Sand Sculpture Childhood Friends Are the Most Lethal

March 6, X

The weather is overcast

When I went to work today, I suddenly found that the flowerbeds were full of tulips. Some girls and colleagues gathered around to take pictures. Some people felt that transplanting tulips outdoors in such cold weather would definitely freeze to death.

"Although tulips look delicate, they are actually very hardy plants, and nothing will happen." I said.

Having said that, I used to think that tulips are not hardy plants.

At that time, I was still in kindergarten, and once Wu Yunfei brought me two small plant seedlings and told me that these were materials from their gardening class. As long as they took good care of them, they could produce beautiful tulips.

Although I knew afterwards that he just wanted me to help him with his homework, I was really happy at the time. Holding the two small seedlings was like holding some treasure, and I assured him that he would take good care of the tulips.

Recall carefully that I was really attentive at that time. Not only did I water the water with a small watering can every day, but I also accompany the young seedlings to bask in the sun and talk to him.

My mother once even suspected that I had autism, and she would take me to the doctor for everything she said.

However, sometimes it is not enough to take care of the seedlings. Due to lack of gardening knowledge, I was afraid that the tulip was too cold, so I put it next to the heater, but it slowly withered within a few days.

I remember that I was so sad at that time. Every day I didn't think about food and tea, so I asked people if there was a way to get back to life.

Later, in order to cheer me up, my father went to the flower market to buy two pots of tulips and lied to me that the two plants had come back to life after being rescued.

This is obviously a trick to lie to the children. I can tell at a glance that the two pots of tulips are not the two that I usually take care of. But because I was worried that Wu Yunfei was unhappy after knowing that the flowers had been raised by me, I pretended to accept what my father said and brought the two potted flowers to Wu Yunfei.

After all, he didn't take care of him personally, and he didn't even suspect that his flowers had been dropped by others. He was so happy that he kept boasting that I was a little gardening genius.

I burst into tears when I heard him say this.

I feel sorry for Wu Yunfei and also for those two flowers.

Obviously, I have been very diligent, but I still feed them to death.

Later, when I grew up a little bit, I found out that tulips are hardy plants by accidentally looking up information. My mistake was that I shouldn't put them next to the heater.

Although the matter is over and regretting is useless, I occasionally wonder if I hadn't put those two tulips next to the heater, would they also bloom beautiful flowers.

If I remember correctly, one plant is already in bud, and you can even see the tender yellow petals through the gaps in the buds...

Thinking of these past events, I was full of emotion, so I asked the assistant to help me ask if there were any extra tulips, and if there were any, I would ask for two.

The two plants here were supposed to be imaginary, but I didn’t expect the assistant to be so real. No more, no less, just got two of them back for me.

Two plants are two plants... just then the quantity he gave me was also two plants.

When returning home in the evening, Wu Yunfei was surprised to see these two tulips. He said that my hobbies became more and more like the old man in the village.

"Will you put the whole chess board on the balcony after a while, and play chess while basking in the sun?" He asked with a smile.

Chess is a two-person activity. Will this guy play chess?

He said he would play backgammon.

Okay, gobang is also a chess... if you have time, you can indeed play against him.

March 7th, X

The weather is overcast

This guy finally gathered all the materials for making clothes and officially entered the stage of pattern making.

To be honest, I still have a little expectation in my heart.

That dress is really good-looking, it belongs to the kind that I want to buy and collect even if I only wear it once in my life.

Of course, before all this starts, he needs to record my size first.

"I will only give you this measurement. There are less than two weeks before Fashion Week. You must control your weight. If you gain weight and can't wear the clothes I made, I will never end with you! "He held the tape ruler against me over and over again, whispering.

My weight has always been stable, and it seems impossible to gain weight in such a short period of time.

But listening to him say this, I still feel a little guilty, and whispered: "Otherwise you can relax a few centimeters."

He heard what I said, gave me a glaring look, and said, "What does it mean to relax a few centimeters? This dress is originally a slim fit. If it is made too loose, the shape and so on will be ruined."

After a pause, he said again: "And if a man can't even control his weight, what big things can he do? I didn't let you lose weight, it's not bad!"

"Working so hard every day, if you can't even get things like eating, what fun is there in life?" I said.

The elites are just the personal design that I show to everyone on weekdays. Deep down I am a fat house.

Drinking fat house happy water, eating fat house happy potato chips, licking fat house happy beast, and playing love nurturing games, life can't be more perfect!

Falling in love or something that is the current daily life, for me, it belongs to the unattainable.

"Shounen Lang, you have grown up and it is time to find a new source of happiness." He said, "As a domineering CEO, can't you do something that suits your personality?"

"I don't have any shares in my hand, what an overbearing president!" I complained, "I am a hard-working social animal. Don't judge me by the standards of you rich people."

"Others say you are low-key, only I know that you are really poor." Wu Yunfei smiled and patted me, and said, "Poor, it will cost you a few months of salary to go to Fashion Week this time?"

"This time the business trip is fully reimbursed by the company." I said.

"Is the cost of clothing also reimbursed? In this case, I can offer you a higher price so that we can go out and have a good meal." He touched his chin and said.

I couldn't help laughing out loud.

He said this as if the two of us were so poor that we couldn't get rid of the pot, and we actually had to rely on false quotations to make money for food.

