Sand Sculpture Childhood Friends Are the Most Lethal

May 28, X

Weather rain

The online discussion about Wu Yunfei and me is still going on. Many people are curious about our past and want to know how we two seemingly unrelated people got together.

I don't know exactly what they mean by hooking up.

If it means knowing, then I knew this guy since I was born!

If it means liking each other... I don't know what's going on with Wu Yunfei, but I should have liked him a long time ago.

My parents were very busy when I was young, so they often sent me to Wu Yunfei's house.

At that time, the weather I looked forward to most was rain or snow...Because if the rain and snow were too much, Uncle Wu was afraid that I would accidentally slip on the road and would leave me at his house for the night.

At that time, Wu Yunfei was in elementary school and couldn't play with me, but I just like to move a small bench and sit on the side watching his homework.

"Don't you feel boring just waiting for you by the side?" He asked once.

I thought about it, it seemed a bit boring.

"Anyway, if you are idle, you are also idle. Why don't you copy the text for me." He said.

In this way, I started to help him write some boring copy homework when I was three years old.

In order to prevent him from being scolded by the teacher, I wrote every stroke with extra care, neatly, and at first glance it looked like a print.

"It's not practical to write so seriously." He said, "As long as the quantity is correct."

At the beginning, I didn't know why he said that. Then he accidentally told me the truth once he drank too much.

It turned out that my handwriting was so neat at that time. The teacher mistakenly thought that he was good at calligraphy, so he always asked him to help publish the newspaper together. He couldn't explain the truth well, so he had to bite the bullet, but he didn't expect to have discovered his talent for painting because of a blessing in disguise.

Think about it carefully, I have probably liked Wu Yunfei since then, right?

He always asked me to help him with his homework. At the beginning, it was just copying. Later the questions became more and more difficult.

In order not to let him down, I had to find a way to learn by myself secretly.

While others were still preparing for Xiaoshengchu, I had already started sprinting for the college entrance examination with him.

This is why people think that I don't study hard, but my grades are always among the best.

Not because of my talent, but because I have learned it many years ago...

Having said that, I have had a ridiculous jealous experience before.

At that time, mechanical pencils were not popular. Wu Yunfei and his school required everyone to use 2B pencils for homework. Therefore, in order not to delay the use, everyone would have a small blade in their pencil case, and sharpen the pencil when there is nothing to do.

Wu Yunfei is an impatient person, so I sharpened all his pencils. At that time, I also prepared a complete set of tools for this purpose.

The pencil sharpening blade is indispensable, but the blade is easy to be dull if you use it more often, so I also prepared a small sharpening stone for sharpening the blade.

After sharpening the pencil, there may be frizzy areas, so I still have a piece of sandpaper. In addition to smoothing the frizzy areas, it can also sharpen the pen tip.

This almost became my daily ritual, and it was also the most effective way for me to express my good feelings at that time.

But one day, this harmony was broken.

Wu Yunfei actually bought a pen sharpener? !

I still remember the moment when I broke down, as if I found that the person I liked had a new love.

Can the pen sharpened by the pen sharpener be sharpened by my hand?

I feel very unconvinced about this, and plan to find a penknife and have a try.

However, Wu Yunfei didn't understand my feelings at all. He saw me asking about the pencil sharpener and happily told me that he wouldn't have to bother to sharpen his pencil in the future.

"After you go to school, I will pass this penknife to you." He said.

To be honest, the pen sharpened by the pen sharpener is very rough, and it is easy to get stuck during the turning process, which is not convenient at all.

But since he had a penknife, Wu Yunfei never asked me to sharpen his pencil again.

"You can use your pencil sharpening time to do something more meaningful." He said, "It's really not good to watch TV for a while."

Later I learned that it was Uncle Wu who saw that I always sharpen the pencil for him, thinking that he was bullying me, so he gave him a severe lesson and warned him not to let me sharpen the pencil for him in the future.

Wu Yunfei always said that his dad treats me better than his own son. Thinking about it carefully, this is indeed true.

Is it possible that other people’s children will always be better than their own?

Anyway, Wu Yun also enjoyed better treatment than me when he flew to my house.

Take the meal as an example. Every time he comes, he prepares food according to his taste, regardless of my feelings.

Once he said he wanted to eat boiled fish, I took the sentence "I don't eat spicy", but my mother actually said, "If you don't eat spicy, you will miss a lot of food."

As you can imagine, he had boiled fish for dinner as he wished. I could only pitifully put a bowl of water in front of me, and rinse myself silently for whatever I wanted to eat.

Later, I also asked my mother why she likes Wu Yunfei so much. She said that Wu Yunfei is humorous and sweet, so she is naturally attracted to women.

