Sand Sculpture Childhood Friends Are the Most Lethal

January 8, X

sunny

I thought that since the guy said he was going to black me out, he would not pay attention to me for at least three or five days. I didn't expect that after just one day, he took the initiative to call me.

I was in a meeting at the time, so I didn't answer the phone call from him, and turned the phone into silent mode.

I don't know if that guy misunderstood something. When I came out of the conference room and turned on the phone again, the screen was full of missed calls from him.

A colleague nearby saw it and asked me with a smile if I had a girlfriend.

emmmmmmm Whose girl has him such a sand sculpture? In less than an hour of meeting time, he actually called me 23 calls!

But I thought about it again. Although this guy can't handle it on weekdays, he never said anything insignificant during my working hours.

Did he get into some trouble?

I’m not afraid of 10,000, but just in case, I dialed the guy’s phone number immediately after I got back to the office, but I didn’t expect his cell phone to go down...

That guy... Isn't something really going on?

January 9, X

sunny

I decided that I must be blacked out before the sand sculpture blacked me out!

o(≧口≦)o is really annoying!

Yesterday I thought he was kidnapped, and I blamed myself too much. Turns out that guy actually drank high at a party? ! Did you accidentally drop your phone into the water? !

Why doesn't this guy emmmmmm drown himself in the water? (╯=□=)╯︵┻━┻

I was afraid that he had something unspeakable, so I tried to calm myself down and asked him why he called me so many calls.

Seriously, if this guy gave me a reasonable reason, I wouldn't be so angry.

However, he actually told me that it was because he was showing off to others and no one believed me, so he called to verify.

QUQ Yesterday, because I was worried that he would not sleep well all night, I waited 24 hours to report to the police station, and it turned out to be such a farce!

I really want to blow his head!

But having said that, he had just been rejected by Sakura Sister, and he ran to Hunt Yan so quickly.

Sure enough, he is a scumbag!

January 10, year X

Cloudy weather

When I went home today, the sand sculpture was already asleep on my sofa.

I was really mad. QAQ just remembered to block him on his social account and forgot to take back the door key. In order to prevent this guy from breaking through the door when I was not here next time, I decided to take the key back, so I reached into his clothes pocket.

To be honest, the things in his pocket were eye-opening. I never thought that there could be so many things in a small pocket.

I won’t say much about mobile phones, bank cards, and money. This guy actually puts printed tissues in his pockets.

It's the kind of printed tissue that is the favorite of junior high school girls!

Given that he has just been chasing a 19-year-old Sakura girl not long ago, I reasonably suspect that this guy has hooked up with a younger girl.

Ugh...inflicted evil!

Since I didn't find the key, I changed my pocket and looked through it, only to see something even more incredible.

He actually put a condom in the pocket of his jacket...

He should be praised for carrying a condom with him, but putting it in the pocket of his coat is a bit too much, right?

Isn't he afraid of accidentally taking things out when he takes them? Or is he ready to shoot anytime and anywhere?

With a condom in my hand, I looked at the sand sculpture in front of me with complex expressions.

At this moment, he woke up.

He looked at the condom in my hand and looked at me with a subtle expression.

I waited for him to give me a reasonable explanation, but I didn't expect this guy to lower his head shyly.

Hehe, this guy actually knows what shyness is?