Rebirth of the Urban Mad Immortal

Chapter 410: A group of drama queens

"Wanjun!"

The withered old man yelled and dodged directly to Li Wanjun's side, trying to grab Li Wanjun's arm. However, except for making Li Wanjun's face paler, it had no effect at all. .

Because, the bones in Li Wanjun's arm were shattered into pieces at this moment!

The force of the counterattack is amazing!

"This is……!"

The haggard old man was shocked, his face full of shock.

Apart from the haggard old man, Du Hao was the only one left in the field who knew what was going on with Li Wanjun.

You know, even Ergouzi couldn't defeat him when he became a saint, let alone an ordinary warrior who had practiced incomplete skills.

"Bastard thing!"

The withered old man looked gloomy and raised his hand to blast Er Gouzi's head.

Although he didn't know what method Er Gouzi used to block Li Wanjun's blow, nor did he know what was going on with Er Gouzi's physical body, he was able to shatter Li Wanjun's arm into this state.

But at this moment, there is no doubt that he wants to vent his anger for his apprentice!

As a master, ordinary martial arts skills have long been beyond his reach. At his level, he can use the most powerful killing move with just a raise of his hand.

In addition, what he practiced was the Mangniu Fist Strength. When he punched out, the air shook, and several void cracks appeared faintly.

only……

"Ouch!"

Before the withered old man's fist touched Er Gouzi's head, Er Gouzi screamed, and the whole dog flew backwards, falling hard to the ground with a thud.

With his legs in the air and his tongue sticking out, he looked like a dead dog.

"Dog brother!"

"Dog brother!"

Everyone in Cangyun saw Er Gouzi being beaten like this by the old instructor, and they quickly stepped forward to check Er Gouzi's condition.

The corners of the haggard old man's mouth curled up, his face full of anger.

The punch I just made didn't touch Ergouzi at all!

It is very difficult for such a physical body to withstand Li Wanjun's full blow, even if he wants to blow it away!

It's obviously an act!

Sure enough, just when he was about to say something, Ergouzi, who was lying on the ground, said slowly in a low voice, as thin as a gossamer:

"This old man...he is so strong that he won't even let me go..."

"I just want to treat my destined person to a piece of stinky tofu. Why is it... so difficult..."

"Why, everyone prevents me from getting to know my destined person. Why..."

His voice was hoarse, like his last words before death, and coupled with his dying look, everyone in Cangyun felt a little heartbroken.

Although Ergouzi is very unreliable, it is still very good for them.

Especially when he came back before, he also specially taught them some martial arts and fighting skills.

"Brother Dog! Don't worry, we will definitely let your destined person eat this stinky tofu!" Nutty shouted hoarsely.

"Yes! Your wish will definitely be fulfilled!"

Others nodded in agreement.

Du Hao stretched out his hand and rubbed his brow.

These drama queens...

The withered old man and others were also stunned for a while.

Anyone with a discerning eye can tell that Er Gouzi was acting just now and flew behind him on purpose.

But no one expected that this group of Cangyun soldiers would cooperate so well with Er Gouzi, making his role appear as a tragic sight.

What the fuck...fuck!

At this time, the withered old man also felt helpless as if he had punched cotton.

When Er Gouzi heard what these people said, a happy smile appeared on his face:

"You are all good, I leave this piece of stinky tofu to you..."

"Remember, I must let my destined person have a taste. His strength will be greatly... improved..."

After saying that, Ergouzi threw the stinky tofu into Nu Nuo's hand, turned his head and pretended to be dead.

Seeing Er Gouzi pretending to be dead, everyone in Cangyun did not laugh. Instead, they slowly stood up one by one and stood at attention facing Er Gouzi.

A military salute was performed.

The hamster stood aside, watching with interest these boys messing around here, and he didn't like Li Wanjun very much in his heart.

"Nuts!" After the Scabbards and others saluted Ergouzi, they looked at Nuts solemnly.

Nuts also had a solemn face, full of affection, and responded loudly: "Here we come!"

The scabbard took a deep breath, with tears in his eyes, and said hoarsely to Nut:

"How is Brother Dog treating us?"

"Like brothers!" Not only Nuts, but other people also shouted together with Nuts.

Scabbard continued: "How should we fulfill Brother Dog's last wish?"

"Try your best!"

All the Cangyun troops roared again.

"In that case, Nut, this task will be left to you!" Sheath took a deep look at Nut with an expression on her face.

Seeing this, Nuts was stunned for a moment, and then nodded heavily.

Holding in both hands Ergouzi's... Ten Thousand Years Treasure Stinky Tofu, he walked towards Li Wanjun with heavy steps.

Ergouzi was very excited when he heard this scene. He almost jumped up and shouted to the group of Cangyun soldiers that the emperor was still alive.

He just wanted to jump up, but for some reason, several Cangyun soldiers pressed him down with their hands, as if they were afraid that he would jump up.

There was even one person who directly grabbed Er Gouzi's mouth to prevent Er Gouzi from shouting excitedly.

