Rise From the Humble

The warm breeze blows against the window, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, and the naughty child's book is especially loud.

Zhu Pingan sat across from the bear boy, and amidst the bear boy's bitter and bitter writing, he quietly and persistently wrote green words on rice paper with a brush. For some reason, looking at the bear's fat face, Wen thought Extraordinary spring:

"I would like to play this year's Enke, and some of them will uphold the piety today, and go to heaven. I will descend with the holy grace, drink the essence of the west wind, and taste the fluorescence of Dongshan. The reflected moon is auspicious, the east wind is strong, the west wind is auspicious, I am the only one who can rule the country and be the holy one."

When Zhu Pingan was writing the third Qing Ci, a servant trotted outside and reported that Master Hou had returned and wanted the bear to greet him in the vestibule. After the death of the Marquis, he inherited the title of Marquis of Linhuai. He went out on business a few days ago and has just returned.

When the naughty boy heard the news that his father was back, his fat face was distorted with fear. This naughty boy was not afraid of heaven or earth, but he was afraid of his father.

However, thinking that he had finished the homework this time, the bear boy's fat face returned to normal, and even thought that his daddy was satisfied with the homework inspection this time, what should he ask for? Then he saw Zhu Pingan sitting opposite him, Well, I want my father to drive this bumpkin out.

"What, are you scared?" Zhu Ping'an raised the corners of his lips and asked with a smile while looking at the naughty child.

"Who's scared? Humph, I've already memorized it like a pro. How can you, a country bumpkin like you, be so stupid that you memorize the wrong words? Humph!"

The brat was a bad fart, he shook his fat face, snorted, and walked out with his thick legs, but when he stepped out of the threshold, a brat almost fell over and ate his shit because his face was raised too high and he didn't see the way.

"Oh. Then when you recite, don't recite it wrong like me."

Zhu Ping'an raised the corners of his lips and gave a kind warning to the naughty boy's leaving figure.

"Humph, I won't act like a country bumpkin like you!"

The naughty kid turned his head and gave Zhu Ping'an a provocative slap in his face, and then walked towards the vestibule with his thick legs confidently.

No one in the Hou's mansion invited him to the vestibule. Zhu Ping'an didn't have the vestibule to join in the fun, so he tidied up his desk and returned to his guest room. On the way back to his guest room, Zhu Ping'an found that the Hou's mansion was much busier today than yesterday. The maids and servants kept coming and going. It seemed that the grandmothers who prayed for blessings in the temple were all back.

In the midst of their busy schedule, these maids and servants rolled their eyes when they saw Zhu Ping'an. These days, there will be a few so-called bad versions of Zhu Pingan's stories in the Hou Mansion every moment. It's strange to have a good impression of Zhu Pingan.

When Zhu Pingan returned to the guest room, the naughty child had already entered the vestibule.

At this time the vestibule was very lively, the grand master who was away on business came back, the grandma and grandma who accompanied the temple to pray for blessings also came back, several young ladies of the Hou Mansion including Li Shu also came to the vestibule.

Li Shu and her uncle, first aunt, and second aunt exchanged a few words of non-nutritive greetings, and then led the little maid to sit aside. They raised their eyebrows and looked at the whole family who seemed to be affectionately greeting each other.

The elder of the Hou Mansion looks very special, how can I put it, he is very fat, he looks a bit like Li Shu's father, but he is much fatter than Li Shu's father, he feels like he has to breathe when he walks. Hou The mansion's chubby face had three beards, which seemed to be more refined and elegant, but it's a pity that painting a tiger is not like a cat, but like a potato with three whiskers.

Generally speaking, fat people are more amiable. However, the appearance of the Grand Master of the Hou Mansion is rather severe, giving people a feeling of not getting close. He wears a four-square scarf on his head and wears a widened and fat-fitting Confucian shirt. Waist A jade belt was tied around the waist.

"Gong'er is here, let mother see."

As soon as Li Yangong entered the door, a woman in the vestibule called out with joy. This woman is the eldest grandma of the Hou Mansion, she is well maintained, and she looks like a woman in her thirties in her forties , the oath of a noble lady, the shining jewels on the sideburns, and the splendid pleated skirt made of the best satin in the south of the Yangtze River.

But compared with the two aunts who were right next to the eldest son of the Hou Mansion who were courting her, the eldest grandma was still inferior. She was better because she was young and beautiful.

The two young and beautiful aunts went out with the eldest man on business to serve him. They said they were serving him, but in fact they just went out with him to play and warm the bed.

"Mom~~" When the naughty child saw the grandma, he rushed over happily and threw himself into the grandma's arms, acting coquettishly.

Seeing this scene, the second aunt who was attentive to the eldest master of the Hou Mansion clenched the handkerchief tightly without leaving a trace.

Li Yangong was originally born to his second aunt, but he was picked up by his eldest grandma as soon as he was born. He was raised in her name and was registered in the family tree. This is also a secret matter in the Hou's mansion. It was sealed by the order of the elder, and the grandma paid more attention to it. Anyone who spread rumors was sold out, but Fangmin's mouth is better than Fangchuan. There are still many.

His biological son, but he can only call him aunt! Call that woman mother!

