Rise From the Humble

This poem by Zhu Ping'an stole the limelight at the banquet, "I'm going to Quantai to recruit the old department, and I will kill Yan Luo with a hundred thousand flags" This poem is really shocking. After death, I am alive to serve my country and expel the Hulu and Japanese pirates. Even if I die in battle, I will gather the old troops in Jiuyouzhiquan and continue to serve the country. I am so loyal!

"You are just talking on paper. You are just a weak scholar who has never been on the battlefield and has never led an army. You have returned one hundred thousand to the old Quantai army. What a whim!"

Luo Longwen, as always, took special care of Zhu Ping'an, pointing out the irrationality of Zhu Ping's poem "Serving the Country with Devotion" and satirizing Zhu Ping's talk on paper.

"What Mr. Luo said is absolutely true. It's the boy Meng Lang. He thought he had millions of soldiers in his chest."

Zhu Ping'an smiled calmly with a smile on his lips. His smile was light and gentle. He did not argue with Luo Longwen. It was enough to let them know that he was not a soft persimmon that they could knead at will.

The banquet continued, Luo Longwen and others learned their lesson, and they would not take Zhu Pingan to play with him any more in the future, such as writing poems and poems. Without Zhu Pingan to cause trouble, Comrade Ouyang's performance was still wonderful and received unanimous praise from everyone. It was just because Zhu Pingan's song "Serve the Country with Loyalty" just now was like a fish bone stuck in the throat, which made Comrade Ouyang famous. There are some flaws.

Zhu Ping'an also got a lot of news at the banquet, from gossips, from the court, from the coast, etc.

After the imperial examination, Comrade Ouyang will get married to the Yan family. It is said that the marriage partner is the second young lady of the Yan family;

News that Japanese pirates along the coast had invaded Ningbo, Shaoxing, Songyang and other places recently reached the capital. Emperor Jiajing was so furious that all the pills were refined and wasted. He ordered Yu Dayou and others to rush to the rescue and deal with it;

The old boy Li Mo was re-appointed as the Minister of the Ministry of Civil Affairs by the imperial approval. He was given the word "loyalty" in the imperial letter and was given permission to ride in and out of the palace on horseback. He was almost as good as the elder Yan Ge;

Of course, drinking is indispensable at the banquet. The few people sitting under Luo Longwen seemed to have been instructed and came over to offer Zhu Pingan a lot of wine, with the intention of overwhelming Zhu Pingan at the banquet.

In this regard, Zhu Ping'an had no choice but to use his ultimate move-Urine Escape.

After leaving the place where the banquet was held, there were maids accompanying Zhu Pingan to serve him for urination. This made Zhu Pingan a little bit overwhelmed. The young man who grew up under the red flag had never experienced such a battle. When he went to the toilet, there was someone to serve him, and he was still watery. maid!

This Yanfu really knows how to enjoy life, even letting the maid serve him when going to the toilet!

By the way, if I really let this maid serve me, I probably won’t be able to urinate.

So, Zhu Ping'an just asked the maid to point out the direction of the changing place (the toilet), then he declined the maid's kindness and went to the toilet alone.

Yan's Mansion was very large, and the direction the maid pointed to the toilet was a bamboo garden. Zhu Ping'an entered the bamboo garden and walked around the path a few times before he saw the toilet in the bamboo garden. The toilet was very luxuriously built. If it hadn't been marked with the word "changing clothes", Zhu Ping'an would have almost regarded it as a separate hotel in the bamboo garden.

It is said that the private toilet used by Yan Song and his son is even more unique. The toilet used by them is said to be a lifelike carving of a white jade beauty wearing colorful clothes. I don't know whether it is authentic or not.

After going to the toilet, Zhu Pingan found a place in the bamboo forest and stopped for a while. Under the breeze, his drunkenness was reduced by half.

When Zhu Pingan was about to return to the banquet venue, he found that he seemed to have taken the wrong path in the bamboo garden. When he left the bamboo garden, he was not the place he came in just now, but another exquisite small garden with the fragrance of flowers.

