Sand Sculpture Childhood Friends Are the Most Lethal

April 1, X

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I haven't always liked eating qingtuan very much. I always feel that this thing not only has a strange taste, but it is also sweet and greasy. But Wu Yunfei likes to eat very much. Every time I can't eat, he will take over and help me take care of the remaining half.

Therefore, when I received the Youth League gift box from the company, I did not directly ask the assistant to deal with it for me as in previous years, but put it in the bag and took it home.

This guy was really excited when he saw me taking the Youth League home. He talked endlessly: "The point of this seasonal food is not how delicious it is, but the sense of ritual in life. For example, in the beginning of spring. Once you have eaten spring rolls, you know that spring is here, and when you eat Qingtuan, you will know that you can go outing..."

As a qualified "champion", I say "um" from time to time to show that I am listening.

"If you like it, this whole box will belong to you." I said.

Although the food packaged in this kind of gift box looks quite large, there is not much in it. There are only six youth groups when it is full. If he eats one a day, he can eat it in less than a week.

"No, you guy is too picky. A true warrior must dare to challenge what he doesn't like to eat." He said.

I am not a warrior, so I rejected his challenge decisively.

"I really don't understand what you think, the Youth League is so delicious."

While talking, he opened the box and took a youth group out of it.

"Foreigners call macarons "girl's crisp breasts". In fact, that thing has half a dime relationship with crisp breasts? A girl's bra is almost the same." He said, "The soft-feeling macarons of Qingtuan Is there? Does this attractive deodorant macarons have?"

"You go back, can't the expression be so erotic." I said.

This guy's expression is really sullen now, it is almost unbearable to look directly at him, but he himself did not have the slightest conscious, and slowly brought the Qingtuan close to his mouth, sticking out his tongue and licking it.

I don't know why, I suddenly felt like electricity, and subconsciously swallowed.

This guy is delicious if he wants to eat! It's okay to lick what to lick!

"Hahahahaha, I saw you swallowing secretly, if you want to eat it, tell your brother, I can even you one." He said.

Maybe it's because the things in other people's hands seem to be more delicious. I heard him say that and it was actually shaken.

How about a sip?

But when I just came up with this idea, the taste buds of the Qingtuan I tried before suddenly flooded my taste buds.

That's really not the taste I like OTZ

"You eat...I still don't quite accept the taste of the youth group." I said, "Or describe it to me after you finish it?"

He laughed out loud when he heard me say this, and said: "Are you a girl who is losing weight? I actually asked me to describe the taste after eating."

"Because I really don't like the taste of Qingtuan, but it looks delicious when you eat it." I said truthfully.

This guy thought for a while and suggested that when I eat the Youth League, I should pair it with something else.

"If it is paired with other things that you like to eat, you will probably feel that the Youth League is not that unpalatable." He said.

I think there is some truth to this, and I agree with his proposal.

But what I didn't expect is that this guy actually let me use mustard with Qingtuan to eat? !

I really like the taste of wasabi, but it’s too weird to be paired with mustard!

"You taste it, what if it tastes good?" he said.

I reluctantly took a sip, the taste is really indescribable.

The peculiar taste of Qingtuan is indeed not delicious, but the sweet and waxy texture of the mustard with Qingtuan is definitely not delicious.

This is definitely a dark dish!

"Can't mustard? Try it with potato chips," he said.

The texture of potato chips matches that of Qingtuan. However, the taste of potato chips was too light, and couldn't suppress the strange taste of Qingtuan at all.

"With Coke?"

The Youth League paired with Coke is so sweet and outrageous.

"How about some soy sauce?"

I feel like he is playing with me now!

Qingtuan with soy sauce is super unpalatable just thinking about it!

"I choose to eat directly." I said.

From a certain point of view, this guy's method is still a bit useful. At least after trying so many strange combinations, I suddenly felt that the original taste of Youth League didn't seem so difficult to swallow.

However, this method also has a disadvantage, that is, I found that I didn’t like the food I originally liked that much...

April 2, X

Weather rain

There is a lot of rain during the Qingming Festival, and this is true.

Open the weather forecast, almost all the weather is rainy and rainy these days near Qingming.

According to Wu Yunfei, this kind of weather is most suitable for watching movies at home.

"Going to the cinema to watch a movie will inevitably encounter annoying bear kids. It's better to watch a movie at home."

I couldn't help but think of the last time he watched a ghost movie and scared him to sleep alone.

