Returning after 10000 Years Cultivation

Jiang Waner's voice is crisp, soft and pleasant, but her sharp tongue skills are top-notch:

"Besides, we just like to eat like this, do you care? If we can imitate Westerners in dining, will it be elegant? That's just a step, a procedure. Eat a meal, as long as you feel comfortable, don't worry about so many things Well? People who care too much about these things are a bit vulgar. They are the kind of people who desperately want to prove that they are in the upper class. That is really childish! I also like to eat with my hands, what can you do?"

"We are just casual, why? You don't care about eating! Look at you, you go out to have a meal and take pictures all the time, and you dress up like five or six people. You haven't eaten much, have you? You only come here to eat once in a year and a half, right? ? Look, look, the powder on that aunt’s face is thicker than the wall of the Badaling Great Wall! Grandpa, can the hair wax on your head withstand the bombardment of artillery shells! Who are you showing off to? Aren't you tired?"

"You! What did you say?"

The girl in the evening dress was so angry that she was shaking all over, and the fat boss's face turned the color of pig liver.

In fact, Jiang Waner was right. They had been planning to have a meal at the Champs Elysees for half a year.

"Wan'er's mouth is so nimble! This dandy style of trying to fight against others is comparable to what it was like when I was in college!"

Liu Yating couldn't help but laugh and praised with a look of amazement.

"I can't teach you well. My family is unfortunate, my family is unfortunate! Wan'er, shut up. Or I'll tell your mother!"

Jiang Tian put his hand on his forehead, feeling extremely helpless.

At this time, the French female foreman looked at Jiang Waner and said gently: "Miss, it is indeed uncivilized to eat Western food with your hands!"

"Civilization? Tianzhu has always eaten with his hands! I can only say that this is not civilization in your eyes!"

Jiang Waner said nonchalantly:

"Besides, there are serious problems with your position. You are the operator, and you should now persuade both parties to resolve the conflict. But you are obviously intensifying the conflict and taking sides. If I were the restaurant owner, I would fire you right now! Because of you His attitude will anger one party. Of course, it’s not your fault. He gave you a tip of 100 yuan, probably because he thought we couldn’t afford it!”

The female foreman's face froze. She didn't expect to be ridiculed and mocked like this by Jiang Waner, who looked seven or eight years old.

Around 2009, everyone was still somewhat admiring foreign things.

In Yanjing, not to mention French men, even black men can have high-quality girlfriends every day, and Chinese girls are called easygirls.

The Chinese men who come here to eat are always polite, especially polite to them, and even a little cautious.

Jiang Waner changed the subject and fired at the man and woman again:

"Returning to the topic just now, we were eating, and we didn't offend anyone, but that woman took pictures? What do you mean? I have never seen anyone wearing a T-shirt, a long gown, and old cloth shoes eating Western food. I want to post it on WeChat Moments and Weibo to laugh at Us? Who doesn’t know how to be polite and who doesn’t have quality? "

The girl in the evening dress snorted coldly and said, "Who took the photo? I took the scenery, okay?"

Jiang Wan'er ignored her and looked at the foreman and said, "Haha, you're having fun! You were paying them the bill at that time, and you didn't see this old lady taking pictures? Why didn't you stop this impolite behavior? Because of the one hundred yuan tip. Come on! Aren't you cheap? Confusing right and wrong just for a hundred yuan?"

The female foreman gave a stiff smile and said: "Miss, you have misunderstood, it is not like this..."

"She cursed!"

The girl in the evening dress seemed to have suddenly grasped something, pointing at Jiang Waner and saying: "In such a high-end occasion, wearing a long gown, old cloth shoes, not knowing how to eat Western food, and swearing at others, do you have any quality? It's really disappointing!"

"Are you of high quality? The country has even criticized her! When I called her cheap, it was just an objective evaluation of her personality, not a curse!"

Jiang Waner sneered:

"What's wrong with wearing a long gown? The long gown is the essence of traditional clothing and a symbol of the Chinese nation's clothing culture. Its smooth lines, elegant shape and implicit artistic conception express the classicism, elegance, and sensuality of Chinese people, especially women, in the past century. And restrained, it also demonstrates the humility, character and magnanimity of men. It also carries the cultural significance of the unity of nature and man, unity and harmony! Do you understand?"

"But, but this is a Western restaurant..." The girl in the evening dress was so choked by Jiang Waner that she couldn't speak.

"I tell you, the national ones are the best! I like them! I want the national ones to the end!"

Jiang Waner smiled and said: "Brother, give me the New Year's money! I'm going to use the money to hit people!"

Jiang Tian pretended to dig in his pocket for a while, and then handed out 100,000 yuan in cash: "Let me tell you, the New Year's money has been advanced in advance, so don't ask me for it during the Spring Festival!"

"Is this pocket of yours Doraemon's? Can it hold so much?" Liu Yating's eyes widened at that moment.

Jiang Waner had long been used to strange things. She took a pile of banknotes and slapped them on the table, saying domineeringly:

"As a reward to you, let the band play "Take Five Tiger Mountains Outsmarted". I like this ethnic style!"

The female head waiter couldn't help but smiled reservedly and said, "I'm sorry, we are a Western restaurant, and they don't know how to perform traditional Chinese opera!"