At that time, I was quite unhappy when I heard this statement. For a long time, I had a prejudice against Wu Yunfei. No matter what he did, it seemed to me to attract bees and butterflies.

In order not to lose to him, I also began to contact girls consciously or unconsciously.

Because I don't have much experience, I always feel that I can imitate Wu Yunfei when I talk to girls.

Learn how and intonation he speaks.

Although this is not what I am good at, the girls really eat this set, and sometimes they even bring me some small gifts.

Every time I would accept a gift with a smile, but it didn't feel good in my heart.

I feel that their gift is not for me, but for the guy I imitated...

Why can he always be at ease in this situation, but I can only imitate it mechanically?

I began to alienate each other deliberately, trying to find his own way, and he also met new friends and gradually stopped contacting me.

Most friends in this world should be drifting away like this, right?

There was a time when the relationship was too good, but later for various reasons, I stopped contacting each other, even if I met, I would be speechless, and there was no topic to talk about...

Wu Yunfei and I have also encountered this kind of embarrassing situation. When we were young, we could feel happy just sitting quietly together, but afterwards, even if we chatted with each other, we still felt empty in our hearts. Can't afford to be energetic.

This is not to say that we are no longer friends. If he has anything to do with me, I will still be obliged to do it, but other than that...

In this way, my faint affection was buried in the bottom of my heart like a seed, and it was only recently that it reappeared.

It may be because of the depression for too long, and he got a slight response from him, and this love immediately took root and sprouted into a towering tree.

Many people laugh at the overbearing president in the novel who only knows how to buy and buy, and they don't understand romance at all, but I can understand their approach.

To be honest, I originally thought that the first thing I did after I got the shares was to invest, figure out how to make money, and then expand my business territory... This probably fits most people's perception of my boss's personality.

But the reality is that after I got the shares, all I thought about was that I finally had money to let my daughter-in-law buy and buy at will!

I was probably poisoned...

May 29, X

sunny

When I went home today, I found the Yuanchee beast was walking limping, thinking it accidentally injured its foot, and hurriedly took it to the hospital. After the examination, there were no problems.

"It may be that it accidentally numbs its feet while sleeping." The doctor explained.

I was the first time I heard that a cat would press his feet to numb when sleeping, and even couldn't walk because of this. It's really an orange cat!

When I brought it here last time, the little thing was only a little bigger than a palm, and I could hold it around with one hand.

Unexpectedly, in just a few months, its weight soared to ten kilograms.

Does this guy usually eat cat food or pig food at home? !

The doctor advised me to control its diet, otherwise it may cause a series of diseases due to obesity in the future.

I told Wu Yunfei about this, and the guy kept laughing.

"Hahahahahaha, I said long ago that I can't get used to it. You have to be hungry when you should be hungry." He said, "You see, as expected, even the doctor thinks it needs to lose weight, right?"

To be honest, I always thought that this fluffy little animal would be more cute if it was fatter.

However, the doctor was right, the Yuan Chew Beast could not continue to get fat anymore. Instead of spending a lot of money to treat it in the future, it is better to control its diet from now on.

Thinking of this, I set up the automatic feeder according to the feeding amount the doctor told me.

The bitter beast has never been hungry since it was picked up by me. Seeing that it hadn't eaten enough food, it bottomed out, and it kept meowing around the feeder.

"It's useless for you to crack your throat, wait for the next meal." I said.

It heard my voice, realized that I was the one who really fed it, and ran up to me to behave like a baby, without any dignity.

"For a bite, do you want to?" I scratched its neck and asked.

"Meow~"

Yuan Chew Beast's voice was full of flattering. Obviously, reservedness is nothing compared to food.

"It's useless to act like a baby, you are too fat." I said, "If this goes on, no little cat will like you."

Yuan Chuan beast rubbed my arm around, snoring and purring in his throat.

"You don't like little female cats?" I said, "Do you like little male cats?"

"Meow~" Yuan Chew Beast yelled again, but I don't know if it admits or denies it.

Is it true that the cats that GAY raises are also GAY?

I shook my head and threw this strange idea out of my head.

"Daddy still has things to do, you can go down first."

I was so persuasive, and then the bitter beast seemed to be determined to ask me for food, lying motionless on my lap.

"It's almost summer now, don't you feel hot when you lie on me" I said again.

Yuan Chew Beast shook its tail and ignored me.

Well, it seems that it is not afraid of heat.

I sighed, took out the tablet, and naturally put my hand on the Elemental Eater Beast, only as if I had a thick blanket on my leg.

"Meow!" Yuan Chew Beast yelled, seemingly dissatisfied with my ignoring it, but still lying motionless on my lap.

"Dad is planning how to confess to mother." I said.

