Sand Sculpture Childhood Friends Are the Most Lethal

April 28, X

sunny

It's coming to May Day. What is most anticipated in this holiday that belongs to the working people?

Of course it's a holiday!

Originally, I wanted to take this opportunity to ask Wu Yunfei to come out for a few days, but the program team actually told me that they would not have a holiday during May 1st to ensure the progress of the shooting.

"The players have signed the agreement, indicating that they have no objections." The editor said.

This is too frustrating, right? !

May Day is clearly a national holiday...

I have some regrets in my heart, but there is nothing wrong with thinking about it again.

This guy used to watch my work, but this time I should watch him.

Thinking of this, my heart suddenly itchy, and a smile appeared in my mouth unconsciously.

"Have you encountered anything happy?" the assistant asked.

After a period of running-in, this guy finally didn't look so sternly as he did at the beginning, and sometimes he would talk to me about topics outside of work.

"The work will be done soon, and I feel very happy when I think about it." I said.

Even if you don’t have to work overtime at night, you can play cats and scan Weibo. Although Wu Yunfei does not live with me now, there is always a different kind of excitement in his daily activities on the official Weibo, and it feels like he is chasing stars.

But the situation changed tonight. When I finished my day's work and prepared to return to my bachelor apartment, my father suddenly called me home for dinner, saying that he wanted to talk to me.

To be honest, I didn't really want to talk to him, but I didn't go home for a while after the Spring Festival, so I nodded and agreed to his proposal.

"When you have time to go home often, what's the point of being alone in a small house all day?"

"Wu Yunfei lives with me."

"Didn't he go to the show?"

"I still have a cat..."

The adult father suddenly paused when he heard this, and said, "Men don't raise cats, and females don't raise dogs... What kind of cats are you okay with as a big man?"

"Because we are destined."

I recalled the scene of the day I picked up the Qiyuan Beast, and felt that there was no other explanation except for the word "fate".

"You will suffer when it makes cats." Father said humanely, "By the way, how have you been with that little girl recently?"

"Which little girl?" I didn't react when I heard him say this.

"It's the one who got ambiguous with you some time ago." He said, "Didn't you two go to Fashion Week together some time ago?"

The more I listened, the more confused I became.

It was Wu Yunfei who went with me to Fashion Week, and he was the one who made the ambiguity, but when did he become a little girl?

"Just so-so." I said.

"You can do it, if you don't do it, you can't do it. What is so-so?" My father seems to be very dissatisfied with my answer. "Boys should take the initiative when they fall in love, or else you are waiting for the girl to chase you down? "

The topic suddenly became a bit subtle, but I think this is a good time to ask my father for advice.

He once talked to me about his love affairs when he was young. Although there are some exaggerated elements in it, his love experience should be much richer than mine, right?

I asked my father how to pursue the people he likes, and the chances of success would be higher. He seemed to be willing to discuss these kinds of issues with me.

"You can be regarded as asking the right person. I think your father and I were also a wanderer before I got married. There are so many little girls who like me. Uncle Wu can prove this. I wondered what was your child. I haven't inherited my good genes, just like I didn't know how to tease my sister..."

I have an inexplicable feeling of an arrow in my knee.

I really don’t know how to tease my sister...

"How far are you and the kid? Have you been playing? Have you gone to bed?"

Was it so straightforward when I first came up? !

Under normal circumstances, you should ask if you have any appointments, confession, etc., right?

"Should be regarded as a kiss?" I said, "At that time he drank too much, and then..."

"Then you went to bed?" Father father answered naturally.

Feeling burning on my face, I hurriedly explained, "Absolutely not! I can't take advantage of the danger!"

Moreover, even though I have watched GV once, I still don't quite understand how men are going to have **** between men.

It feels like just a wandering effort, and the two people are suddenly connected together.

"Is your child stupid? Since she dared to get drunk in front of you, she proved to be mentally prepared!"

Is that right? But it's not the first time he drank too much in front of me...

I was suddenly at a loss.

"All drunkenness comes prepared. I ask you, has her attitude toward you become colder after that time?"

It was true, but Wu Yunfei said that it was because he was busy at work and didn't have time to chat with me.

I can understand this. I also don't like being disturbed when I concentrate on doing something.

"At this time, you have to take the tenderness offensive. For example, send her a bouquet of flowers every morning and beautiful scented candles in the evening. It's best to be accompanied by soothing music."

Flowers...candles...music...

I don't know why, I suddenly thought of funeral services.

