Sand Sculpture Childhood Friends Are the Most Lethal

May 3, X

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Although Wu Yunfei didn't directly agree to associate with me last night, he already made me very happy if he didn't refuse.

I didn't sleep much all night, thinking about the routines that often appear in Otome games.

Generally speaking, I know a lot of routines, but few can be used. Wu Yunfei and I both have our own work to do, and the time we can meet in a week is only a few.

Although in the same city, it is several hours' drive from where I live. It is not an exaggeration to say that it is a different place in the same city.

Thinking of this, I couldn't help sighing.

"Meow~"

Yuan Chew Beast jumped onto the bed and got into my arms.

It is said that cats are spiritual, and this is true. Every time I am in a bad mood, Yuan Chew Beast will want to come to me like this now and comfort me in his own way.

"Essence Devouring Beast, if you were me, how would you pursue that guy?" I touched its head and asked.

Qi Yuan Beast did not answer me.

But as a cat, it will probably catch mice as a gift to each other, right?

Cats like mice, what does Wu Yunfei like?

According to my understanding, this guy likes fashionable and beautiful things, but he has never flattered my aesthetics. He always said that my aesthetics stayed in the last century.

I have a lot of collections related to the second dimension, but he is not interested in these things...

"Love is really a sweet burden." I said with emotion.

Now that I have said that I should pursue him seriously, I should show up as a suitor.

However, for people like me who are single with a mother and child, apart from having a few love relationships with paper people when playing games, there is no dating experience that can be referenced in real life.

This guy is the one I care about, and I am afraid that if I accidentally take a half step, I will regret it all my life.

To be safe, I once again turned to the Internet for help.

There are so many experiences on the Internet, and most of them seem to be unreliable.

I shook my head and was about to turn off the phone, and suddenly realized that the second episode of "Super Designer" was already available.

I couldn't sleep on either side, I opened the video.

This time I learned a lesson. The first thing after opening the video is to close the barrage so as not to affect my mood.

To be honest, I really don't understand why those netizens are targeting Wu Yunfei, obviously they have no grudges in the future.

Is it because there is no public relations team behind him to guide public opinion?

"The tiger doesn't show off, you really treat me as HelloKitty!" I mumbled.

Nowadays, Wu Yunfei is not only my childhood friend, but also the sweetheart I am pursuing. They uttered such wild words to make it clear that they were hitting me in the face.

If I let them do whatever they want, I would be ashamed to call me "big guy" to everyone!

The big guy can't even protect the people he likes. What kind of big guy is he?

Although I haven't done public relations for a long time, I started as a public relations company when I first started the internship.

Fight with me? These guys are still tender!

It's been a long time since I have such a high enthusiasm for work. It's like going back to the time when I just graduated. Even if I didn't sleep, I wanted to work from the bottom of my heart.

Of course, before starting this "part-time job", I must first appreciate the beauty of my home Feifei, and then have a good sleep.

I swear, at first I really just wanted to lick my face, but this guy is so talented as a comedian, I couldn't laugh until I saw half of it.

I bought him a self-heating hot pot before, and I want him to eat it when he is hungry at night.

The weather is not too cold now, whether it is going to the balcony to eat or sitting by the window with the window open, but he closed the doors and windows, hiding in the house and eating quietly.

As you can imagine, the smoke sensing system rang instantly, and immediately after the shower on the ceiling began to spray water.

The program crew did a noise reduction treatment here, but by looking at his mouth, I know that this guy is talking about "fuck".

This is not the point. The key is that he didn't give up the self-heating hot pot in this situation, eating while holding an umbrella in the house, still muttering that he can't waste it.

Since this scene was so funny, I pulled the progress bar forward and watched it again.

This time I opened the barrage. I thought I would see a full screen of "hahaha", but I didn't expect that the cynicism of black powder would come into view.

They said that Wu Yunfei knew that he was an internet celebrity, so he was trying to set up a foodie.

"Isn't he a rich second generation? How could he eat such civilian food?"

"It looks like I haven't eaten enough for 800 years."

"What do you mean? People are obviously arguing about people."

The stupidity of these people is always so creative. Who provokes someone to eat a self-heating hot pot?

I couldn't help but retorted.