"What is this? It stinks so much!" Hou Xiaoqi stood aside and immediately blocked her sense of smell when she smelled the smell.

She knew clearly that this was the smell they had smelled when they came here before.

"Where is this stinky tofu? It smells so strong." She couldn't help complaining.

When Nu Nut walked in front of the withered old man and Li Wanjun, Nu Nut saluted the withered old man, then turned to Li Wanjun and said:

"Brother, before we die, our dog brother wants you to try this piece of stinky tofu that he has treasured for thousands of years. One bite will refresh your mind. Two bites will never fatigue you. Three bites will make you immortal. Eat the whole piece and you will become an immortal. , it is a rare good medicine for cultivation."

"It didn't enjoy much happiness in its life, but we have to fulfill its last wish before it died."

He stretched out the stinky tofu in his hand in front of Li Wanjun: "Please help us fulfill Brother Dog's last wish!"

Li Wanjun almost fainted from smelling the stinky tofu in front of him.

Damn it, my arm is broken, so you can’t stop cheating me!

Also, how can this be stinky tofu? Is there such a smelly stinky tofu?

Perhaps sensing Li Wanjun's inner thoughts, Nu Nuo said in a heavy voice: "Don't worry, as the saying goes, the stinker the stinky tofu is, the more delicious it tastes. This is definitely a godsend."

"Brother Dog has always said that if you eat this, your injuries will be healed!"

Hearing these words, Li Wanjun was stunned for a moment.

If you eat this thing, your injuries will be healed?

"Humph, you're lying. Can you believe what a dog says?" the haggard old man snorted coldly.

"Um...Uncle Master, what Nuts said is true..." At this moment, Lu Shan, who was standing aside, suddenly said.

When Du Hao was a little confused, Lu Shan continued: "Although this dog is very unreliable, the things he makes are indeed medicines. He once made stinky tofu for us to eat. After eating it, , all the hidden illnesses I had before have been cured."

As he said that, he extended his wrist to his uncle: "If you don't believe me, you can take a look. The hidden disease on my arm that I left from practicing martial arts when I was a child is gone now."

The haggard old man was stunned for a moment after hearing this, and quickly grabbed Lu Shan's arm. Upon checking, he suddenly felt horrified.

His secret disease, which his senior brother and Lu Shan's master had not thought of a solution for so many years, was cured by a dog?

Seeing his master's face, Li Wanjun also knew that what the nut in front of him said might be true.

It's just... this stinky tofu looks really hard to swallow...

Just the smell alone makes me feel like I'm going to faint...

How can I say this?

The haggard old man took a deep breath and said to Li Wanjun: "Wanjun, you should try it."

"Master, I..."

"Your injury is too serious. Even if the arm is repaired, it will still have hidden diseases in the future. If what your uncle Lu Shan said is true, you might as well give it a try."

His eyes flashed: "If it doesn't work, I'll help you find your place!"

"No one can bully our Mangniu Quanjin lineage!"

The tyranny revealed in his words made everyone in Cangyun tremble.

Li Wanjun looked ugly, holding the piece of stinky tofu that Nut gave him in his hand, looking very disgusted.

"But Master, this..."

Snapped!

Before Li Wanjun could finish speaking, a smirk suddenly appeared on Nut's originally sad and serious face, and with a snap, the stinky tofu in Li Wanjun's hand was directly put into his mouth.

"Well!"

As soon as the stinky tofu entered his mouth, a strong stench filled his entire mouth. Li Wanjun wanted to spit it out, but Nu Nuo quickly said:

"Don't vomit! Don't you know that good medicine tastes bitter? This is Brother Dog's long-lasting Tibetan medicine. It's normal for the taste to be stronger!"

After hearing what Nu Nu said, Li Wanjun still resisted the desire to vomit and slowly swallowed the stinky tofu.

Then...

I heard Li Wanjun's arm crackling, and the arm that had been broken into pieces was directly connected in an instant!

Li Wanjun's face lit up, he twisted his arm and found that it was even stronger than before!

It's like a re-creation!

"So magical?" Li Wanjun said in surprise, not paying any attention to the stench in his mouth.

A gleam flashed in his eyes, and just when he was about to say something, he saw many Cangyun members looking at him sympathetically. In addition to sympathy, there were also many evil smiles on their faces.

"What are you..." Li Wanjun was confused.

A smile broke out on Scabbard's stern face, and he said to Li Wanjun: "As long as the injury is healed, the most important thing for us Cangyun is to convince others with virtue!"

"That's right, you can convince others with virtue!"

Others followed suit.

Afterwards, not only them, but also Lu Shan and other instructors silently said:

"We can't let ourselves do things like eating shit. Everyone who sees it has a share..."

Seeing that Wanjun's injury had healed, the withered old man quickly said to the nut: "Do you still have this magical stinky tofu? Is there more? Forget it, let the dog come over, I will discuss the price with it personally!"

"ah?"

Nuts was stunned.

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