After hearing this, my father was stunned for a while, and he sighed heavily, and said, "I'm just giving you an example. If you know the details, you can ask Yun Fei if you really can't. That kid looks more experienced than you. too much."

The person I want to chase is Wu Yunfei! How can you ask him?

If I said directly "Wu Yunfei, I want to soak you", he would probably kill me!

"Dad... If I say I'm gay, what do you think?" I asked tentatively.

"What is GAY?" Father asked.

"It's just gay." I said.

"Do you like men?" My father glanced at me, "Do you know that Wu Yunfei, who told you Uncle Wu last time, was almost beaten to death when he told you that he was a gay?"

"Didn't you not fight?" I mumbled.

I specifically asked Wu Yunfei about this that day. He was very proud to say that his dad hadn't caught up with him with his arms and legs. He just seemed to be in a big battle, but he didn't actually fight at all.

"You know quite clearly." My father said, "On this matter, I have the same attitude as your Uncle Wu. You'd rather be a bachelor for a lifetime, and you are not allowed to mess around outside."

Is homosexuality just messing around?

I was a little unconvinced in my heart and wanted to refute, but my father blocked me back with a word.

"Do you know how AIDS is spread? Homosexuals basically have AIDS." He said.

From where did he see this fake news? !

There are so many homosexuals in the world, do all of them have AIDS?

"But Wu Yunfei also said he is gay." I mumbled softly.

"He just talks nonsense, you stupid boy really believe it?" He said, "He just hasn't played enough. After a few years of maturity, he will be honest when he meets a girl who makes his heart beat. marry."

My father's tone was very determined, which made me shake.

If Wu Yunfei is really just saying that he is **** on a whim, is it possible that I have to break him for my own wishful thinking?

"By the way, when you see Wu Yunfei, remember to remind him, remember to wear a sleeve when playing with men, and go to the hospital for regular check-ups, and don't get sick." Father said, "You young people talk about this kind of thing. It’s better to speak up. Those of us who are elders can easily trigger conflicts."

In fact, I am not very good at talking about this kind of shame!

Wu Yunfei is now my lover, and I actually want to tell my lover, "Remember to bring a condom when you go to bed with a man"? Isn't this taking the initiative to plant grass on your head?

April 29, X

sunny

Today, according to the method taught by my father, I called the flower shop early in the morning and asked them to send me flowers to Wu Yunfei.

After receiving the flowers, this guy immediately took a picture of me and asked me if I gave them.

I was very worried, and tremblingly replied "Yes".

After a while, I asked him how he felt when he received the flowers.

"It made me happy, I thought it was a flower from a fan." He said.

It’s okay to say that it was given by a fan, after all, I am his fan!

However, before I had time to send the message, his message came.

"Go ahead, who gave you this flower?" he asked.

I told him that I bought it, not someone else.

"Have you won the lottery recently? How come you have spare money to buy flowers?"

His words hurt me deeply.

Although I am just a social animal working for my father, I am not so poor that I can't even afford a bunch of flowers!

"I didn't mean that...but I thought you were saving all your money to marry a wife."

After he sent this sentence, he sent me a "doge" emoticon bag with the word "witty I have seen everything".

At first, I just mentioned it casually, this guy actually remembered it till now?

"The prerequisite for marrying a daughter-in-law is to have a daughter-in-law. I am making an initial investment." I said.

This sentence is a bit explicit, I don't know how he will react after reading it.

After a while, he sent me a "tearful" emoticon.

"QAQ I knew that this flower was not for me...Speak up, who would you like me to give it to you?"

I felt so angry and funny when I saw this sentence.

It was written clearly on my card, this flower was for him, where did he get so many weird ideas?

"It's for you." I said.

"Well... I will help you assist for the sake of giving me flowers," he said.

I suddenly felt a deep sense of powerlessness, but I "like you" but I couldn't say it.

After a while, I asked him if he has a boyfriend now.

"No," he said jokingly. "Why don't you be my boyfriend?"

"Okay." I replied.

He didn't reply to me, he didn't send me another message until noon.

"Take you, it's not rare for me to grab other people's things." He said.

I see that this is a little unclear.

What do other people's things mean? me?

But when did I become someone else's thing?

Since tomorrow is the May Day holiday, I have a lot of work today. Although I care about what Wu Yunfei said in my heart, I quickly forgot it after I got busy.

It wasn't until after work in the evening that I finally found time to ask him what "someone else's stuff" meant.

"Nothing." He replied, "By the way, don't buy me self-heating food next time."

"why?"