However, since the night was already dark, it did not arouse any backlash.

I closed the barrage and continued to look down.

Looking around, I suddenly realized that something was wrong.

I can’t guarantee anything else, but what I said in the interview was cut beyond recognition. Coupled with the animation and special effects they made to add to the atmosphere, I obviously really admired Wu Yunfei’s work, and it suddenly became "there is something in the words." .

In addition, I don’t know what the program team is thinking about, and I forcibly cut Wen Miao and me into CPs, while Wu Yunfei and I are rivals in love.

They are really awkward to do this kind of professional survival show, so why don't they write a script to make a TV show with such imaginativeness?

I closed the video and planned to check out the situation on Weibo.

Surprisingly, the "Fengyun cp" super talk we created with difficulty before has disappeared? !

And under my personal super-talk, it is forbidden to brush any topic about "Fengyun cp"? !

This is simply naked|naked discrimination!

I searched again about the cp about me and Wen Miao, all kinds of posts were overwhelming, and many people said that the cp is very sweet.

Where is it sweet? !

I met Wen Miao four times even though I was full, and the two were still on the show.

Although we usually talk in private, in the eyes of the outside world, we should be two strangers who have nothing to do with each other, right?

I put my phone aside and sighed heavily.

If I'm not mistaken, the "little girl" among my father's large population may be Wen Miao.

But Wen Miao is just an unknown little artist, how did his father pay attention to him?

There are so many doubts in my heart, I can only write them down for the time being, and I will have the opportunity to slowly find the truth in the future.

The most important thing now is to prove to Wu Yunfei that I am a qualified lover, and he can never make a mistake in choosing me.

Even if he has someone else in his heart, I have to take the place of that person and occupy the high ground!

In this way, it soon arrived the next morning.

I got up early and went to the back kitchen to make breakfast for Wu Yunfei. I deliberately made a style that was not available in the restaurant. Then I left him a secret code with jam on the edge of the plate and sent the breakfast to the waiter, disguised as room service.

It doesn't matter if he doesn't let me appear in the camera, I have a way to brush my presence in front of him.

Sure enough, not long after, he sent me a message.

"Are you sick? I just woke up and you even made breakfast!" He said, "You don't get up in the middle of the night to make breakfast, right?"

I counted the time, it seemed to be about the same.

But I was so excited, so excited that I couldn't sleep, and eagerly wanted to do something for him.

"Is it delicious?" I asked.

He used to clamor for me to cook for him, but I was always too lazy to cook, which made him quite regretful.

Now that he didn't make this request, I took the initiative to cook for him. It's really interesting to think about it.

"Well, you did it once you eat it." He said, "It's the same as no salt. It's okay. If the restaurant is full of your salt, it's probably going to be closed."

"Eating too much salt is not good for the kidneys." I said.

"You should nourish the kidney!" He suddenly became a little agitated, and added an "angry" expression behind him.

I didn't react at first, and couldn't help laughing out after I figured out what he meant.

"Let's nourish the kidney together~"

"roll!"

roll? Where are you going?

I decided to roll back to catch up.

This guy said that he had delayed the progress last night, and he had to rush back today so that I would not disturb him.

But it's hard not to see his time. Apart from sleeping, I can't think of other good ways to kill time.

By the time I woke up, it was already more than ten in the morning.

I took a shower and played with Yuan Chuan Beast for a while, and when it was after 11 o'clock, I went to the restaurant to have an "incidental encounter" with Wu Yunfei.

Their working hours are uniformly stipulated. To be fair, they must start and end at the same time. Therefore, no matter how busy Wu Yunfei is, there is a two-hour break at noon.

I waited expectantly, but he didn't expect him to just beckon when he saw me, and then he sat on the other side of the restaurant talking and laughing with other players.

QAQ My position in his heart is actually not as good as that of a friend who has only met for less than a month? !

I suddenly became lemon essence, and I sat next to them with a sour taste.

The other player seemed to have seen the rumors on the Internet and misunderstood the relationship between Wu Yunfei and me. His expression was a little scared.

I glanced at him indifferently, and he immediately got up to make room for me, and then casually found an excuse to leave without stopping.

In this way, I finally ushered in today's first two-person world.

