Sand Sculpture Childhood Friends Are the Most Lethal

It is said that a man will become calm after marriage, but my family Feifei is still a sand sculpture after marriage.

Today this guy had a whim for some reason and asked me what name I would give him if I had a child in the future.

Child... can he give me a baby?

He won't give birth to me where will I become a baby!

"For an analogy," he said, "you give me a little inspiration."

I have never been very good at naming things, or else I wouldn’t name my cat the bitter beast.

But if it is a girl, the repetitive name should be more cute, right?

For example, Matsushima Nanako is cute just by hearing the name.

"Nanako...I still have pipi shrimp." Wu Yunfei said, "Matsushima Nanako, crispy prawns with crispy skin, so much rhyme."

"Why don't you call Wangzai QQ Candy?" I stretched out my fingers and pinched his nose and asked.

"QQ candy is too sweet, what if it's a boy?" He said seriously, "I think the spicy skewers are good."

Where is Chuan Chuan Xiang good? I feel that if we two really have children in the future, we will definitely be scolded to death by the elders in the family if we call this name.

But looking at Wu Yunfei's high spirits, I am also happy to play with him for a while.

"No, the name Spicy Chuan Chuan Xiang can easily become temperamental. I don't want another martial artist in my family." I said, "Or is it called Wangwang Xiaoxiao Su?"

Wu Yunfei frowned and denied this proposal.

"No, it's easy to become a scumbag by this name."

Why is it that Wangwang Xiaoxiao Su easily turns into a scumbag? I don’t understand why.

"When the scum reaches the extreme, it becomes crisp." Wu Yunfei gave me a white look and said, "It's better to call Xiaoxiaosu than to call Bingbingbing."

Popsicle... I haven't heard the name of this thing for a long time.

When I was a child, Wu Yunfei used to buy this thing, and then the two of us shared it with each other. At first I thought it was really delicious, but now I think about it, it's just frozen into ice with sugar and coloring. The reason why I think it is delicious is because it was given to me by someone I like.

But whether it’s Xiaoxiaosu or Lollipop, why does Wu Yunfei suddenly think about the child?

"I want to apply for an account. I thought about several names and they were taken by others, so I brought you to brainstorm with me." He said, "You don't really think I want to give you a baby, do you?"

Although he didn't expect this at first, he still felt a little embarrassed to pick out the words.

"What do you think of a silly boy? How can a man give birth to a child?" He smiled, "If you want to give birth to yourself, I will at most help you with the baby."

Forget it, he helped me with the baby? What if I raise a small sand sculpture?

And my mind is all on him, how can I have children with others...

"You have a strong desire to survive with this answer. Compared to before, you have improved." He laughed.

He was referring to the fact that I asked him to borrow the car two days ago.

My car had a minor breakdown not long ago. Although it was not a major problem, it was sent to be repaired for safety.

I could drive a car in the company, but I went back to my parents' house that day and accidentally forgot about it.

No way, I can only ask my dear wife to borrow a car for emergency assistance.

He is a super treasure of his own car. He heard me ask him to borrow it and tell me that a man can borrow anything in his life, except his wife and car.

However, since I have been married with him, it is not impossible to lend me the car, but I have to say something nice to prove my sincerity.

nice words?

I thought for a while and said, "Can I drive your car out? If you agree, I can fulfill your small wish."

"Can you be more boring?" he said, "You can die by adding a'baby'!"

I reorganized the language and said, "Um... can I borrow your baby car?"

As you can imagine, he did not lend me the car.

But early the next morning, he personally drove me to the company.

According to him, why should he lend me his precious car? But I was his baby too, so he reluctantly sent me off.

"Sometimes I suspect that you are pretending to be stupid on purpose," he said.

"This was an accident." I whispered in defense.

He has always regarded his car as a darling baby. Usually, others can't touch it. Who would have thought that he wanted me to call him baby?

"Don't be angry, baby." I pleased, "I will ask you to eat spicy crayfish, okay?"

In my opinion, coaxing a cat is similar to coaxing a wife. If you accidentally provoke the other person, just feed something.

If the other party does not forgive you, then feed more. There is no gap that cannot be resolved by eating.

"It is said that it is easy to gain weight after marriage, and it is true." Wu Yunfei said with emotion, "You said how long we have been married now, I have gained a few kilograms...If this continues, I will have to become a pig."

After a pause, he glanced at me, and said, "Do you think you started a pig farm in your last life? It's so easy to grow fat no matter what you raise."

"The meat is good," I said.

To be honest, I still like Wu Yunfei's body that was once thin, he is like this, he is thin and fleshy when he is dressed, and he is comfortable to sleep at night, how nice.

"What's so good? Last time I thought-you failed." Wu Yunfei muttered.

He told me that he deliberately missed two buttons last time and wanted to seduce me, but when I saw it, he didn't move at all, so he reached out to help him fasten the buttons.

Is there such a thing?

I tried to remember, as if there was a vague impression.

"Um…"

Before I could speak, Wu Yunfei rushed to answer: "It's summer now, let alone afraid of my cold."

"There are a lot of mosquitoes in summer, and wearing tight clothes can effectively reduce mosquito bites." I said solemnly.

Wu Yunfei gave me a white look and his face looked red.

Is the temperature of the air conditioner not low enough?

I picked up the remote control and took a look. I felt that the temperature should be just right. If I turn it down a little bit, I can easily catch a cold.

"Um... I saw your mother when I went home two days ago." He said.

"Go back to your house or mine?" I asked casually.

"My house," he said, "but your mother just came to my mother for tea, so I will chat with them for a while."

To be honest, I still admire Wu Yunfei when it comes to chatting. In most cases, I insist on this kind of meaningless small talk for less than five minutes, but he can talk forever.