This is too sad!

"I still have the money for two meals. You don't need to worry about it like this." I said.

"Is this called carelessness? It's clearly diligent and thrifty!" He gave me a blank look.

"Well, well, you are the best housekeeper, whoever marries you in the future is considered the jackpot." I said.

Although he said so, but thinking that this guy might get married soon, I always feel bored.

When he has his own family, he probably won't be so tired of being with me all day long, right?

But he also said that he will get married again after I get married, so if I never get married, wouldn't he have to be a bachelor for a lifetime?

Is he a legendary unmarriage activist who deliberately used me as a guise?

March 8, X

sunny

Today is March 8th, and there are various discount activities for women in the mall, making Wu Yunfei jealous, and he bluntly said that he would pretend to be a man dressed as a woman to participate in the panic buying.

I don’t know if it’s because of my crying too many times recently. This guy has changed his usual sprawling character and has become extraordinarily "diligent and thrifty," and he is reluctant to let go of any discounts.

He always said that I am like the old man at the entrance of the village. In my opinion, his appearance is no different from the aunt of the vegetable market.

"Aren't we short of this money? Or do you just want to be a women's clothing boss?" I joked.

To be honest, although his appearance is a bit feminine, he still needs some disguise if he wants to be completely unrecognizable. And the money he spent on the disguise tools must be much more than the money he saved by pretending to be a man dressed as a woman.

"Boys who don't like small skirts are not real men." He said.

I raised my eyebrows when I heard this.

Did he admit it?

"Please don't use your standards to judge others, this gentleman, at least in front of you sits a person who is not interested in small skirts at all." I said.

"Don't you like small skirts?" He deliberately made a surprised expression, "God, I didn't expect you to be such a person!"

Listening to his tone, I faintly had an ominous premonition.

This guy took advantage of my carelessness again!

Sure enough, he looked at me up and down, and said: "I don't like girls in small skirts, don't you like men in pants?"

"You do like men!" I said, "Would you like me to introduce some boyfriends to you?"

"Aren't you supposed to accept this situation?" He curled his lips and said.

Although it was a joke, at that moment, I actually considered his proposal.

In the current situation, it seems that it’s not bad to live together all the time...

March 9th, X

sunny

Today is a rare day off. I sit lazily on the wicker chair on the balcony and play with the Yuan-chewing Beast with the funny cat stick.

It is said that the kitten of this age grows really fast, I feel that it has only been less than half a month, and it has actually grown a full circle.

"Don't ignore its orange cat genes. One day this little thing can crush the kang." Wu Yunfei smiled.

"It's okay, our bed is of good quality." I said.

I feel that if I have a child in the future, I will definitely belong to the doting one. I know it’s not good to eat too much of this little thing, but every time I see its big watery eyes, I can’t help but compromise.

I have never raised a cat before, and I don’t know what a kitten eats under normal circumstances, but this little guy is definitely not eating too little.

Of course, the deliciousness of canned cat food also accounts for a large part of the reason.

Anyway, I had a whim that day and I felt it tasted pretty good.

"You can't feed it unscrupulously just because you want to keep your weight. It's immoral." Wu Yunfei's tone sounded rather helpless. "A cat can easily get sick if it grows too fat."

The Yuan-chewing beast is obviously not fat at all!

This kind of fluffy little thing needs a little fleshy body to be more cute!

And now I play with it whenever I have time, let it do more exercise, even if there is fat accumulation, it will be consumed, how can it be fat like a pig?

Having said that, Wu Yunfei is too thin recently! Does he really eat well when I am away?

"It's better to look thin and photogenic. A person like you who speaks on strength will not understand." He smiled. "Even if you are disfigured, others will still call you'big man', but if I gain weight, I will definitely. It's falling out of fans."

"If you drop it, you drop it. Anyway, this kind of face-seeing guy will not create any real value." I said.

"Now is the era of the fan economy, understand? Traffic is king!" He said, "As a fashion blogger, 80% of my fans are fans. Without them, I will be beaten back to the original shape immediately. ."

"What are you afraid of? I can't support you." I blurted out.

He was taken aback when he heard the words, then shook his head and smiled: "You don't even have any shares now, so what can you do to support me?"

"There will always be shares... and I also have a few companies under my name. Although they are not comparable to the size of the group, it is more than enough to support you as a small internet celebrity." I said.

He can question me, but he cannot question my ability to work!

From a certain perspective, this is the only thing I can tell OTZ

"You are too naive! It looks like I'm going to give you a good lesson!"

While he was talking, he calculated with me the cost of keeping an internet celebrity.

QAQ Okay, if I take back the previous words, I can't afford to raise an internet celebrity.

According to Wu Yunfei’s algorithm, if I take care of the Internet celebrity, according to my current income, I really can only live frugally...

I sighed silently and took the initiative to change the subject.

"By the way, my official V has a lot of fans, can you help me analyze their composition?"

"This thing still needs analysis? Ninety percent is dog licking. Everyone wants to be the leg pendant of the big man." He laughed, "but from the current situation, it seems that I am the only one who succeeded. ."

"What about the remaining ten percent?" I asked curiously.

"The remaining 10% is hard to say. There may be your competitors, or it may be just a crowd of people who just eat melons." He said, "Did you not register a trumpet last time? NS."