Every time the eldest daughter-in-law, the second aunt, sees the eldest grandma having sex with the naughty child, her heart is always boiling with blood, and her throat is stuck in her throat. However, the eldest grandma likes to tease the naughty child in front of her, show off her affection, and even do it in different ways. Show, show a new level and a new height just like this time.

"A loving mother is a loser! Gong'er, come here and let your father see how you are doing with your homework."

The eldest master of the Hou Mansion said with a straight face, and then called the naughty boy over to check his homework.

"Look at you, why are you shouting? You can't lower your voice." The eldest grandma held the naughty child in her arms and whispered to the eldest man of the Hou Mansion.

"What do you know about a woman? Come here, Gong'er." The eldest master of the Hou Mansion glared at the naughty child.

Then, under the glare of the lord of the Hou Mansion, the naughty kid walked up to the eldest man of the Hou Mansion with his small thick legs.

"How did you do with your homework?" the eldest master of the Hou family asked, looking at the naughty child.

"I've memorized everything." The naughty boy raised his fat face, full of confidence.

Huh? It's very rare to see a bear child so confident when asking questions about his homework. The master of the Hou Mansion was sexually surprised, and then he was relieved. Yan Zhou took part in the exam, and Yan Gong is also sensible, knowing that he has learned, huh ,Okay, okay, there is hope that Lao Li’s family will prosper again.

However, the eldest son of the Hou Mansion will not show his joy, so as not to breed pride in the naughty child.

"Have you memorized it all? You know the consequences of lying!" Then, the eldest master of the Hou Mansion glared, "Then memorize "The Turtle is Longevity" with me."

Originally, the brat was full of confidence, but the brat's calves were weak after being stared at by the master of the Hou's mansion, especially you know the consequences of that sentence of lying, it scared the brat enough, the old man used to be strict Scenes of punishment flooded my mind again.

Then, the naughty child became confused and forgot the lyrics, "Gui Suishou", what's it about?

"Back it."

At this critical moment, the eldest master of the Hou Mansion shouted again.

This voice frightened the naughty child, and he opened his mouth reflexively:

"Although the turtle is thin, it still has some meat. Let's stew the soup first and then eat the meat."

The voice was clear, the words were clear, catchy, and full of rhythm. At this moment, the naughty child's voice resounded throughout the room.

Although the turtle lost weight with these few words, the room suddenly became quiet.

after a few seconds

The suppressed roar of the lord of the Hou Mansion made the hairs on the naughty boy's forehead fly into the air.

If the eldest lady hadn't had quick eyesight and quick hands to catch the naughty child in her arms, the eldest man of the Hou Mansion would have pressed the naughty child on his lap and rubbed it.

"Why are you so angry? The child is still young." The eldest grandma protected the naughty child and comforted the eldest man of the Hou Mansion.

"I'm angry? What do you know, a woman? Even though the tortoise is skinny, it eats meat in stewed soup. If outsiders hear about it, they can't laugh at me, Li Tingzhu, who has no way to teach children! Where can I put my old face!" , the seven orifices are about to emit smoke.

"What are you yelling at? The homework is not just this one. I will be able to memorize the next one." The grandma protected the bear boy, found a step for the bear boy and the elder, and then pinched it in the bear boy's palm. He pinched, motioning for the brat to make a statement.

"Well, the one just now doesn't count, I can do the next one." The naughty boy was not very confident.

"Then you memorize the "Book of Returning to Hometown"." The eldest master of the Hou Mansion was a little less angry, but his face was still very bad.

"The little one leaves home and the boss returns"

"The local accent has not changed, and the temples have declined."

Under the watchful eye of the lord of the Hou Mansion, the naughty kid memorized it with open mouth. He was very familiar with it and there were no typos.

"Look, I, Gong'er, can't memorize this very well." The eldest grandma said to smooth things over.

"Why are you interrupting? Let Gong'er carry on." The eldest man of the Hou Mansion interrupted the eldest grandmother's words with a glare, then turned to look at the naughty child and said with a cold and fat face.

What a stern face!

This time, the naughty child was frightened again, and the naughty child opened his mouth again out of conditioned reflex:

"The little one leaves home and the boss returns"

"The local accent has not changed, and the temples have declined."

"Children meet each other"

"Smile and ask Fatty who are you?"

Smile and ask the fat man who are you? Fat man, you, who are you?! fat man! This immediately struck a chord with the eldest son of the Hou family. The eldest son of the Hou family was very fat, but he was most afraid of others saying he was fat.

That's good, fat man, who are you, why are you asking with a smile!

He smiled and asked the fat man who he was. After saying this, the room suddenly became quiet.

a few seconds later

"I'm your father!"

The suppressed roar of the lord of the Hou Mansion, the sound of rubbing hands, and the squealing sounds of a naughty child resounding throughout the room.

"It's all that country bumpkin's fault." The naughty kid screamed after being beaten.

"You're still making excuses!" The old man of the Hou Mansion yelled again, and raised his rested hand again, what a bumpkin, blame that bumpkin, he wants to shirk responsibility for his own mistakes! I won’t be able to memorize it for half a month! In the past half a month, I have learned to shirk responsibility, right?

Ever since, the howling of the naughty child spread further!