Sand Sculpture Childhood Friends Are the Most Lethal

March 17, X

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Facts have proved that Wu Yunfei knew the way. At least he successfully took me to the terminal building instead of the train station.

"Why do you think I will take you to the train station?" He asked, "Even if I really don't know the road, we still have a high German navigation."

He made a lot of sense, but the dream made me feel so real that I still had an unreal feeling when sitting on the plane.

"Ten hours of the journey, what should I do?" This guy muttered and glanced at me with his eyes, as if he was expecting some fun suggestions from me.

"Whatever you want, I'm going to sleep anyway," I said.

In order not to affect the itinerary, we chose the night flight this time. Not only can we sleep on the plane for one night, but we can also sleep after arriving at the destination.

Although it sounds a bit strange, it is recognized as the most effective way to stop jet lag.

At the very least, I can guarantee that I will not doze off halfway through the work the next day.

"Why sleep? Get up high!" He picked up the champagne sent on the plane and took a sip.

"It's terrible," he commented.

I don't have any requirements for wine. In my opinion, this thing is only for sleep aid, but this guy must let me taste it.

What can I taste about the wine on the plane?

I picked up the glass suspiciously and smelled it, and there was nothing wrong with it.

There is nothing wrong with the taste after a sip.

"It's normal," I said.

He didn't speak, just looked at me with a smile.

I suddenly found that the wine glass next to him was still full, which means that the one I drank was the one he had just drunk...

Is this the legendary indirect kissing? !

I was inexplicably shy, turned my head to the side unnaturally, and said, "You are so boring."

"I know why the wine was not good when I drank it just now, but when you drank it, did you think the taste was okay?" He leaned on my ear and whispered, "Because I put it inside to make the wine change. Good magic."

"Did you drink too much?" I said.

This guy has a fluctuating amount of alcohol. Sometimes he gets so drunk that he can't walk after drinking two sips of beer, and sometimes he can kill the whole bottle of Wuliangye by himself.

"Drink is not intoxicating, everyone is drunk," he murmured.

I don't know if this is a common problem among art workers. Recently, this guy always likes to say literary accents from time to time.

"Flowers are not charming and people are fascinated by themselves." I said casually.

He was stunned when he heard the words and asked me what I meant.

I said it didn't mean anything, but simply cooperated with him.

This guy seemed a little disappointed, and sighed faintly.

"You go to sleep, I won't bother you." He said, "Lest you go wrong with your work then, on the contrary, blame me for not letting you take a good rest."

March 18th, year X (or is it still the 17th?)

The weather is overcast

It was night when we got on the plane, and it was still night when we got off the plane. Wu Yunfei felt that it was like experiencing a double night.

I counted the time, it should be daytime in China, so I connected to the camera at home remotely to see what the Biter Beast was doing.

"Thinking about your cat all day long, it's just a cat slave!" he vomited.

But even though he said so, he still leaned in unconsciously and looked at the screen with me.

I bought a mobile camera that can walk around in various rooms.

However, after seeing several places in a row, he didn't see the body-chewing beast.

Did this little guy accidentally ran out?

I was suddenly worried.

"Look here!" Wu Yunfei said, pointing to a small yellow dot on the screen. If you guessed it right, the Elemental Eater should be hiding behind the potted plant.

But what is it doing in that place? Hide and seek?

I controlled the camera and slowly approached.

At this moment, the Yuan Chew Beast suddenly sprang out from behind the potted plant and slammed into the camera.

The camera was knocked to the ground by it and could only "look" at the ceiling helplessly.

"It probably treats this thing as a prey." Wu Yunfei smiled, "Does it make sense for you to buy this thing? It was defeated by a cat!"

"It's just a camera, not a combat robot." I said.

Seeing that this little guy is still lively, I finally feel relieved.

Anyway, when the cleaning aunt arrives, she will definitely help her when she sees the camera falling on the ground.

"I think this little thing knows that you are peeping at it through the screen and feels that your privacy has been violated." The guy said solemnly, "Its subtext is'stupid humans, look at it.'"

"My home bite-eating beast is a gentle and good boy."

I still think that the little guy treats the camera as an intruder, otherwise he wouldn't make such an offensive move.

It may be due to Fashion Week. The hotel the company booked for me is already full.

No way, Wu Yunfei can only live in the same room with me.

Fortunately, the company booked me a business suite. Although there is only one bed, it is big enough to sleep two people.

"You already knew this would be the case, why didn't you book the room in advance?" I asked, "Or you can tell me, I can ask the assistant to book it for you."

"I forgot by accident." He said, "Isn't that good? It can save money and increase feelings."

Can it increase the relationship? I deeply doubt this.

Last time I slept with him, I had a cold for several days!