I originally planned to imitate the perfect ending of the childhood sweetheart line in the game to confess to Wu Yunfei, but after watching the discussion of netizens, I suddenly had a new idea.

It seems pretty good to confess at the show, but will it be unfriendly to other players?

Or you can lie to Wu Yunfei that there is an Easter egg session after the show ends, and then call him to a small room to confess... But if he doesn't say hello in advance, he may not participate in the recording outside the specified content of the show, and he will be prepared for nothing. How to do?

The balloon confession seems very romantic, but if there is a balloon flying activity outdoors, you need to apply to the relevant department in advance. Today is Wednesday, and the time may not be too late.

Candle confession? Cinema confession? Drone confession?

I suddenly felt that planning a gorgeous confession is no easier than planning a large-scale event.

No way, I decided to learn from my relatives and friends.

I first dialed my father's number.

Confession? Are you two already together? "His tone was a little confused, and he didn't seem to figure out the situation.

"It is true that I have exchanged ideas, but I want to give him an unforgettable confession." I said, "It is the kind of confession that still feels very romantic when I recall it many years later."

"Two big masters, is it necessary to make these fakes?" He said, "This kind of stuff is shown to girls in order to trick them into going to bed."

I couldn't help but roll my eyes.

My father's three views in this regard really make me unable to agree.

"Just tell me how you confessed in the first place." I said helplessly.

"Me?" Father said, after being silent for a while, "My confession is usually a shot."

Was it so bold in that era?

I was shocked by this.

According to him, I should be walking everywhere with half-brothers and sisters!

"Well... My journey has just started, and I met your mother in the first shot. Your grandfather is too fierce, and I dare not fail." He said, "Fortunately, it's not too bad. Your mother had to be in shape when she was young. Have a figure, a good appearance, a clean background and a good family background."

I am not interested in their love stories back then, and the way of confession is not within my consideration.

"Then do you know how my uncle Wu confessed?" I asked again.

"He? He was the hero who saved the United States in the first place, and then other girls rushed to post it upside down." He said, "The girl who was rescued by the hero is Yun Fei his mother."

Heroes save beauty? This is too dramatic...

It is estimated that even if I find a few **** to provoke Wu Yunfei, this guy can bring those people down in minutes, and it is not my turn to appear.

"Daddy really can't help you with this, and I haven't confessed to a man." Father said, "You are a young boy, and you know him best. Don't you know what he likes?"

I can treasure everything he likes, but what can I do to connect these things into a whole?

The Elemental Devouring Beast jumped off my leg. I felt my leg numb under the pressure of it, so I stood up and took two steps.

Suddenly, I saw his graffiti on the wall in the living room.

I used to think he was painting casually, and I was angry with it for a long time.

But perhaps my mentality has changed. When I look at this graffiti now, I always feel that Wu Yunfei wants to convey some message to me.

"128√e980"

For some reason, this mysterious formula suddenly attracted my attention.

I tried to calculate, but due to the existence of the unknown "e", I couldn't get any answer at all.

No way, I sent this formula to Wu Yunfei and asked him what it meant.

"Try to block half of it," he said.

I blocked half of it.

"128?"

"√e980?"

"Cut it in the middle and block the upper half." He said, "You only found out... I thought you liked me when you knew it."

what do you know?

I took a piece of paper and blocked the upper part of the formula.

"ILOVEYOU"

I can't tell what it's like in my heart, I want to cry and laugh a little.

It turned out that he had confessed to me a long time ago, and the confession information was written on the wall of my house, and I was so stupid that I never noticed it.

But I wanted to erase this thing several times, but I haven't done it for various reasons. From a certain point of view, it's a mistake, right?

I looked at this graffiti and suddenly couldn't help laughing.

I was frustrated and helped him to sign a name for this graffiti, and the position of the sign was just behind this strange formula.

So the full version of this formula is "ILOVEYOU Wu Yunfei".

This is not only his confession, but also my confession!

I have to sigh, this is really a fate arranged by God...

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Finally ushered in the once-in-a-millennium paid vacation

The Shuling Confucianism of the Confucian Classic "The Analects of Confucius" and the Shuling Li Dao of the Taoist Classic "The Tao Te Ching"

Happily hand in hand came to the world

But... this place seems to be different from what they remember

Why is the power of thunder hidden in the wall?

Why are there beasts of steel running on the ground?

Why does the girl's skirt show her thighs?

Why don't you use money for transactions?

Facing a strange world

Confucius and Li Dao looked dumbfounded, they could only hold each other tremblingly

After a period of running-in

They finally adapted to modern life

At the same time, Li Dao was surprised to find

Confucius saw that his eyes changed...

Is this affectionate look at the foundation? !