Robust Mage in One Piece

"Rubber... machine gun!"

Countless fists appeared from the middle of a group of pirates following the voice, and in an instant, all the pirates around were hit and flew up.

"Yo hoo!"

A black-haired boy stood in the crowd, raised his hands, and smiled brightly.

"Knock them all down!"

"Your boxing skills are good, young man..."

Following the voice, an old man in tights came tremblingly from the side. His jacket was blue, his pants were red, and there was a white lightning mark on his chest, and a capital g on his belt buckle. letter.

"Are you also a member of Qiwuhai Chamber of Commerce?"

"I'm Monkey D. Luffy," the black-haired boy grinned at the old man in tights, "The president of the Qiwuhai Chamber of Commerce is my boss!"

"Is that so?"

The old man in tights raised his hands and faced Luffy. "Then we are enemies... Oh, my back hurts!"

Little Luffy looked at the old man in front of him inexplicably and after making a strange gesture, he suddenly bent down and his whole body began to tremble.

"Grandpa, you'd better go see a doctor quickly, back pain is not a trivial matter..."

Luffy scratched his head with his hands.

"If I remember correctly, kidney deficiency, rheumatism, rheumatoid disease, lumbar muscle strain, spinal injury and lumbar trauma may all cause low back pain, and postpartum wind exposure... Well, grandpa, you should not There is this problem..."

Before Luffy could finish speaking, the old man in front of him who was still complaining about his back pain suddenly rushed to him with agility far surpassing that of a young man, and while he was dumbfounded, he punched him on the road. Fly at the arm joints.

"First the left arm, then the right arm..."

The old man kicked obliquely at a speed that surpassed ordinary people, and hit Luffy's right arm joint.

"Then the left leg..."

The old man retracted the fist that hit the joint of Luffy's left arm, and his body circled to the side of Luffy while kicking obliquely. The other hand was clenched into a G shape and hit the thigh joint of Luffy's left leg.

"Below is the right leg..."

After a punch, the old man kicked the leg of Luffy's right arm and began to fall, aiming at the joint of Luffy's right leg.

...

Click! Click! Click! Click...

When the old man stopped, he heard a cracking sound from the joints of Luffy's whole body.

"Hey hey..."

After finishing work, the old man turned his back to Luffy and smiled sinisterly.

"The older you get, the more you feel the pain. The more painful you are, the heavier your punches will be. You can deceive your opponent with the back pain style, and then hit all his joints in an instant. Pain!"

"Youth..."

The old man turned around with a proud face, "Although you may not be reconciled and think that I have no martial arts, but the fighting of fighters is so cruel... Wait!"

The old man stood there dumbfounded, as if there was nothing wrong with Luffy.

"How could you still be standing here? I should have broken all the joints and bones in your body."

"This..."

Luffy grinned at the old man, then stretched out his hand to grab his face and pulled it to the side, pulling it out tens of centimeters in an instant.

"I am a rubber man who ate rubber fruits, and it is impossible for my bones to be broken."

"ah!"

The old man's jaw dropped immediately.

"You are actually a devil fruit capable user, how is this possible?"

"However, although the bones were not broken, it hurts a lot when you hit me, grandpa..."

Luffy clenched his fist and turned his arm like a windmill.

"So I won't show mercy from now on, rubber... machine gun!"

Da da da da da...

With a crisp sound, a fat man in a yellow coat and chains around his body opened his hands, his hair turned like a propeller, and his body flew in mid-air like a helicopter.

On the fat man's back sat a maid wearing a sexy purple maid outfit, wearing a blindfold, and carrying a heavy machine gun and a bazooka.

"baby-5, how about it, is this angle okay?"

The fat man in a yellow coat flew quietly above an airship, whispering to the armed maid on him. "Do you want me to get closer?"

"No……"

The maid stood up from the fat man in the yellow coat, pulled out the bazooka from behind her, aimed at the airbag on the top of the airship, and pulled the trigger with a sneer at the corner of her mouth.

"The two big guys on this spaceship seem to be very fragile. I only need one shot..."

Whoosh!

There was a sharp sound of piercing through the air, and then baby-5 saw a feathered arrow shoot into the muzzle of his bazooka.

boom!

The rockets that hadn't been fired directly exploded inside the bazooka, and baby-5, who bore the brunt, was pushed off the fat man in the yellow coat by the shock wave.

"baby-5..."

Fat man in yellow coat watching his partner fall

, Immediately leaned forward and chased after him.

At the same time, a long-nosed boy appeared on the edge of the airship's deck with a bow and arrow. The bow and arrow in his hand aimed at the falling baby-5 and the fat man in yellow who was flying desperately downward to rescue his companion.

"What a touching comrade-in-arms, it's really unbearable to watch..."

The long-nosed boy looked at the two people below who were almost defenseless under the bow and arrow, and heaved a long sigh.

"I really am too kind!"

Saying that, the boy closed his eyes without hesitation, then followed his inner guidance, and let go of his fingers.

Whoosh!

One arrow shoots...

Just after the fat man in yellow swooped down three times in a row, he finally caught up with his partner and reattached her to his back with difficulty.

A feathered arrow fell from the sky, directly through his twirling hair, destroying his propeller!

But that's not all.

The remaining feather arrow was still pulling his body, and fell towards the roof below.

"Ahhhhhh..."

The fat man in yellow only had time to let out a scream, and rolled and fell to the roof together with his partner maid!

boom!

After a loud noise, the two people directly collapsed the roof and fell into the interior of the house.

boom!

A bullet grazed Doflamingo's cheek and flew into the sky, and the blown wind pressure wiped a bloodstain on Doflamingo's face.

"What a pity!"

Jesus Bu lazily tapped his shoulder with the rifle in his hand.

"It's almost time for me to give you a plastic surgery."

At this time, Doflamingo no longer had the usual clown-like smile on his face, and his face became serious.

After several rounds of fighting against the opponent in front of him, Doflamingo had to admit that the lazy man in front of him did have the strength of the world's number one shooter.

Movement skills, speed, marksmanship, domineering acumen...all of them are top-notch!

If I want to win, it seems that I can only...

Doflamingo raised his hand, looking at the sharp edges shining on the tips of his fingers.

Rush into the blind spot of the opponent's rifle and fight him directly!

But now if I want to leave alone, these people still can't stop me, but if I can't fight quickly in close combat, I will be dragged here by the opponent...

Then the situation is different!

After all, the opponent came prepared, but he was caught off guard.

is to go? stay?