Reverend Insanity

"Exchanging treasures?" The big face on the giant door winked at the tiny Shang Yanfei in front of him, and teased, "Xiao Feifei, don't you want to take advantage of me again? Although we are old acquaintances, but As the portal of the treasure world, I will not help you guard against your own theft. Although our friendship is very deep..."

"How many times have I told you, can you change my name?" Black lines began to appear on Shang Yanfei's forehead.

"What do you call me? Xiao Yanyan, Xiao Yanfei, Xiao Yanzi?"

Shang Yanfei waved his hands quickly and said helplessly: "Forget it, whatever you want. Let's get down to business. I'm really here to exchange for treasures this time."

"Oh..." Big Face protracted his tone, seeming a little uninterested, "Let's get down to business so soon. It's so rare to find you to talk to, it's so boring that it suffocates me to death."

Shang Yanfei sighed: "I'm very busy, Huobaomen. As you know, I am already the head of the Shang family, and I am no longer like before."

"Oh, forget it, every generation of Shang family heads are like this. I thought you would be different from them, Xiao Feifei. In fact, I don't have any requirements, I just want to find someone to chat with. It's a long night, and the loneliness is unbearable..." Huobaomen sighed quietly.

"You live alone, and you are still unbearably lonely? Wouldn't it be better if you just fell asleep?" Shang Yanfei's head was filled with black lines.

"Sleeping? But I can't sleep alone! You don't know how difficult it is to live alone..." Huobaomen began to mutter.

"I'm not here to listen to your complaints. Let's talk about business. Let's talk about business." Shang Yanfei coughed a few times.

"Oh, let's get down to business." Huobaomen said with a solemn expression, "You can change the treasure if you want. But I have a condition..."

It draws out the tone.

Shang Yanfei suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart.

He raised his eyebrows slightly: "What conditions? Is it possible?"

"Ah, I've already guessed it by looking at your expression, Xiao Feifei! It's not wrong, it's not wrong, it's just picking your nose, pick your nose for me!" Huobaomen shouted excitedly.

Picking your nose...

booger...

shit……

The loud sound echoed in the corridor.

Shang Yanfei had veins popping out on his forehead: "Asshole, are you playing this trick again?"

"My nose is really itchy, so itchy, I can't breathe smoothly. I don't have hands, so I can't pick my nose freely like you humans. It's really pitiful. Ah... Xiao Feifei, my My friend, just do a good job and help me pick my nose. In return, I will give you my precious nose." Huobaomen sang in a poetic tone.

"Hey, please stop it!" Shang Yanfei clenched his fists and finally roared unbearably.

Huobaomen snorted softly, looking as if he was doing something to me.

Then it started to chant...

"Pick your nose!"

"Pick your nose!"

"Pick your nose!"

"If you don't pick your nose, you won't change your treasure. If you pick your nose, be a good baby..."

The sound shook the air and roared in the solemn corridor.

Shang Yanfei lowered his head and put a hand on his forehead. The sound of picking his nose kept echoing in his ears.

"Okay, okay, stop talking about it, can't I just pick it out for you?" Shang Yanfei roared, feeling helpless in his heart.

Even if he is a dignified rank five Gu Master,

The owner of the business, but faced with the Living Treasure Sect, there was nothing he could do.

After all, the treasure world was left by the sages of the merchants. This is the handiwork of the Gu Immortal above rank five!

"Oh yeah——!" Huobaomen cheered in victory, and then shouted impatiently, "Come on, come on, I can't wait any longer."

Shang Yanfei's expression was stiff and the corners of his eyes were twitching, but he finally stretched out his right hand.

On the palm of his right hand, there was a small palm print, which was bright red.

At this time, his true energy was activated, and the blood mark flew out suddenly, turning into a huge bright red palm.

Turn Five - Blood Handprint Gu!

Anyone who is hit by this Gu, no matter whether it is a bird, animal, insect, or fish, will turn into a pool of pus and blood as long as there is blood and blood flowing, which is extremely powerful and strange. Shang Yanfei used this to travel across the southern border and establish a great reputation.

But now, he uses blood fingerprints to satisfy the quirks of the Living Treasure Gate——

Pick your nose.

The huge bright red palm formed a fist, and then straightened the index finger, and the fingertips penetrated into the huge nostril of Huobaomen.

Huobaomen was so comfortable that he hummed: "Okay, that's it!"

"Oh...it feels so good..."

"Deeper, yes, deeper!"

"The stronger it is, the bigger it will taste."

"Uh... it feels so good..."

"Xiao Feifei, your skills are really impressive."

"Ah, ah, ah, ah - cut!" Huobaomen opened his mouth and sneezed suddenly.

Countless red, yellow, blue and green "boogers" were sprayed out by it.

If you look carefully, the red one is hurricane sansho, a magical auxiliary ingredient for refining that has disappeared in southern Xinjiang. The yellow one is Sleepy Earth, which is extremely rare and is one of the materials used to refine the Sixth Rank Gu. The blue one is the ice heart. Only the center of the iceberg that has been around for thousands of years can produce such a heart. The green one is grass skirt Gu, a rank five Gu that has no defense at all, but after using it, the Gu master can put on a layer of grass skirt. It can directly absorb the free vitality in the air and quickly replenish the true energy in the air orifice!

"Okay, I can breathe freely again, and I've given you these boogers. I don't want to eat them anymore, it's too disgusting." After Huobaomen finished sneezing, he sniffed and felt extremely comfortable.