"The alarm system of your holiday villa is too sensitive. I just ate a self-heating hot pot. It sprayed water and flooded my house."

"Are you OK?"

"It's okay, but I changed the room."

"which room?"

"It turned out to be upstairs in that room," he said.

Wasn’t the room upstairs the one I lived in last time? I poke a little bit of excitement in my heart.

The left and right sides of the room are empty, which means I can live next to him on May 1st!

May 1, X

The weather is overcast

I originally wanted to put the yuancheating beast at home like the last time I went to fashion week, and then ask the cleaning aunt to take care of it. But the cleaning aunt told me that she was going back to her hometown on May 1st.

No way, I really don't worry about letting a stranger take care of the yuan-chewing beast, so I had to take it to the resort.

The little guy is fairly honest along the way, and has been looking at me pitifully, his voice sounded soft and glutinous, obviously he can be cute.

It's probably worried that I will throw it away, right?

"Don't be afraid, I'll take you to find Uncle Yunfei." I fed him half a small jerky through the cage, "I haven't seen him for so long, surely you miss him too?"

Chuanyuan Beast chewed the dried meat intently and ignored me.

I think it should be shy.

When Wu Yunfei was there before, it fought with each other every three to five, but now it ran all the way to see each other, and it feels embarrassing to think about it.

But it can also be said that it was forcibly brought by me. What shall I say?

Instead of staying at home and playing games during a good holiday, instead of taking the initiative to work overtime...

I'm really sick!

Logically speaking, I can also be regarded as a person with rich experience in love, and I have played countless love games. Why can't these experience values ​​be moved to real life?

"Essential Devourer, the game and reality are really different." I chatted with the Devourer one after another, regardless of whether it could understand it or not, "If it's in the game, I see One glance at Wu Yunfei's numbers will know what strategy to adopt, but now everything can only be guessed."

I also don't understand the specific difference between the game and reality.

If you want to describe it, the game is an entry-level love for novices, and the reality is a difficult master-level love.

As long as the former is willing to work hard to get pretty good results, even if you choose the wrong one, don’t worry, you can read the file and start again at any time, but in real life every step of the choice is only one chance, and some are limited time options, regardless of the result. No matter what, I can't choose to start again. After getting the BE result, I can only regret my life.

Wait, why did I think of BE all of a sudden?

Thinking about the good things, at least I was a hundred times stronger than some of the characters in the game. At the very least, it was not a negative start...should it not be a negative opinion?

I suddenly hesitated.

Once upon a time, I once witnessed Wu Yunfei calling someone a sibling when he was face to face, turning his head and complaining about the other side stupid, but that person had no idea about it.

Am I also a fool in Wu Yunfei's heart?

But he once said that I am his most important person, even if the whole world abandons him, he will be fearless as long as I am still by his side.

I was so confused that I almost ran the red light inadvertently.

The sudden brakes caused the cage containing the Elemental Devouring Beast to slid forward a few minutes. The little guy was frightened, his whole body was blown up, and his throat made a "ha" sound.

"It's fine."

I tried to appease it, but to no avail.

The Elemental Devouring Beast suddenly became particularly aggressive, constantly hitting the cage with its body.

I was afraid that it would knock the cage off the seat and accidentally injure itself, so I simply put the cage underneath.

Perhaps because the claustrophobic environment gave it a sense of security, the little guy gradually calmed down, only occasionally making sounds similar to sobbing.

I am determined to reach my destination quickly, but the road conditions on May 1st are really not optimistic. It took me more than three hours on the road to arrive at the resort that could have been reached within two hours.

Since I said hello before, I saw the person who met me as soon as I arrived at the villa.

This saves me a lot of trouble. After all, I can't take other extra things after holding the Elemental Devouring Beast.

"Boss, your cat and Mr. Wu's cat look alike." In the elevator we met a staff member of the program group. He made such an evaluation after seeing the bitter beast, "I remember Mr. Wu’s cat is also of this color."

More than the same color? This is the same cat at all!

Finally I entered the room. I opened the cage to let the Elemental Eater come out and breathe, but the little guy seemed a little nervous, the cat shrank into a ball in the corner of the cage, and refused to get out of the cage no matter how I called it.

"Yuanyuan Beast, do you want to eat jerky?"

I took out the small jerky to lure it, but the small jerky of Bailing in the past seemed to have suddenly lost its magical power, and it didn't even look at it.

"Play ball?"

I took out its favorite takraw toy.

It seemed to be agitated, but it retracted just before it leaned out of the cage.