At that time, we did not have cats, and now there is a yuan-cheating beast. If this little guy accidentally screamed at night, will he be scared to tears?

"Movies are not only horror movies! You can also watch romance movies." He said, "And it's coming to Qingming soon. It's not suitable to watch horror movies at this time."

This guy actually has to look through the almanac when watching a movie? I think it's a bit funny.

But having said that, as a man, he actually likes watching romance movies, which is really surprising.

"What's your tone? I didn't dislike you watching cartoons, but you disliked me first."

He said as he grabbed the pillow on the sofa and threw it at me.

I reached out to catch the pillow, and said solemnly: "Animations and cartoons are still different. The audience of the former is adults, and the audience of the latter is children."

"Is there any difference?" He rolled his eyes at me.

"Of course there is a difference. For example, the former can be surrounded by shy notebooks and waiting pillows, but the latter can only be surrounded by exercise books and stationery boxes."

Everyone is an adult, and there is no need to hide some things, but after this guy heard what I said, his smile suddenly became a little ambiguous.

"A shame book? I didn't expect you to be like this Ayao!" He said, "It seems that when you are not at home, I will look through your bookshelf."

"Auntie comes to clean every day. It's impossible to put that kind of thing on the shelf righteously!" I said.

To be honest, there is really no such restriction in my family.

I originally bought some when I was in Japan, but when I returned home, I was afraid of being checked by the customs, so I reluctantly left them all in Japan.

"That's hard to say, the most dangerous place is the safest place." He said.

After a while, he suddenly stood up and asked: "You don't know that the **** in the computer is all paper people, right?!"

Although the sound insulation of the house is good, it still embarrassed me to say such things so loudly.

"Keep your voice down!" I said.

I do have **** on my computer, but which young man has nothing to be ashamed of on his computer? !

"The problem is not porn, I just want to know if the protagonists of the romantic action movies on your computer are paper people." He said.

Well, I admit that the A movies in the computer are all in the form of anime, but this is just my personal hobby.

Real-life movies always feel a little embarrassing, but anime girls are completely fine.

"Oh my God, you can harden up against a piece of paper."

He looked at me with a perverted expression on his face, which made me twisted.

"Do you care about me? You are not a bunch of GVs on your computer!" I retorted.

The guy's face turned red all of a sudden, and he stammered: "You, how did you know?"

"You, aren't you that? So there should be that in the computer."

I don't know why, I also stutter a bit.

The air suddenly became very quiet.

After a long while, Wu Yunfei said, "By the way, can you let me take a look at your resources?"

"what?"

I was a little confused, thinking I had heard it wrong.

This guy actually wants to see the resources in my computer? This direction seems a bit magic...

"Okay, I'll pass it to you then." I bite the bullet and said.

"Don't be so troublesome, just lend me the computer after you finish your work."

"But I have a lot of work files on my computer."

I suddenly felt a little ashamed.

Obviously it is a computer for work, but I saved the lifan in the hard drive. It shouldn't be!

In case I really died suddenly one day, someone else saw that hidden folder when I was organizing my computer... At that time, my fame might have been ruined.

With this in mind, I decided to go out to exercise when I have time in the future. In this way, what happens in Jishi Town, I can also clean up the files that cannot be seen on the computer with one last breath.

"If you are afraid that I will touch your files, then take a good look at it with me." He pretended to say lightly, "I haven't seen an A movie starring Paper Man."

In this way, Wu Yunfei's movie watching plan inexplicably turned into a small movie watching plan.

This guy originally suggested lying in bed to watch it, but watching **** with Fa Xiao is strange enough, lying in bed watching it is like two perverts.

In this way, I decided to watch the movie in the restaurant.

We sat on hard wooden chairs and straightened our backs like a schoolboy.

"Do it," he said.

I tremblingly clicked on a video file with the mouse.

Since I don't know how much this guy accepts Lifan, I chose a relatively small and fresh subject at first. Although it is called Lifan, it is at best to show the fat times or something.

As a result, within two minutes of playing, this guy fast-forwarded all the way and watched the whole movie.

"Are you kidding me?" He said, "How is this different from the cartoons you usually watch!"

"Yes, don't you think the breathlessness in some places is extraordinarily masculine?" I said, "Especially when listening with headphones, it's so shameful!"

He gave me a complicated look, and didn't speak.

