Rise From the Humble

The Holy Emperor smiled, and Huang Jin felt that the whole palace was bright, and the sky always cleared up after the rain.

Mr. Yan Ge is worthy of being Mr. Yan Ge. His Majesty smiled after just two glances. Wouldn't it make him feel better if he looked at him for a while longer?

While Huang Jin was thinking full of hope, he lowered his head and flipped through the title article in his hand, hoping that he could also see a masterpiece, which would make the emperor feel better.

Huh? Mr. Xiao Zhu also contributed an article?

Huang Jin unfolded the four title books in his hand, and suddenly found that the signature of the third title book in his hand was Zhu Pingan, the Imperial Academy's Attendant and Secretary of Wuyi Palace - Zhu Pingan. The poems that open up the appetite can't help but arouse interest.

This guy is talented and interesting, and the article he submitted this time must be different from others.

Thinking of this, Huang Jin didn't read the first two books and directly opened the third book of Zhu Ping'an's articles.

If Zhu Ping'an writes well, I wouldn't mind helping him make a fortune.

Full of hope, Huang Jin opened Zhu Pingan's title book, and what came into view was the first sentence of Zhu Pingan's article:

Kneeling before the Buddha for three thousand years! ! !

"Ahem."

Just after reading this sentence, Huang Jin turned pale with horror. He coughed uncontrollably and suddenly closed the question book in his hand with a stunned look on his face.

OMG!

Kneel before the Buddha for three thousand years? ! Was this really written by Zhu Pingan? Didn't someone frame him and deliberately submit it under his name?

Huang Jin lowered his head and glanced at the words on the cover. The font was Zhu Pingan's. Zhu Pingan's handwriting was very good. He could be said to be among the small group of ministers with the best handwriting. Huang Jin was very impressed. Will admit his mistake.

But?

Kneel before the Buddha for three thousand years? ! How could Zhu Pingan make such a stupid mistake?

Huang Jin was stunned and couldn't come back to his senses for a long time.

Huang Jin's surprised cough and dumbfounded expression attracted Emperor Jiajing's attention.

"Huh? What's wrong?"

Emperor Jiajing turned his head to look at Huang Jin and asked curiously.

"No, it's nothing?" Huang Jin shook his head, closed Zhu Ping'an's question book tightly in his hand, and mixed it among the four question books. He squeezed an ugly smile on his face, trying hard to hide the gaffe he just made. .

"Show me what article made my Huang Ban so excited." Emperor Jiajing narrowed his eyes slightly and stretched out his right hand towards Huang Jin.

My Lord Xiao Zhu, do you know that you have caused a big disaster? It is not easy for the Holy One to feel better. You have been kneeling in front of the Buddha for three thousand years. If the Holy One sees you, wouldn’t you be a Yan Ge? All the old masterpieces have been wasted.

Huang Jin is now in a dilemma and is in a dilemma. If he gives it to the Holy One, he is afraid that the Holy One will be angry after seeing Zhu Ping'an kneeling in front of the Buddha for three thousand years. But if he doesn't give it, he must know that the emperor's golden words are true. If he doesn't obey, then he will be very angry. Committed the crime of deceiving the emperor.

Neither can I give it, nor can I not give it.

So Huang Jin thought carefully, took out the second book of the question book, and handed it to Emperor Jiajing respectfully with both hands.

"The third one."

Jiajing didn't answer, looked at Huang Jin and said leisurely.

"Oh, look at me, I'm so stupid. I even got the wrong question book." Huang Jinxu hit his chin in apology, and then angrily handed the third Zhu Ping'an question book to Jiajing with both hands respectfully. emperor.

Emperor Jiajing took the title book and glanced at Huang Jin thoughtfully, without revealing Huang Jin's thoughts.

Huang Jin's back suddenly became densely covered with cold sweat.

On the one hand, it was brought about by the eyes of Emperor Jiajing, and on the other hand, it was the article written by Zhu Ping'an, which begins with kneeling in front of the Buddha for three thousand years, and I don't know what else follows.

Every household of the common people has Maitreya Buddha and Avalokitesvara in every household, which has already made the Holy Spirit in a bad mood and unable to drink water all day long! You, the scholar who has read the poems and books of saints and sages, have knelt before the Buddha for three thousand years.

Alas~

The emperor didn't know how angry he was after seeing it...

Thinking of this, Huang Jin knelt uneasily, and every cell in his body tensed up. He was secretly prepared for the dark clouds and violent storms to come in the next second.

Wow

The sound of opening the question book sounded.

Huang Jin, who was sitting on his knees in front of Emperor Jiajing, pricked up his ears. Knowing that Emperor Jiajing had opened Zhu Pingan's question book, his heartbeat accelerated uncontrollably and his blood flowed very fast as if a water pump had been installed. He was nervous. His breathing stopped.

"Um?"

The next second, Emperor Jiajing hummed with a thick nasal sound, which almost made Huang Jin's heart jump out of his throat.

A storm is coming.

well!

My Lord Xiao Zhu, what were you thinking at that time? You knew that the Holy One was devastated by the lack of Buddhists and Taoists, so why did you write about Lao Shizi kneeling before the Buddha for three thousand years? Look, the Holy One is now...

Huang Jin had ten thousand complaints against Zhu Ping'an in his heart, and now he could only hope that after the Holy Emperor's birth, he would be less angry.

After Emperor Jiajing said "um" with a strong nasal sound, Huang Jin's heart was still in his throat, trembling with fear.

The dormitory was quiet for about a second.

"hehe……"

Emperor Jiajing chuckled again in Huang Jin's ears.

Huang Jin, who was sitting on his knees next to him, heard Emperor Jiajing's hehe, and his heart almost jumped out of his throat. Suddenly, his whole body felt as if he had fallen into an ice hole, and it was as cold as ever from the tip of his heart to the tips of his toes.

OMG!

The Holy Emperor was so angry that he laughed! ! !

Extreme joy will lead to sadness, and extreme anger will lead to laughter. In Huang Jin's opinion, this was the case. Emperor Jiajing was so angry that he laughed.

From this we can see how unbearable Zhu Pingan’s article was! How angry Emperor Jiajing was!

In Huang Jin's impression, Emperor Jiajing rarely smiled when he was angry. When the Holy Emperor ascended the throne, Yang Tinghe and other veterans asked the Ministry of Rites to greet him with the etiquette of a prince. That was once; during the three-and-a-half-year Great Etiquette Controversy, there were also once or twice; after that, after the Jiajing Emperor's throne was stabilized, there was basically no one. Dare to offend the Holy Master to be so grand, in my memory, except for the time when he carved "Xu Jie villain will never use it" on the pillar of Wu Yixi twenty years ago, there is almost no such thing.

Unexpectedly, now it happens again...

Huang Jinjue felt that his heart was no longer enough, and secretly complained to Zhu Ping'an again.

within the next time.

Huang Jin heard Emperor Jiajing chuckle twice and once shake his head and sneer...

God knows what kind of impact Huang Jin felt in his heart when he heard these laughter. When Emperor Jiajing shook his head and sneered for the last time, Huang Jin felt like a thunder exploded above his head, and there was a coaxing sound in his ears, and his whole body seemed to have no bones. As if, almost paralyzed on the ground.

My Lord Xiao Zhu, you have caused a big disaster. Look, the Holy Emperor is so angry with you...

Ever since he served Emperor Jiajing, he had never seen Emperor Jiajing laugh to such an extent when he was so angry. He used to lose his temper with just a haha, but now, he has laughed so many times!