Sand Sculpture Childhood Friends Are the Most Lethal

February 3, year X

Weather haze

Today is New Year's Eve.

I don't know what's going on in Wu Yunfei's side, but my side is about to become a marriage urging scene. Almost every relative will kindly care about my marriage issues when they meet.

(Ｔ▽Ｔ) I'm only 25 years old! Why listen to their tone, always feel that I am an old bachelor who can't find a wife?

In order to get a mental balance, I hid in a room with no one and dialed the phone number of Sha Sculpture.

As an old bachelor who really can't find a wife, his situation should be worse than mine, right?

However, this guy hung up my phone and sent a video invitation after a while.

I opened the video and couldn't help laughing when I saw his clothes.

"What is your dress? The latest fashion?" I asked.

This guy often wears strange clothes on weekdays, and I am not surprised, but after knowing him for so long, it is the first time I have seen him dressed in a military coat and a Lei Feng hat.

"My mother was afraid that I would be cold, so she found the padded jacket for me." With a helpless expression on his face, he seemed to be very dissatisfied with his outfit.

I laughed more happily, and took a crazy screenshot of his "Golden Shadow" in a military coat.

But then again, on New Year's Eve, he wouldn't be able to have a reunion dinner at home, so why did he go outside and wander around?

"I'm going to play with you." He said solemnly, "Ask you out to set off firecrackers."

"Just be nonsense! The display of fireworks and firecrackers is forbidden in Beijing now, and there is nowhere to buy them. How do you put them off?" I asked with a smile.

"Shanren has a clever plan. What I am preparing this time is smokeless firecrackers."

"What the **** are smokeless firecrackers!"

"Don't you know if you come out and have a look?"

Even though it was dark outside, I could tell where this guy was from the blurry background behind him to the west.

If I guessed correctly, he should be downstairs in my house.

I opened the curtain and glanced at the probe.

Sure enough, a guy wearing a military coat and a Lei Feng hat was standing there.

He obviously saw me too and waved at me, looking silly.

Think about it carefully, this guy seems to be like this when he was a child, and he came to me to play with a cart with a box of fireworks.

Although he was several years older than me, he was not courageous. Every time he fired a cannon, he let me cover my ears and hide away, but he was shivering and he would not light the firecrackers anyway.

Once, he even struck a whole box of matches, but failed to light the firecrackers.

In comparison, I was a lot brave at that time, almost not afraid of the sky, even holding the firecracker in my hand, waiting for it to explode before throwing it out.

I think I can master the measure, but this guy is scared to death every time. He also lied to me that if he always plays like this, he will follow the pores and enter the body. When the weather gets hot, my whole person will be Blast like a firecracker.

I was also stupid at the time. I actually believed his words. I spent the whole summer hiding in the air-conditioned room and didn't dare to take a half step, for fear that I might explode.

As you can imagine, this guy was severely beaten by his father and made him swear that he would never lie to me again.

"I saw you. Don't move if you stay where you are, I'll go find you now." I said.

My mother saw that I suddenly put on my coat, thinking that something happened in the company that needed me to deal with, and greeted me with worry.

I told her that it was Wu Yun who had flown here, and I was going outside to find him to play.

"You said that you two are both so old, why are you still like a child who hasn't grown up?" She couldn't help but vomit.

I said this is our traditional project over the years. According to the usual practice, this guy might come to ask for red envelopes later.

"Don't you two have not been looking for someone for so many years just for red envelopes, right?" Mother mother quipped.

I smiled and did not speak.

Although the money in the red envelope seemed to be a huge sum of money when we were young, it is more symbolic than practical use for us now.

As for why I didn’t find someone...I didn’t have time, maybe this guy was too demanding, right?

If he has been reluctant to lower his standards and insists on finding a heavenly girl, then he will probably die alone.