

"Remember to install the air conditioner for me, and, I want to watch TV, I want to eat meat..."

Xu Nan touched Xiaoxiao's head kindly: "Go to sleep, child, there is everything in dreams."

Xiaoxiao snorted coldly: "If you don't help me, at worst I will do it myself!"

Xu Nan didn't care either.

He went to take a nap for a while, and after dinner, at the time agreed with his senior sister, they came to meet at the door of the famous couple coffee shop in Xinkou Street.

But when he and Zhang Yingluo arrived near Lu Junyi's hospital, they were surprised to find that the place had been blocked!

A lot of smoke and dust came out of it, and people were watching.

The serious soldiers of the military area armed the blockade with live ammunition, and Xu Nan even saw the figure of a tank in the smoke!

"What the hell? This is a new urban area of ​​City H. How did it become like this?"

Xu Nan was a little worried.

"Just received the news that Lu Junyi ran away. It is said that he offended a very powerful woman. He may have fled to South America or Australia now."

Zhang Yingluo borrowed two phone calls and said with a strange expression:

"The victim's name is Wenxin, and the background is a bit big."

"Lv Junyi's hospital has been flattened by tanks... But I don't think it's that simple, personal grievances, how can it be like this..."

"Brother Xu Nan, let's go back and make a long-term plan."

"I have a registration form for Qianmang Club here, and I hope you can fill it out; this form must be filled out sooner or later, because the first national professional registration process will start within a week at most..."

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