Sand Sculpture Childhood Friends Are the Most Lethal

February 5th, X

The weather is overcast

Because I was on duty tomorrow, I planned to take a good rest at home today, but Wu Yunfei asked me to accompany him to the temple fair when he said anything.

╮(╯-╰)╭ I really don’t know what fun the temple will have. There are crowds everywhere. In the past, I could still watch a show or something, but now I go there to watch the excitement at most.

"It's okay to watch the excitement! It doesn't have much flavor now, if you don't go to the temple fair to feel the atmosphere, then the festival will be no different from usual." He said on the phone like this.

To be honest, only an unemployed person like him would feel that the Spring Festival is the same as usual. For a social animal like me who struggles on the front line every day, the Spring Festival these few days are not the same as usual!

I said he didn't have a backache when he was standing and talking. This guy actually retorted me, saying that he didn't see me and rested on weekdays.

QAQ Although I am nominally a person who has weekends, but as long as someone says "report the situation to the leader", I will start working overtime every minute!

"You don't want to work overtime. Anyway, it's your company, why bother to make yourself so hard?" he said.

Suddenly I didn't know how to explain it to him.

It is because of my own business that I work so hard, right? Otherwise I would have quit a long time ago!

"It's okay to quit! When are you ready to quit and tell me, I will register a company immediately." He smiled.

"Fuck, your kid is here waiting to dig the foot of the wall! Aren't you afraid my dad knows and beat you?" I joked.

"Anyway, you are a hostage in my hand, if he is not afraid of tearing up the ticket, please try it!" he said.

"Are you willing to tear up the ticket?" I asked with a smile.

Originally, I didn't think there was anything wrong with this sentence, but after he heard this, he fell silent suddenly.

I am annoyed by my failure to speak.

The adults in Daxiao’s family told us that we should say auspicious words during the Chinese New Year. How did the two of us talk about kidnapping and tearing tickets?

"Are you still listening?" the guy suddenly asked, startling me.

"Well, still listening." I said.

"Why don't you talk while still listening?" he asked again.

Although I can't see this guy's expression, I am familiar with his tone.

Wu Yunfei...it seems to be in a bad mood.

In order to cheer him up, I blurted out and said, "I'm thinking about which temple fair is better."

"Don't you want to go?"

"Want to go again."

"why?"

I was speechless.

Could it be that he wanted to make him happy? This is really weird!

But having said that, does this guy like to hold back so much on weekdays? Obviously he first proposed that he wanted to go to the temple fair, but now he asked me why I wanted to go.

"Because I want to feel the New Year atmosphere." I returned what he had just said intact.

Facts have proved that my judgment is correct.

The unhappy emotions of creatures like sand sculptures come and go quickly.

On the way to the temple fair by car, this guy had returned to normal and looked like a mentally retarded child.

"Unexpectedly, as a dead mansion, you will eventually go out!" He smiled, "I don't know if there is any credit for me?"

More than just a credit? I just went out for him this time, okay?

The appearance of his successful trickery now makes me suspect that he just pretended to be in a bad mood just to trick me out of the house!

"I still point to you after I quit, of course I have to be better to the future boss." I said.

"Great grace has nothing to do with it, you can just agree with your body!" He laughed.

I don't know why, but he seems to be particularly fond of teasing me with such things as "committing with one's body" these days.

Maybe it's because this guy has been single for too long, and he has become so pretty even looking at his nest grass, right?

I asked him how he was thinking about life-long issues, and he said he would consider this issue after I successfully got out of the order.

"As a qualified brother, how am I embarrassed to let you be a single dog alone?" he said.

"Then I would like to thank you too much." I said in a bad mood.

"No thanks." He looked out the window, not knowing what he was thinking. "Two bachelors are actually pretty good together. Maybe you can set a pair of chopsticks."

"Chopsticks?"

"Yeah, anyway, I live with a group of people to eat. Anyway, your cooking is not unpalatable, I don't mind making a living."

"I mind!"

"It's just a matter of adding a pair of chopsticks, don't be so stingy." He deliberately pretended to be pitiful and said, "I have a small appetite, and I can be full with a little bit of food."

"You say again that you have a small appetite?" I squinted at him. "Who ate eight Golden Arch burgers in one go?"

It may be because of the black history. This guy's face seemed to be a little red, and he stammered in defense: "At that time, I was growing up, and it was normal to eat more! It's different now, I But people who are in the fashion circle, keep in shape!"