And mothers also like to chat with him, there seems to be endless topics to talk about. Sometimes I want to join them occasionally, but I am driven away after a few words.

QUQ Don’t I just don’t understand fashion, gossip and so on? Do they dislike me so much?

"Aren't you curious about what we talked about?" Wu Yunfei said dissatisfied.

"Huh?" I didn't react for a while, but still followed his words and asked, "What did you talk about?"

"Just talked about some miscellaneous things." He said, "but didn't you have a little wolf dog and left a mark on the position of my collarbone last time? I thought it was not obvious anymore, but your mother still just glanced at it. I can see it."

Although not at the scene at the time, I felt very embarrassed just listening to Wu Yunfei's account.

There is nothing wrong with being in love between husband and wife, but it is always a bit awkward to be seen by the elders in the family.

"What did you say?" I asked.

"What can I say? You can't tell her the truth?" He blushed and said, "I'm a face-saving person! If they know I'm the one who has been suppressed..."

Before he finished speaking, he was blocked by a kiss.

I really like to see him shy. I feel itchy every time I see him, like a small brush rubbing against him.

"What if everyone knows that you have been pressed by me?" I asked.

He glanced at me like a silky eye, and said, "Be careful I ask you for a gift."

When I heard him say this, I was immediately happy, and said: "You want it, if you dare to ask me, I dare to give it."

"Then I want you to be an exclusive model for me in the future." He smiled, "Every time a new product is released in the future, you have to wear all the new products to me."

I should have taken advantage of this matter, but I don't know why, I always feel a little fox-like sly in his smile.

"Good." I agreed without hesitation.

Anyway, since I was young, he has not pitted me less.

Hearing what I said, he couldn't help laughing.

"Hahahahahaha, you are in the middle again." He laughed, "I said all new products, but I didn't say whether it is men's clothing or women's clothing."

"Oh, it's a trick." I deliberately pretended to be annoyed, and he smiled happily.

I don't understand why he is so obsessed with women's clothing. Isn't it because I took a few photos when he was dressed as Alice? He shouldn't be such a stingy person, right...

"By the way, do you know how I explained the marks of the collarbone to them?" He asked with a smile.

"Scratch yourself?" I guessed.

"Almost." He said, "I said it was bitten by a mosquito."

"Hey, I'm a mosquito in your eyes." I pretended to say with a sad expression, "Before you got married, you said that people are your little cutie. After you get married, you become an annoying mosquito. ."

"Fuck! Don't speak in such a disgusting tone." He scolded with a smile, "If you continue to do this, I will secretly post the video on the Internet to show them what the legendary iceberg boss is like in private. Strange."

"What are you afraid of? I'm acting like a baby with my wife!" I said cheeky, "Anyway, I have the best wife in the world to spoil me, so let's go envious and jealous!"

Speaking of Xiu Enai, I suddenly thought of an interesting incident that happened not long ago.

That day Wu Yunfei wanted to go to a place to eat cheese hot pot, but both of us had a limited number of cars, so we had no choice but to take the subway.

There are not too many people on the subway, but Wu Yunfei did not choose to hold on to the railing for the convenience of chatting, but to hold on to my arm.

I am also happy to let him support me. In order to prevent him from being squeezed by the crowd, I deliberately turned sideways to block most of the flow of people.

I didn't think there was anything wrong, but to outsiders, this posture was rather ambiguous.

In this way, when the subway stopped at a certain station, a mother and daughter came up. The child was about four or five years old. After seeing the two of us, she said loudly: "Mom, look at those two people."

The carriage was very quiet, she said that many people looked in our direction.

Wu Yunfei was a little shy, lowered the brim of his hat, and whispered: "Sure enough, our situation in China is still a bit too strange."

I shook his hand and glared at those people. They turned their gazes back, bowed their heads and continued to do their own things.

They find it strange that it is because they are rare and weird, and it is by no means that there is something wrong with our relationship itself!

The girl’s mother seemed to have realized what was wrong, and hurriedly covered her mouth, smiled apologetically at us, and whispered: “You can’t speak so loudly in public. It will disturb others.”

The little girl closed her mouth obediently, but her eyes kept drifting towards us.

Even if her mother took out electronic products to show her cartoons, she failed to attract her attention.

After a while, a seat next to us became vacant, and the little girl sat on it.

She still kept looking here, her mother was a little angry, so she simply covered her eyes and said, "Don't look around."

Wu Yunfei was a little curious, and asked, "Why do you always look here?"

The little girl looked a little excited when he saw him take the initiative to speak to herself. But she remembered that her mother had told her that she could not speak loudly in public, so she whispered: "You are so beautiful, are you big stars?"

It turned out that the reason for the little girl to look here is so simple.

If you think about it, she is so young that there are so many things that adults haven't had time to teach her.

The child's world is innocent. In her eyes, we are probably no different from ordinary couples. The only difference is that they look better than the people she usually sees.

After listening to her, her mother also looked at us, and whispered: "It seems to be familiar."

Of course it's familiar!

"Super Designer" was a big hit some time ago, and Wu Yunfei is one of the topical contestants. It's weird that you can't recognize it at all!

However, before she could continue to confirm, we got out of the car.

"It seems that you still have to drive next time." He said, "It's too dangerous to take the subway."

"Why is it dangerous?" I asked.

"Another cute girl is fascinated by my charm. I'm afraid one day you will fall into the jealous jar to death." He laughed.

"That little girl is only four years old, what kind of jealous do I have?" I said helplessly.

I seriously suspect that this guy was a daffodil in his life, otherwise, how could he be so narcissistic?

Narcissism and sand sculpture, but I was attracted by him like this.

Maybe this is the love in everyone's mouth.

The author has something to say: It's over QUQ

Little cuties~ See you~ See you~ See you~