Sand Sculpture Childhood Friends Are the Most Lethal

May 13, X

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After eating at home yesterday, Wu Yunfei and I returned to my small apartment.

Originally, Uncle Wu wanted me to go first, and then he would have a good chat with Wu Yunfei, but I was afraid that the two of them accidentally got annoyed and started their hands, so I had to pretend to be weak and let Wu Yunfei send me home.

"I'm so dizzy that I can't drive a car." I said, "I want Feifei to send me back."

With that said, I pulled him a bit and told him to walk down the donkey and leave with me.

But before this guy spoke, my mother spoke.

"You are so hurt that you run around like this! Can't you just stay at home?"

She meant to let me stay at home for these two days, and it would be more convenient for her to take care of me.

"I have things to do when I go back." I said.

My mother seems to be very dissatisfied with Wu Yunfei and me. If she lives at home, she will definitely brainwash me whenever she has time.

Although I don’t think I will be shaken, it’s definitely not a good experience for someone to talk unpleasant things in my ears all day long.

"Master, you'd help me out."

My mother saw that I was indifferent and pointed the finger at my father.

"If he wants to go back, let him go back. It's a big problem to stay." He said, "My son can take care of himself."

"What's your attitude? It's because you are always so indifferent that Ayao... will like men!" Mother mother said with red eyes.

I can imagine her mood at the moment. She was happily preparing to meet her daughter-in-law, but it turned out to be such a blockbuster.

I feel a little sorry, but I don't know what to say for a while.

To my surprise, my father, who was originally opposed to this feeling, stood on my side at this time and said casually: "What's wrong with liking men? It's not illegal."

"Lao Feng, are you really crazy?" Uncle Wu said, "Your son likes men! A man with a handle like him!"

"There are foreigners who marry dogs. What does it mean to like men? Children and grandchildren have their own children and grandchildren, and they will take care of them." Father said, "Some things will be counterproductive if you stop them. It is better to let them know the difficulties. retreat."

Wu Yunfei was a little surprised when he heard this, and leaned on my ear and asked in a low voice, "Did you convince your old man?"

"Right." I said.

From a certain point of view, my father's sir can be regarded as showing his attitude. Although he does not support our feelings, if I can eliminate the negative impact of coming out, he will not be too opposed.

"While whispering, you will steal if you are wrong." Uncle Wu snorted coldly and said.

Since childhood, this is the first time he has spoken coldly to me.

But who told me to act on his son? This is what I deserve.

"What's the matter, don't let you whisper?" Wu Yunfei squinted his eyes and smiled, "This is Uncle Feng's site, where is the turn for you to speak up here."

"That's how you talked to your own old man?" Uncle Wu blushed with a thick neck, and Aunt Wu hurriedly pulled him aside to persuade him to calm down.

"Who are you? Didn't someone deny me as a son a long time ago?" He said, "You also frozen my card? I made at least half of the money in it, Xiaoye! Why do you freeze it? "

"You can stop, do you want to perform death on the spot here?" I said.

"Come on, you have the ability to kill me!" Wu Yunfei said arrogantly, "Every time you say to kill me, if you have the ability, you can honor what you have said!"

He was really begging like this, let alone Uncle Wu, I just wanted to beat him up.

Why is this guy so tiger?

Uncle Wu was so angry that he chased Wu Yun and ran around the room.

No way, I had to take advantage of the chaos to force Wu Yunfei out.

"Why do you provoke him every time?" I said, "You know your dad is a hands-on violent temper."

"Which one of your eyes saw me provoke him? It was clear that he was the first to pick it up!" He said angrily, and helped me to fasten my seat belt gently.

"Where do you want to go?" he asked, "hospital or pharmacy?"

"I want to go home." I said.

Because it's so embarrassing to be beaten to go to the hospital for registration!

And if there is any scratched skin or something, I should rest for a few days and be able to recover?

"Go to the pharmacy." He said, "Yuanhu Pain Relief Tablets, Panax Notoginseng Injury Tablets and Yunnan Baiyao. Generally these three are enough... Buy another amoxicillin, what if there is a trauma?"

"You really know it well." I said with emotion.

"That's, it was bad when I was in school. Fighting is commonplace." He said not ashamed but proud.

I suddenly remembered the rumors I saw on the Internet before, and felt that it was a good time to ask questions.

"Why did you mix with those guys in the first place?" I asked.

He was silent for a while, and said: "I told you the reason before."

"I want to hear the truth." I said, "Don't prevaricate me by trying to get to know more friends. Those people are not good to you at all, and they are definitely not friends."

"Sometimes I don't know whether to say that you are smart or stupid... Some things are so obvious that you turn a blind eye to some things, and some things are buried deep in the ground but you have to dig out everything you say." He said.