Okay ╮(╯▽╰)╭ I will take it myself.

Anyway, this guy invited the Golden Arch, which has been eating for so many years. If one day is really poor and run out of food, there is nothing wrong with helping him.

February 6, X

Windy weather

Today's wind is very noisy, which makes me very melancholy on duty.

Fortunately, this guy Wu Yunfei is still talking about loyalty, and he really came to accompany me.

"This is where you sell your life? It looks pretty good." He patted the leather sofa in my office and smiled. "Look at this large leather sofa. How suitable it is to do indescribable things."

"You little comrade, why are your heads full of yellow thoughts!" I tut.

The tiger is not at home, the monkey is the king.

My father and the directors were not there, and I relaxed a lot, and I also thought about joking with him.

However, I thought I had reacted quickly enough, but I didn't expect this guy to react faster, put on a surprised expression, and said, "How do you know that I am gay?"

I was happy when I saw his reaction. Is this guy still addicted to acting?

Don't look at me being very serious now. I think I was also a Secondary Two teenager who was addicted to the two-dimensional element. He might not have won me in terms of the degree of drama!

Thinking of this, I deliberately lowered my voice, pretending to look like the domineering president in the novel, and said: "You seduce me every day, really when I can't tell?"

OMG! This line is too shameful!

My cheeks were a little hot, and I almost couldn't help laughing.

But this guy is also thin-skinned, he really blushed, and he stammered: "What are you talking about! I'm going to be angry anymore!"

If you get angry, I'll give you a shot to calm you down.

I don't know why, suddenly such a more shameful and explicit line popped out of my head.

Of course, I did not say this sentence.

Although I know it's a joke, if I really said that, I would probably be regarded as a pervert 〒▽〒

There is actually no actual work content on holiday duty. We stay here just to let the employees who work overtime have a backbone and let them feel the love of the company's senior management.

"If you don't dangle here, employees who work overtime will probably be happier." He smiled, "Trust me, no student likes a class teacher to listen in, and no employee likes to be a leader."

To be honest, I think so too.

However, senior leaders taking turns on duty during the Chinese New Year is a tradition established long ago, and unless the company changes its dynasty, it is difficult to make changes.

In order not to make the employees uncomfortable, I decided to stay in my office and wait for the end of work.

However, this guy quietly pushed the door open a slit and looked out, looking like a voyeur.

"If you are curious, go out and watch it openly, sneakily like stealing landmines." I couldn't help but vomit.

"That's not okay, I'm so handsome and gold, what if a little girl falls in love with me?" he said narcissistically.

I sneered at it.

This guy looks like a human at first glance, but he is handsome for only three seconds. Which girl will blindly look at him?

"By the way, does your company have any sisters hooking on you?" He sat on the sofa, with Erlang's legs tilted, looking like an uncle.

"What do you think?" I asked back.

I also don't know if any girls have hooked me up. After all, I devoted myself to work as soon as I arrived at the company, and I had no time to take care of other things.

But I'm not bad, and I'm a senior leader of the company. There should be a girl secretly giving me a good look, right?

"I don't think so." This guy said solemnly, "You are so strict with your subordinates on weekdays. Only masochists will like you?"

It is really uncomfortable for him to say so

However, I thought about it carefully. It seems that the most common thing I hear is that people complain about me behind my back.

It’s not without praise, but they just want to be my leg pendant, no one said they want to be my female ticket QAQ

"Our company has so many female employees, there should be one or two who like me." I retorted weakly.

"There must be someone who likes you, but that's not love." He patted me on the shoulder and smiled, "Young man, don't do weak struggles."

→_→Since he is unkind, don't blame me for unrighteousness!

I settled, and questioned him from the depths of my soul.

"As a man about to enter the 30th mark, where is your girlfriend?"

"Men thirty-one flowers." He spread out his hands, with an indifferent expression on his face.

Well, this guy is really a dead pig and is not afraid of boiling water! You deserve to be unable to find a girlfriend!

Speaking of my girlfriend, I think of the girl who opened a clothing store before.

He seemed to be having a good chat with others at first, so why didn't he follow up?

"That girl is a partner, a member of my future designer team." He glanced at me, smiling, "I don't engage in office romances."

What is his expression? It sounds like I'm in an office romance!

I have no office romance either!