"Don't worry, I will never grab the quilt with you this time." He said, "But you have to make sure that you will never talk in sleep."

Can I talk in sleep when I sleep?

Seriously, no one has ever mentioned this to me.

"There is no chance for other people to sleep with you." He rolled his eyes and said, "Usually you can talk very little, but when you fall asleep, it's a silly talk."

"What did I say?" I asked.

"Who knows what you are talking about? The mixing of various languages ​​makes it difficult for me to be a scumbag." He said.

I think I may have accidentally said a dream while sleeping on the plane. After all, the feeling of flying in the air can easily make people feel insecure.

But I thought and thought, but I couldn't remember what I was dreaming about at that time.

"If I talk in my dreams or something, you just gag my mouth." I said.

In this way, the two of us reached a temporary **** agreement.

I was planning to go to bed after eating, but this guy said that the night was sultry and asked me to accompany him to see the scenery.

What's so good about this black Gulongdong?

I rejected his offer.

"No matter what you are doing, it's better than sleeping several times, right?" He said, "And you just woke up, and now you are going to sleep again. Can you really sleep?"

This guy obviously underestimated my ability to sleep.

To be honest, in this situation where I can eat halfway through, I can sleep for 48 hours without a problem.

On the contrary, he hasn't slept much on the plane. Why is he still so energetic now? Isn't he sleepy?

"Do you know what it means to be too late? You are so tired because you sleep too much." He said.

In order to cheer me up, he proposed to perform a finger sumo. If I win, he will sleep with me in the hotel. If he wins, I will go out and enjoy the night view with him.

In order to prevent this guy from babbling in my ears, I chose to accept the challenge.

"You are defeated, this time you are sure to lose." He smiled.

I couldn't help but give him a blank look.

This guy is really embarrassed to say that when I was seven or eight years old, he was already a teenager. Is winning a young child such a thing to show off?

"This time I want to wash away the shame." I said.

As a rule, before the finger sumo wrestling begins, draw faces on the fingers.

I just picked up the pen to draw, this guy suddenly suggested that we draw each other's faces.

"It's so boring to paint myself a few times every time," he said.

I think he made some sense, so I nodded in agreement.

According to the winning or losing of the guessing box, I first draw his face on his fingers.

I don't know why, the moment I touched his hand, I suddenly felt an electric shock, and my heartbeat was so fast.

"What are you shaking?" He asked with a smile, "Did you have Parkinson's syndrome in advance?"

Hearing what he said, I suddenly realized that my hands had been trembling slightly.

"It's a bit cold," I said, "I will increase the temperature of the air conditioner a few more degrees."

"Is it cold? I feel a little hot on the contrary." He said, "You are so afraid of the cold, your body is too weak, right?"

This guy is really uncomfortable if I don't bother me for a day!

I glared at him and drew the image of a pair of glasses on his finger.

"It's really ugly. Fortunately you didn't become a cartoonist." He said, "I didn't even draw one percent of my beauty."

I told him that people who wear glasses in the comics are poisonous tongues, so the glasses are his body in this face.

"Huh? Are the eyes the main body?" He muttered while looking at his fingers.

"Glasses are the body." I said.

He heard what I said, got up and found the pair of frame glasses from his luggage and put it on his face.

"Since you have said so, how can I throw away my body?" He laughed.

Then it's time for him to paint my face with my fingers.

I swallowed, feeling a little nervous.

"It's not an injection, why are you nervous? Coward!" He raised his head and smiled at me.

I don't know what I am nervous about, or that I am more expectant than nervous.

The tip of the pen fell on my fingers and itchy, I looked at Wu Yunfei quietly, and I had to feel that this guy really has the money to eat on his face.

They are all men, why does his skin look so good?

It is tender and tender, and even the pores are not big enough to be seen.

"It's done," he said.

I recovered and looked at the face he drew for me.

"Why is it an expression of not waking up?"

"Because you can't wake up all the time."

"Then why do you wear a tie?"

"What do you mean?" He asked back, "The workaholic who can't wake up is talking about you."

Well, although he is reluctant to admit it, what he said seems to be true.

After the preparatory work is over, the finger sumo officially begins.

I don't know if it's because I haven't slept for too long, this guy's movements seem to be a little slow, and I easily prevailed.

But the moment I held down the other's finger, I suddenly hesitated.

This guy didn't sleep well all the way, maybe he was looking forward to watching the night scene in his heart?

To be honest, I didn't seem to be very sleepy after sleeping on the plane for so long.

Thinking of this, I gently lifted my finger, and he immediately reversed the defeat and won the victory.

"Hahahahahahaha, after so many years, you really are still defeated, put on your jacket and go out with me to feel the beauty of the night!" He laughed.

"Oh, it's a shame that I almost won," I said.