Shang Yanfei pocketed these things one by one and sighed feebly: "Can we talk about business now?"

"Of course, of course. What kind of treasure does Xiao Feifei want to exchange for?" Huobaomen was in a much better mood.

"I remember that there is a Level 5 Human Power Victory Heaven Gu hidden in the treasure world. I just want to change it." Shang Yanfei replied.

There was a strange look on Huo Baomen's face: "Human power is better than the Heavenly Gu. This Gu has the power to change fate against the heavens. It is specially used for those mortals who have no qualifications to practice. This Gu is very expensive, Xiao Feifei, let's Although we have a close friendship and you have picked my nose many times, I cannot disobey the rules of the Treasure Realm. If you want to change this Gu, you must take out a more valuable Gu and send it to the Treasure Realm."

"Can you not mention picking your nose?" Shang Yanfei had veins popping out on his forehead, and he summoned a Gu from his orifice.

This Gu is shaped like a baby's hand, tender and plump, like translucent agate crystal. There are thousands of red blood lines in the palm, which gives the palm a ghostly aura.

When Huobaomen saw this Gu, he immediately let out a sound of surprise: "Hey, you actually want to give up the Blood Hand Seal Gu? Xiao Feifei, I remember that this is one of your most powerful Gu. Don't you want to collect all the blood? Haizhenzhuan? Have you given up on your dreams when you were young?"

Shang Yanfei sighed helplessly: "There are thousands of inheritances in the blood sea, and the true inheritance is hidden among them. It is too difficult to find. Even if I have been using the merchant's energy to investigate, I have only found two true inheritances in these years. . I want to exchange for the Human Power Victory Heaven Gu, and I can’t give up the other more valuable Gus in my hand, so I have to temporarily sacrifice the Blood Hand Seal Gu. Wait until one day, and then exchange it back when I have the opportunity."

Shang Yanfei is covered in Gu insects, most of which come from the blood sea inheritance, making him proficient in blood lineage.

Therefore, when Shang Xinci entered Merchant City, he was immediately sensed by him.

"Well, now that you have made your decision." Huo Baomen said, opening his mouth and sucking the blood handprint Gu into his mouth.

Gudong.

With a loud noise, it swallowed the blood handprint Gu into the treasure world.

Then with another retching sound, it opened its mouth and spit out a Gu.

This Gu is shaped like a thousand-year-old ginseng with countless thorns. The old ginseng is earthy yellow with restrained brilliance. It is round and integrated at the top, but branched out at the bottom, as if it were a pair of human legs.

It is human power that defeats Heaven Gu.

"Refine it quickly. As soon as you leave the treasure world and take three breaths, this Gu will return to its wild nature. It will be difficult for you to refine it again." The Living Treasure Sect urged.

Shang Yanfei nodded and summoned a stream of luxurious and gorgeous amethyst true energy, instantly refining the human power to overcome the sky Gu.

"Hahaha, with this Gu, Ci'er can be enlightened! Then use some Gu to improve her qualifications to help her practice. In the future, we will recruit Fang and Bai to serve as her wings. Ci'er, I will make you happy. Yes, but in this world, strength is the prerequisite for happiness!" Shang Yanfei put the Human Power Victory Sky Gu into his aperture, and his mood fluctuated.

"I'm leaving, Huo Bao Men." He then said to Ju Men.

"Hey, hey, hey, are you leaving as soon as you come? Why don't you chat with me? It's really boring to stay here alone." Huobaomen said anxiously.

But with a flash of blood flames, Shang Yanfei disappeared from the spot.

"Ah, this bastard. I'm left alone again. I'm so pitiful, so bored, so boring..." Huobaomen's complaining voice echoed endlessly in the corridor.

…

At the banquet, there was good wine and delicious food, glasses were exchanged, and the atmosphere was lively.

"Brother Wei, Brother Xiao Yan, come on, have another drink!" Fang Yuan stood up and raised his glass and shouted, while Bai Ningbing on the side was holding dishes with an expressionless face.

Wei Yang and Xiao Yan raised their wine glasses at the same time. The three glasses collided violently, and the wine splashed on the table and the dishes.

When he was in the martial arts area, Fang Yuan said he wanted to invite him to dinner, but Xiao Yan invited him first. This time, he fulfilled his promise and hosted a banquet for these two people in a large restaurant.

"Unexpectedly, brother Fangzheng actually saved the merchant's daughter. It shows that good people are rewarded. Bauhinia Token, tsk tsk, I really envy you." Xiao Yan has a cheerful personality and is honest, and does not hide his envy of Fang Yuan.

He has lived in Merchant City for many years and is very aware of the weight of the Bauhinia Token.

Wei Yang put down his wine glass: "I wonder what your plans are next?"

Fang Yuan then replied: "We are both going to stay in Merchant City for a while, replace the useless Gu insects in our hands, and buy some more Gu to make a set."

"Good idea! That's right. If you don't do this, Wei will remind you like this." Wei Yang gave a thumbs up and was happy in his heart. If Fang and Bai stayed, it would mean more recruitment opportunities.

"If you two don't mind, you might as well tell me what you are thinking. Brother Wei is well-informed and can give you some details. It was also Brother Wei who suggested that I take the fire Gu route." Xiao Yan said from the side. [This text is provided by the Qihang Update Team @peach blossoms outside the grave.]