"Keep giving the money, you're still stunned!" Jiang Waner stretched out her hand towards Jiang Tian, ​​calling Jiang Tianqing very hard.

"I owe you something, right? Let me tell you, next year's New Year's money has also been advanced in advance!"

Jiang Tian was so angry that he took out a check, picked up a signature pen, signed it with flying colors, and threw it on the table: "Five hundred thousand!"

"Come on! Madam, please turn up the music! Let the music get exciting for you ladies!"

When the female foreman saw it, her eyes widened. She took the check and gathered a pile of banknotes, her eyes were full of excitement, and she was talking about Beijing movies.

"I'll sing the excerpt from "Taking the Five Tiger Mountains Out of Wise" 'Eight years ago on a snowy night a disaster fell from the sky' for you!"

Then she rushed to the stage to give instructions. When the music started playing, she picked up the microphone and sang eloquently.

"I called her cheap, but she still sang for me obediently!"

Jiang Waner looked at the girl in the evening dress with a sinister smile. Her ability to disgust people was also top-notch: "Auntie, do you think it sounds good? Is it pleasant to the ear? If you don't want to hear it, get out of here!"

Liu Yating laughed when she saw it: "Jiang God, she is exactly the same as when you were fighting with others in college! If you hadn't said it before, I would have suspected that she was your biological daughter!"

"Where is it? It belongs to my sister-in-law's girl! My brother-in-law has no status, so he took her mother's surname. Haha!"

Jiang Tian said depressedly: "If I had a daughter like this, I wouldn't be pissed to death by her!"

The girl in the evening dress was so angry at Jiang Wan'er's arrogant and domineering look. She pulled the fat man and said coquettishly: "Look, look, they bully me! You have to get out. If you don't tell me where you are from the county prince's palace, It’s from Chaoyang District!”

"Okay, okay. If you have the skills, you are a nouveau riche from the countryside. I'll see how long you can keep me in check!"

The fat man called someone.

Soon.

A few joint defense players came, walked up to the fat man, nodded and bowed and asked politely: "Brother Hao, what's going on?"

The fat man tore off a few buttons on his collar, picked up a glass of residual wine, poured it on himself without haste, pointed at Jiang Tian and said with a smile:

"This kid poured wine on me, tore my shirt, and beat me! I put him in criminal detention!"

"Please come to us! Cooperate with the investigation!"

Several joint defense members walked up to Jiang Tian and snorted proudly.

"I'll go, it's interesting!"

Jiang Tian shook his head, dumbfounded.

At the feet of the emperor, at the root of the imperial city...this boy can do it.

The fat man smiled sinisterly and said: "Let me tell you clearly, my name is Ge Jinhao. Have you ever heard of Mr. Zhang Huchen from the Prince Hotel? I'm ferocious! Don't ask me, no one in Chaoyang District dares to provoke me!" "

Jiang Tian didn't move.

How could such a small role be worth his while?

It seems that this kid belongs to Zhang Huchen, but I don’t have Zhang Huchen’s phone number. Can I call my mother?

"Hurry up, what are you waiting for! Cooperate!" Several joint defense team members pointed at Jiang Tian and yelled sternly.

Jiang Waner was already angry, and said with a cold smile: "It's okay to confuse right and wrong! Have you learned legal knowledge? A seven-year-old child has no civil criminal capacity. It is not illegal to commit murder, arson, or beating someone!"

"What are you talking about? You're talking about the law with me, little brat? I think you deserve a beating!"

There was a tall and thick joint defense team member who was about 1.8 meters tall and weighed over 200 kilograms, pointing at Jiang Wan'er with an evil look.

The Spring Festival is approaching, and everyone invariably recalls the fear of being dominated by naughty children, and feels very bad.

"Yeah?"

Jiang Waner smiled coldly, her eyes were already very cold, and she suddenly stood up and punched the big man's abdomen with her small fist.

Whoosh!

The big man bent down suddenly, his eyeballs bulging, and all the food he had just eaten squirted out.

Immediately after Jiang Waner exploded with force, her huge body was like a rag doll, flying seven or eight meters away, collapsing five or six tables before falling to the ground.

"Sacred Heart King's Fist? It was a decent fight!"

Jiang Tian first praised, and then said with a black line:

"Why did grandpa teach her this? A naughty child is already very annoying, let alone a naughty child with cultivation!"

"Brother, what should I do? Wuwuwu——!"

Jiang Waner wow! She cried out loudly, she was covered in vomit and almost sick to death.

"Who told you to hit someone? You deserve it!" Jiang Tian couldn't laugh or cry, and Liu Yating quickly wiped her up with a tissue.

"Little brat, how can you hit someone?"

At this moment, several stunned joint defense team members also reacted, and even pulled out their batons and hit Jiang Waner.

"You're still fighting, you're still fighting, right? Let's see if I don't beat you to death!"

Jiang Waner was so angry that she didn't even mention it. She took off her gown, threw it away, and rushed into the enemy group.

She jumped up, slapped one person away, lifted one person's vaginal leg, kicked one person to the ground, and then used an elbow to knock out another person's fighting ability.

"Change the song for Miss - "General's Order"!"

On the stage, the French female foreman was so excited that she gestured to the band and smiled.

"Delut!"

Several blond and blue-eyed ghost guys immediately started playing excitedly. The piano, guitar, bass, and drums all played together. It was a lively and festive scene.