Well, he fast-forwarded all the way, and probably didn't hear what I said "suffocating".

"Is this all shameful? Wouldn't you really be purer than pure water, right?"

While smiling, he stroked my hair with his fingers.

I don't know why, I suddenly felt a tingling scalp, as if fireworks exploded in my head in an instant.

"Little Ayao, tell elder brother honestly, are you still a chick now?"

This makes me unable to answer.

As the saying goes, people are hard to dismantle, and I am almost a dog every day. How can I have time to applaud love with my sister?

But in this case, you must never tell the truth, or you will definitely be laughed at by this guy!

"How is it possible? You think too much."

I tried to make myself look more relaxed, but all I could do was smile.

"Cut, since it's not a young girl, you just pretend to be pure now, and quickly bring me a real good one!" he said.

He said this!

I gritted my teeth and clicked on another video file.

In my opinion, this movie is so exciting, I have never watched it from beginning to end.

But this guy is still yawning and fast-forwarding to finish watching.

"This film doesn't fit the common sense of the human body. The woman's chest is bigger than her head." He shook his head and said, "Ayao, your elder brother is disappointed in every aspect of your aesthetics."

Is it really that unsightly?

I don't believe in evil, and I found out all my inventory, but this guy never showed a satisfied expression, and he didn't even harden it politely.

If the production team knew that his reaction was so cold, he would probably be so sad that he would cry?

No, this guy is GAY! How could BG Xiang's Lifan arouse his interest?

This guy really didn't feel at ease at the beginning!

"No, that's all, you don't want to see it." I said angrily.

"Really gone?" He didn't seem to believe it.

"Nothing." I said, "Although it is a Lifan, this is also made by the production team. I hope you can watch it from beginning to end in peace."

He suddenly laughed when he heard me say this, and said: "Watching an A movie will you make me quiet? It can be seen that the quality is not very good."

Thinking about it carefully, it seems to be a bit difficult to look at this shameful thing quietly.

So, I changed my rhetoric.

"Then you can always watch a film without fast forward, right?"

"It's so boring, why don't people fast forward?"

"That's because you didn't feel it with your heart!"

"Have you felt it with your heart?"

"certainly!"

"Then you are not hard," he said, and glanced under me. "Or do you have any hidden illnesses?"

"roll!"

I kicked the chair under him.

How can there be such a person in the world who can't chat? !

If he wasn't for me to grow up, I would throw him down the window in minutes.

"Tsk tusk, I'm so angry that I'm so embarrassed. It won't really make me right." He said, "It's okay, I won't laugh at you."

"I'm not sick!" I said, "The reason why I didn't react is that you guys around you broke my interest!"

"Do you blame me for your own bad movies?" He said, "Do you want my brother to show you something really good?"

"Is it GV?"

Inexplicably, I felt a little eager to move.

To be honest, I have never seen GV since I grew up.

"Do you want to watch GV? Okay, meet your requirements." He said, getting up and going to the living room to get his iPad.

I'm going to watch GV with a GAY... This GAY is still my childhood...

This cognition left my brain blank, and the whole process was just like a puppet.

I didn't see what was in the film at all, and I was completely attracted by a blue water glass in the background.

Why is there a water glass in that place? Still such an eye-catching color?

I thought it was an important prop, but the cup did not change its position until the end of the film.

So why is there a water glass in that position?

April 3, X

Weather rain

Is there anything more miserable in this world than forgetting to bring an umbrella on a rainy day?

I thought for a while, that was probably when you were about to drive home, a poor, weak and helpless girl happened to block your way, looking at you pitifully and asking if you could take her home.

This was originally an affair-like development, but the problem is that this girl is actually the Wen Miao who rumored me before!

I wanted to say "goodbye, no appointment" to her directly, but the people in the company were almost gone by then, and it seemed that it was not easy for her to use other people's cars.

After thinking about it again and again, I reluctantly agreed to her request.

"Thank you so much! It's raining so hard outside, and I have waited for a long time without a car willing to take orders." She said.

So she stayed in the lobby, preparing to stop a cheap driver, but she stopped me by coincidence?

Isn't this a coincidence?

I'm not the kind of narcissistic person, but the feeling that this girl wants to do things to me is lingering.

I sighed silently.

In any case, after sending her to the destination and evacuating at the speed of light, I don't believe that the speed of this little girl can catch up with the car!