"I haven't seen you for a while, how did you become so domineering?" He teased, "Obviously people sat here first, but you just wanted to grab his place."

"Who made him sit across from you?" I whispered.

"Tsk, why is it so sour?" He said, "Since the benefactor is here, let's entertain you for lunch today."

"Okay." I said.

I don't dare to say anything like buying casually, but it's okay to eat casually in such a place.

He strongly recommended the yellow braised chicken with rice and told me that this combination is super delicious.

I have never eaten yellow braised chicken, but I was willing to try all the food he recommended, so I ordered two yellow braised chicken.

"Aren't you afraid that I might cheat you?" He smiled, "For example, this thing is actually not delicious at all, but I lied to you to say it was delicious."

"If you say that, do you cheat me less often?" I said, "But I'm such a guy who remembers eating and not hitting, what can I do?"

In fact, most of the foods he recommends are not to my taste, and sometimes I even feel sick in my stomach after eating it. But I always feel that after eating the same food, the relationship between the two of us can become closer, so I will bite the bullet and eat it every time.

Over time, our family's stomach medicine has accumulated a lot, and there are all kinds of diseases...

"Don't worry, I definitely didn't cheat you this time." He said.

After a long while, he said again: "By the way, if one dish is used to describe me, which dish would you choose?"

This question is really not easy to answer, but thinking of Wu Yunfei, the first food that came to my mind was "crayfish."

Think about it carefully, maybe it was at that time that I started to have a different feeling for him, right?

"Hey, you really don't understand routines. At this time, you should answer, "You are my dish"." Wu Yunfei said, "But I also authenticate the crayfish... This time I will let you go."

It turns out that this kind of question has a standard answer!

It seems that I need to learn more about this.

Thinking like this, Wu Yunfei asked again: "What do you think you are in my heart?"

"Your food?" I asked tentatively.

"Yellow chicken stew." He said, "It's yellow, stuffy and rubbish...but it's quite delicious."

Boring, I have no objection, but why am I "yellow"? Why is it "garbage"?

"If you are not yellow, why..." His face suddenly reddened, and his words became stammered, "Then, that blue cup..."

My face turned red all of a sudden, and my expression was a bit awkward.

He had already seen it...

"Originally, I thought you just bought the same item by accident, but you followed and gave me chrysanthemum tea... This hint is already obvious to the point of sexual harassment!" he said.

This is really a big mistake. I didn't think so much when I gave him chrysanthemum tea, I just wanted him to lower the fire.

"It's just a coincidence." I hurriedly explained, "When it comes to reducing fire or something, I thought of chrysanthemum tea all of a sudden."

"Even if there is a fire, you picked it up?" He said, "That wine..."

"Unexpected! I really don't know what's going on with that wine, but I think the packaging is pretty good, and the degree is not too high, so I bought it."

I myself feel that this explanation is very pale and feeble.

QAQ, it seems that I am no different from a perverted **** in this guy's eyes.

"Well, whatever you say." He said, "Man, you must be a man if you dare to do it. What does it look like under cover?"

How can I explain this? What I said is actually the truth!

"Don't mention this, why do you call me rubbish?" I asked.

He rolled his eyes and said, "You were so eloquent at the press conference, you got a lot of fans, and you were so stupid that you couldn't bear to look straight on the Internet."

He knows what I said on the Internet?

But I use a trumpet to fight with others!

Is that garbled lady really him?

"If you don't quarrel with others, just shut up, don't be embarrassed." He said.

It is tolerable, which is unbearable!

"At that time, I didn't talk to them seriously! If I really want to quarrel with them, it's not necessarily who wins and who wins!" I said.

"Really?" He didn't seem to believe it.

"You wait, if someone on the Internet hacks you when the show ends, I will..."

"So what?"

"I will join your family, and I will give you your last name in the future!"

"Okay, I have no problem." He smiled. "You can't go back then."

"But if I win... can you really make me your boyfriend?" I asked.

"Let's talk about it then." He said, "It's still the same sentence, it depends on your performance."

The author has something to say: Feifei: Even if Ayao failed to pass his dad, he still went to marry a wife and have children. After a period of experience, I would be dead without regret...

Fengfeng: Don't regret it! We still have a long way to go! I still have a lot of things I want to do with you~