The garden was relatively quiet, and no maids or servants were seen, but there seemed to be faint voices in the room.

It's too late to go back, and that old boy Luo Longwen will probably cause trouble for him again. Yan Shifan is obviously not a fuel-efficient lamp, and if he starts to care about it, he will inevitably be miserable. In order to return to the banquet venue as soon as possible, Zhu Pingan decided to take the liberty of asking the people in the room for directions.

"May I ask."

Zhu Ping'an entered the room, cupped his hands and gave a salute, but stopped in the middle of his words, and his eyes almost didn't come out.

Nima, don't bring such a thing.

There was a bathtub in the room, with heat and flower petals floating in it. A cool girl stood outside the tub, her eyes widened in surprise as she looked at Zhu Ping'an who suddenly appeared in the room.

what to do? what to do?

Zhu Ping'an's brain was running fast. Under this sudden scene, Zhu Ping'an was so shocked that he was in a cold sweat, and his drunkenness had long since disappeared.

Regardless of whether the girl was the master of the Yan Mansion or a maid, even modern society could not tolerate the scene of being seen taking a bath, let alone the strict Ming Dynasty.

The girl was stunned by this sudden scene, but when she came to her senses, her first reaction would definitely be to scream loudly, to alert Yan Mansion, and then the consequences would definitely be very serious.

It would be fine if this girl is a maid, but if she is a young lady from the Yan Mansion, well, let’s be honest, she is the second young lady of the Yan Mansion. Just now at the banquet, someone said that Comrade Ouyang will be engaged to the second young lady after the imperial examination.

Nima, Comrade Ouyang is not killing himself! Not to mention Yan Shifan and Yan Song, these are existences who can turn themselves into flying ash with the movement of their little fingers!

what to do! ! !

Say, sorry miss, I didn't mean to?

Or, sorry miss, I didn't see anything?

Pull him down, put it this way, you will still turn into fly ash if you should, it will not help at all!

Seeing that the girl opposite was about to open her mouth and scream was about to come out, Zhu Ping'an spoke first, and then the girl opposite her mouth was about to open and retracted it.

"I'm sorry, sir."

Zhu Pingan said something first, and then burped, looking like he had drunk too much.

I'm sorry, sir? You are blind, I am obviously a woman, why do you call me son? This was the first reaction of the girl opposite, and the next second, a hint of joy appeared on the girl's pretty blushing face.

I figured it out, I am a woman, but this person said sorry, sir, which means that this person did not see me clearly. Yes, the weather is a bit gloomy today, and the windows are closed in this room. From the outside, the house It must have been a little dark inside so I couldn't see clearly. The girl felt a little bit lucky and secretly happy when she thought of this. Fortunately, God was kind and allowed me to save my face.

"Ahem, may I ask, sir, where is the Brush Washing Pavilion?" Zhu Pingan lowered his head, not daring to look any further, and casually asked about a place. The Brush Washing Pavilion was a courtyard that Zhu Pingan saw on his way to the toilet.

"Go out and turn left!" The girl opposite said deliberately hoarsely, trying to make her voice thicker.

"Thank you, sir."

Zhu Ping'an cupped his hands and thanked him, turned around and left without stopping, his heartbeat pounding, one step at a time. He felt so lucky until he walked out of the yard. Damn, I'm scaring the baby!

After leaving the yard, Zhu Ping'an almost ran away at a trot. No matter where the banquet was, stay away from the yard first! After walking around three times and twice, when he was far away from the courtyard, Zhu Pingan asked a boy where the banquet was and quickly returned to the banquet.

After Zhu Pingan left, the girl who got out of the bath quickly put on her clothes, patted her chest, and felt lucky.

That young man is blind and can mistake this girl for the young master.

Then, the girl seemed to feel something was wrong. She walked out of the house, walked to the yard, and then returned to the door of the house again, casting her eyes suspiciously into the room.

The young man was really blind. He could see very clearly in the room. He could even see the pattern of the petals in the bathtub clearly.

Wait, something seems wrong.

Then, there was a scream that pierced the sky