"Originally, I didn't come to the headquarters often, but there seemed to be some problems with the contract, so I came here to stamp a chapter, but I didn't expect to catch up with the heavy rain." She laughed.

How could it be unexpected? Doesn't this person watch the weather forecast?

The weather forecast is plain and clear. There will be rain these days, so please remember to bring umbrellas when you go out.

"Fortunately, I met Mr. Feng. Otherwise, I really don't know what to do." She said.

QAQ can do whatever she wants!

By the way, it's too time for her cell phone to run out of power, right? I just said to make a call to her assistant and ask the other party to pick her up, but her cell phone turned off automatically before the voice was heard.

I asked her to give her phone number. She actually said that she had just changed assistants not long ago and hadn't remembered the contact information of the new assistant.

I asked her to contact her former assistant, and she actually said that the other party had resigned, and she was not as embarrassed to trouble others.

She is embarrassed to trouble her former assistant, why is she embarrassed to trouble me? !

Am I her boss anyhow? !

However, due to the lack of familiarity with the other party, I did not speak out the complaints in my heart.

"President Feng doesn't seem to like talking." She said.

I am a driving machine with no emotions. I replied silently in my heart.

I thought that my indifference could get her a moment of silence, but I didn't expect this little girl to talk to me all the way.

"President Feng, I will be participating in the recording of the'Super Designer' program soon. It is said that you will also be a special guest at that time. I look forward to cooperating with you!"

Is this little girl emmmmmm misunderstanding something?

The protagonist of the "Super Designer" show is obviously Wu Yunfei and the designers! She went there as a prop for the designer, and I went as the background board for the show crew.

Why do you feel like she is arrogant?

"President Feng seems to be familiar with the road conditions around here. Have you been here before?"

Wu Yunfei used to have classes in a studio nearby, and I would come here to play with him whenever I had time. Although the time has passed, the road has not changed much, so I still recognize the road.

"Isn't Feng always still angry about the hot search on Weibo? Actually, I didn't mean to make it hot! The doujin who has already clarified that it was created by the Internet writer is not the real situation!" She felt aggrieved. Biting his lower lip with his teeth, he looked pitiful.

As an otaku, I am quite familiar with fan creation.

But there is always a reason to knock this kind of real cp sugar? I don't remember appearing in the same frame with this little girl.

Is it because someone lost a bet and deliberately punished me?

I don't know why, suddenly the once smashing "Fudai CP" appeared in my head.

The ghost knows how these two unrelated characters made up CP...

"Feng Zong will cheer for me, right?"

"Um?"

I feel like I missed something when I was on the job.

But for a little girl at this age, she wants to get encouragement and care from her boss, right?

"Come on," I said.

Maybe it was because I had been silent for too long. The little girl seemed very happy to hear my reply, her eyes twinkling, as if there were stars.

"Feng Zong is indeed a very gentle person." She said with emotion.

I was a little confused when I heard this.

Is it a gentle person to say "Come on" indifferently?

In Wu Yunfei's eyes, I still have to be like a little angel?

Anyway, I finally got her to the destination successfully.

Since she just praised me as a gentle person, I hesitated and reminded her that there was an umbrella in the car and asked her to be careful on the road.

"We had a great chat with Feng Zong today!" She smiled.

Happy? She has been talking to herself the whole time!

Or that what this little girl lacks is a listener?

After I got home, I told Wu Yunfei about the incident. This guy looked at me up and down with a playful look, and said, "I didn't expect you to learn how to make a girl now."

"I didn't tease her, she came to me on her own initiative." I frowned and said.

"Appeared! The classic line of the scumbag!" Wu Yunfei clapped his hands and said, "Neither take the initiative nor refuse, and when the little girl is stuck in it, he will throw her away mercilessly."

"You think too much." I said, "just take her home."

"Today it will be sent downstairs, next time it will be at the door of the house next time, next time it may be delivered directly to the bed... These are routines." Wu Yunfei blinked and said, "But you are so slow, maybe you know routines. Doesn't it...Do you need your brother to help you assist?"

"No need!" I refused him without hesitation.

To be honest, if I really want to choose, I would rather choose this guy than that little girl, at least I can vomit as I want in front of this guy.

"I'm gay, and I don't want to grab your girlfriend. What are you doing so quickly when you refuse." He said.

I really don't know what to say about this guy!

Wouldn’t it be good to have only the two of us living together like this?

Why would he rush to let a stranger intervene...

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