Rise From the Humble

"You can eat, but forget about the wine."

Zhu Pingan was still very interested in the fat man's proposal to treat guests. He couldn't help it. He didn't eat enough at noon. It wasn't that Zhu Pingan was a picky eater. The cakes in the examination room were too unpalatable. If it weren't for tea, Zhu Pingan could hardly finish the entire meal. Zhang cake.

Of course, this is understandable. The scientific examination is not an important national examination such as the provincial examination, and the funds allocated are very small. It would be good to have something to eat.

"Excellent Zhuangyuanhong, don't regret it." The fat man said with a fat face.

However, there are no eggs. Zhu Pingan was not interested at all.

Because the paper was handed in early, it was only about three o'clock in the afternoon, and there were not many people in the restaurant. Zhu Ping'an and Fatty sat down at a window seat under the guidance of the store clerk. The fat man generously asked the store owner to bring his signature dishes to the table, and Zhu Ping'an also enjoyed the success. Anyway, the fat man's family was not short of money.

While Zhu Ping'an and the others were feasting in the restaurant, many students in green robes came one after another from the inside of the restaurant, filling the lobby. These students must have just left the examination room. There were many people submitting papers at that time, and the academic officer Zhao Wenhua did not have time to mark them on the spot, so he just accepted the papers. These people didn't know how they were doing in the exam. They were either anxious or excited with anticipation. They had endless opinions about the questions. They were arguing and drinking, and the restaurant started to become lively.

Listening to the voices of these underachievers discussing the test questions, Fatty rolled his eyes and hummed disdainfully, but maybe it was because his voice was low and it didn't cause any noise. This made Fatty a little unhappy, but I'm a first-class candidate!

Let me go, you are a person who gives gifts through the back door, where do you get the pride from? Zhu Ping'an despised the fat man's behavior.

"This time the questions are simple, I feel like I should be able to do it."

"Yeah, I also feel that I have a good chance of passing the science test this time."

Just as the scholars at the nearby table were encouraging each other, a melodious and loud fart sound was heard.

"No"

It is clear and melodious, and the words are correct and round.

For a moment, it was extremely loud.

The restaurant suddenly became quiet, and all the encouraging voices disappeared. The scholar at the table followed the sound and saw a fat man at the next table looking back at everyone with an innocent face.

"Sweep the floor politely!"

"It's so insulting to gentlemen!"

"How can you control the world if you don't control anything!"

The health worker at the next table kept criticizing the fat man. We just said it was okay, no problem. What did you mean when you farted and made a "no" sound? It's bad luck! Of course, the student staff would definitely not behave in such a vulgar manner, and their accusations would also be polite, but the expression of indignation was still in place.

In response to everyone's accusations, the fat man didn't blush or gasp, and replied, "I'm not farting, I'm breathing from my butt."

Breathe your sister!

Just now I saw this guy's face was red, and I thought he was doing something. Damn, I didn't expect that this guy was actually squeezing his butt.

To be honest, Zhu Pingan had the urge to hit him at this time.

Although he is a polite scholar, when the fat man said this, many students at the next table couldn't help it and wanted to raise their arms.

"Why, you care about heaven and earth, but you still care about people's poop and farts?"

"Hey, what are you doing?"

"Don't be impulsive. We are all people with status. We can't do anything violent like Feng He."

The fat man stood up from the table, waved his fat hands to control the situation, and then waved his fat face and said provocatively: "Well, we all came down from the examination room, so let's make a bet, you guys are at the same table There are four people, there are two of us at this table, we are more than the number of people who passed this time to see who passed which table. If you win, I, Xue Chiren, will apologize to you at the best restaurant in Yingtian City; however, if we win, Haha, just treat us to a meal here. What, don’t you dare?”

Your sister, this is what this guy had in mind!

I and the fat guy are sure to pass the test. No matter how good the people at the table are, they should not be able to pass half of it. They are almost guaranteed to win. Winning the meal is the second best thing. The fat guy can steal the show. On the other hand, even if it is If he loses, Fatty will also steal the show.

Zhu Ping'an was speechless at the fat man's shameless behavior. He had no interest in being in the limelight or anything like that. Of course, this kind of thing is nothing out of the ordinary, just let the fat man do whatever he wants. When the time comes, Fatty can come as he pleases, and he has no intention of coming.

"You said this yourself, don't regret it."

Several students at the table next to him couldn't wait to shout as soon as Fatty finished speaking. In their eyes, Fatty, a guy who couldn't even control his farts, even thought about taking the college entrance examination. As for the young man sitting opposite Fatty, he was obviously hairy. They are not all grown up yet. They must be the superintendents donated by their families. They are probably not even as good as fat people.

Therefore, in their view, the fat man is purely looking for abuse, and of course they must be greatly satisfied with this kind of behavior!

So, they found a few middlemen in the restaurant, then took out their respective test results to prove their identities, and then copied down the names and birthplaces of the people at the two tables, waiting to be used as evidence of the gamble when the results were released.

Then, the whole restaurant became harmonious again.

At some point, a father and daughter singing songs came to the lobby of the restaurant. They were all dressed simply. The father played a stringed instrument and the daughter sang songs. This girl must be around seventeen or eighteen years old. She has a delicate face, not very beautiful, but she has a nice voice.

After singing two songs, my father put down the instrument and walked around the hall with the iron plate to listen to people's rewards.

Zhu Ping'an also took a dozen coins and put them in the father-in-law's plate.

"Thank you, sir."

Someone tipped her, so the girl standing there put her hands on her waist, bent her legs and made a blessing.

Everything was fine at first, but suddenly the girl broke the harmonious scene by shouting and begging for mercy.

It turned out that at some point, a young man with oily hair and a pink face appeared in the lobby. He looked lewd and flirted with the girl in the lobby, saying standard teasing words about having fun with your brother and making you happy. There were a few losers behind him.

The people in the lobby were all scholars with no sense of justice, and they all immediately stood up and prepared to perform a hero's performance of saving the beauty.

"I don't think any of you dares to move. Mr. Zhao, the academic officer, is my third uncle." The oily-headed and pink-faced young master shouted with a sly laugh, pointed arrogantly at the people in the lobby, and threatened with confidence.

These scholars had just left the examination room, and whether they could take the Enke Provincial Examination was all in the hands of their uncle Zhao Wenhua, Master Zhao. So for a while, every scholar dared to move, even the fat man did not dare to get up if he wanted to.

The girl's father wanted to save his girl, but he was stopped by the evil young man.

"Hahaha, you should just be my eighth concubine and give birth to a fat, white boy for me, hahaha."

The evil young man was so proud that he continued to tease her.