"Meow……"

It yelled aggrievedly, as if asking me why I brought it to a strange place.

"No way, if I throw yourself at home, you will probably be starving to death by the time I get back." I said.

In order to let it adapt to the environment as soon as possible, I decided to leave for a while.

I checked the time and it was almost time for lunch. I wanted to go to the restaurant to see if there was anything delicious, but as soon as I walked near the elevator, I saw Wu Yunfei coming from another direction.

I don't know what I think. I would just go forward and say hello normally, but I subconsciously hid in the corridor.

Is this guy going to the restaurant to eat?

I took a peek at the probe and found that he seemed absent-minded, standing in front of the vending machine for a long time before choosing the drink to drink.

Really... I have bought him a healthy drink, why does he drink this kind of thing?

Drinking this high-sugar sweet drink for a long time must be bad for your health!

I was going to go over and say hello to him, but he didn't seem to realize that there was someone behind him. He accidentally ran into me and spilled all the drinks in his hand on me.

"I'm so sorry..." he said.

"Why are you so tired?" I asked.

He heard my voice and looked up at me with a surprised expression.

"Why are you here?" he asked.

"Today is May Day, I am on holiday." I smiled, "Did you receive the flowers I sent in the morning?"

He lowered his eyes and answered the question: "Your clothes are dirty. I will find time to transfer the money to you."

After saying this, he wanted to turn around and leave.

Why did this guy suddenly become so indifferent? Doesn't he like the flowers I sent?

I reached out and grabbed his arm.

"Is there anything else?" he asked.

When he asked, I forgot what I just wanted to say.

"What was the drink you bought just now?" I asked, "I bought all of that for my clothes. I'll buy another one for you."

"No need... I suddenly don't want to drink that." He said.

"Shall we go to lunch together?"

"I eat in the house."

"Then can I go and eat with you?"

"Not for you."

"I can find you to eat after I buy it."

He shook my hand abruptly and said, "Why are you so annoying!"

I felt a heavy blow to my chest, standing still at a loss.

Am I being hated?

But everything was normal when we chatted the day before yesterday. Why did it suddenly become like this?

He probably left without looking back, but when he saw my dazed appearance, he finally didn't let his heart down. He sighed heavily and said, "The world is so big, what kind of Ecstasy have you taken recently? Around me all night?"

It turns out that he has feelings...

I felt as ridiculous as a jumping clown, but still shamelessly said: "Because you are the world in my heart."

He suddenly smiled and said, "Does your dad know what you say like this?"

Why does he mention my dad suddenly?

I faintly had a bad premonition in my heart.

After returning to the house, I checked my dad’s recent developments online at the speed of light. As expected, he mentioned his criteria for choosing a daughter-in-law in an interview. He also said that I already have a fixed girlfriend and it’s time to talk about marriage. To the point, I plan to get married at the end of this year or the beginning of spring next year.

Where and where are all this! When did I have a girlfriend?

I seriously suspect that my dad has a son besides me. Otherwise, how could he say that this is completely irrelevant to my current situation? !

I called him and asked him what was going on. He said that I had kissed the other person and had a real relationship. Getting married is only a matter of time, and he just released the news in advance so that those restless guys don’t think about it. That's it.

"But, but he also saw this news!" I finally know what it's like to be crying by a pig teammate, "How can I explain it to him?"

"It's easy to say, you can take this opportunity to confess to her and say that her marriage partner is her." Father said, "Don't worry, our family hasn't gotten to the point where you need to sacrifice your own happiness to get married, so you can chase whoever you like. She, I checked the details of the little girl, she is relatively clean, and she has no background, so she can control her after she gets married."

Where did the little girl come from? !

Your father must have misunderstood something!

Of course, I am also very curious about which girl is so unlucky, and unfortunately won the jackpot...

The author has something to say: Feifei: QAQ, since you are already getting married, why did you come to tease me? Scumbag!

Fengfeng: I am not! I do not have! Don't listen to them nonsense!

Feng Dad: I think this little girl Wen Miao is in the entertainment industry, but overall she is pretty good. I support my son to chase love bravely.

Wen Miao: ∑ Kou||What are you talking about, Mr. Feng? Why can't I understand a word? ! I and the boss are innocent! I worship him like a **** and Buddha, absolutely without the slightest thoughts! ! !

"Zuo Hufa": Has the official spoken? It seems that the cult cp can begin to rectify.

Fengfeng: Shut up all of you! stop! leave me alone! Please let me fall in love by myself! Thank you for your cooperation!