"If you don't want to say it, forget it, I won't force you." I said, "It's just a little curious."

"Actually, there is nothing to say about it. They found out that I was **** at that time and threatened me with this incident and asked me for some pocket money." He said.

Do those people really know that Wu Yunfei is gay? I suddenly felt a little uncomfortable in my heart.

"Then you... have you ever had anything with them?" I asked.

"What do you say clearly, I am not the roundworm in your stomach, I don't know what you want to say." He said.

"It's...ML."

"ML?"

"MakeLove."

"Brother, can we speak Chinese?" he said, "You know I am a mess of foreign language studies."

I hesitated for a while, and finally said those two words.

"It's..." I said.

After saying this, I felt my heartbeat was so fast, as if I had just watched an exciting love action movie.

"Tsk...If it wasn't for money, it would be too late for those guys to hide from me." He said, "How disgusting it is to be gay."

"You say so now, you just took me to scold you." I said, "I just came out with my family, and I was beaten for it."

"Deserve it." He said, "You close your eyes and rest for a while. I will teach you how to apply the medicine after buying the medicine."

"I can't remember." I said coquettishly, "Can't you keep giving me medicine?"

He probably hadn't seen me acting like a baby for a long time, and he shook subconsciously.

"Otherwise you should go to the hospital. I suspect that my dad accidentally typed out your second personality." He said, "What's the matter with this girl's tone?"

Seeing his reaction, I acted as if I was possessed, and then said in this tone: "Hey, hey, it hurts."

"It's a bit disgusting for you like this." He said.

Although he said that, his face was getting redder and red.

"Ouuuu, you dislike others, they are so sad." I said.

"I'm going back to record the show, I can't accompany you every day." He said.

"I can go with you..." I said.

"Then let everyone see you being beaten like a pig?" He glanced at me and said.

Well, I really can't let others see me now.

I can only hope that the swelling on my face will disappear soon, so that I can go to him on Friday.

The blink of an eye will affect the muscles on the face, and it will cause a throbbing pain in the injured area.

In order to make myself feel better, I leaned back in my chair and closed my eyes and calmed down, and stopped talking.

I was not asleep, but Wu Yunfei thought I was asleep, and started muttering to himself.

"You guy is such an idiot. Why did you run over to get me beaten for me?" He said, "You know that my dad is not serious or serious. On the contrary, pretending to get a hard punch, in fact it was just wiped off by the fist."

"My dad is thunderous, and rain is small. He shot hard at me because he knew I could get away... You got a sturdy punch. You must lie down for many days to be completely fine... Why do you suddenly change Stupid, did you get kissed by a pig?"

I was kissed by him recently, so is he calling himself a pig in disguise?

I wanted to laugh a little, but I accidentally affected the wound on my face and took a breath of pain.

"The first time I saw someone who was so happy to be beaten." He said, "The most valuable part of your body is your brain. If you are really stupid, what can I apologize to the people of the whole country?"

"Permit with your body." I said.

"You are not stupid at this time." He said, "I really don't know what you are after me. I am old, my reputation is not good, and my career is nothing..."

"Because you are kind to me." I said.

"The things I do can be done by other people, but you don't give them this opportunity." Wu Yunfei said, "Have you ever thought that if you change someone, you will do better than me?"

"No matter how well you do it, as long as the other party is not you, it is nothing to me." I said, "I just like you, and I only like you."

"Why are you so stubborn?" He sighed heavily, but I could hear a hint of joy in his tone.

He really likes me!

"Do you know why our friendship boat was always crumbling some time ago?" I asked.

"At that time, you thought I was annoying and didn't want to have multiple roommates." He said, "You said before that my noisiness will affect your work."

"I did think so back then, but now I find that the crumbling boat of friendship is actually preparing us to fall in love." I said.

Wu Yunfei smiled all of a sudden and said, "Where did you learn the local love story?"

"From the heart," I said, "because I have you in my heart."

"You are not saved." He said, "Have you insured your IQ? I can help you contact the insurance company, and I will definitely get a large amount of compensation."

"The insurance company will say I cheated the insurance."

"why?"

"Because the situation is not true. I will only become a negative IQ when I see you." I said, "So care for the disabled. You can't lie to or bully me just because I'm stupid. You don't have to say a word, But I take everything you say seriously."

"Shut up, you." He said, "Did my dad knock you out with a punch? It's a different way of talking about love."

To be honest, it really wasn't a punch to open the hole, but the time was tight and the task was urgent, and I had to take some powerful actions.

The author has something to say: I have something to go out tomorrow, and I will have a day off, hereby announce.

*/ω＼*I will find opportunities to make up the number of words owed later~