Rebirth of the Urban Mad Immortal

Chapter 359: This emperor calls it Fang Shi!

That night, the entire Cangyun Base was singing and dancing. ,.

Bonfire, barbecue, wine, music...

Although this is in the deep mountains and old forests and is not as good as those bars and clubs, it still has a unique flavor.

Scabbards and Glasses and the others gathered around the campfire to crack the calf, where Nut continued to bite the big leg of a roasted wild boar. Others raised their glasses frequently, and even some leaders of the Cangyun Army also Laugh in it.

"Damn! Can you find some good wine? What kind of wine is this? Why does it smell like horse urine?" Ergouzi drunkenly threw an empty beer bottle far away, and the glass shattered on the ground. .

Many people in the Cangyun Army were originally in awe of this talking dog. After all, this was Instructor Du's dog, and it could also speak human language.

But after talking for a while, they discovered that this husky was really funny, and he quickly integrated into their circle.

"Let me tell you, back then, this great emperor drank the immortal brew from heaven. It was something that ordinary people couldn't drink. One sip refreshes the mind, two sips never fatigue, three sips lead to immortality..."

"That's the kidney treasure!" Before Er Gouzi could finish speaking, everyone in the army shouted to Er Gouzi in unison, which stunned Er Gouzi.

"Kidney treasure? What the hell is that? Forget it, but that fairy brew, tsk tsk, is really nostalgic..." As he said that, Er Gouzi took a bottle of beer, his mouth opened, and he was very 'pretty' He accurately took off the cap of the beer bottle and started drinking by himself.

"By the way, let me tell you a secret. Did you see Lao Gao sitting over there dancing? I discovered a special hobby of his." Ergouzi pretended to be mysterious.

"Brother Dog, what's your hobby?" Nuts was a little interested and took the initiative to ask.

Er Gouzi's eyes were ethereal, like a well-educated dog. He cleared his throat and said, "This fact is a secret. I won't tell ordinary people."

Seeing Er Gouzi like this, the Cangyun soldiers who had already figured out some of Er Gouzi's character reacted instantly and respectfully said to him quickly: "Brother Gou, just tell me."

"Yeah, tell me, our dog brother is so handsome, he must know some shocking secrets!"

"Our Cangyun base has not been able to make a single ripple for half a year. Brother Gou, you see that you are so temperamental. Please satisfy our curiosity and let us listen."

In response to everyone's compliments, Ergouzi nodded with a "cowardly" look on his face: "Well, seeing how frank you are, I will sacrifice my life to tell you."

As it spoke, it grinned, revealing its sinister fangs: "Let me tell you, Lao Gao, he actually likes..."

"What do you like?" Everyone gathered around and listened carefully, for fear of missing any small details.

"I actually like to eat shit!"

"..."

Ergouzi saw the change in everyone's expressions and was very pleased. He chuckled and said, "I didn't know about this at first, but who is this great emperor? Nine thousand years in heaven and tens of thousands in mortal world." If you do some calculations, you will know that Lao Gao has this special hobby."

"And this shit is not an ordinary shit. It has been made into a square shape by man-made characteristics. This emperor calls it square shit!"

It shook its head regretfully and sighed: "I advise you to stay away from that guy Lao Gao these days. Today, I was accidentally tricked by him and ate a piece of it. Although I vomited it, the smell has been lingering in my heart. From the Emperor’s mouth, it’s really disgusting…”

"The human heart..." Ergouzi looked like he was lamenting the world, leaning on his chair and drinking by himself.

Everyone in Cangyun Army: "..."

"What Brother Dog said...could it be stinky tofu..." A Cangyun recruit asked in a low voice to his comrade next to him.

"It seems... right..." the recruit replied.

"Should we remind Brother Dog? After all, I quite like that food..."

"Forget it, it's better not to remind you. Brother Dog is a proud person. If you expose him to your face like this, he won't bite you to death." The recruit shook his head: "And Brother Dog is Instructor Du's pet. You beat him like this." Brother Dog’s face is the face he slapped Instructor Du.”

After hearing this, the young man's face straightened, he quickly turned his head and shouted righteously to Er Gouzi: "Brother Gou is mighty! Brother Gou is domineering!"

As soon as he said these words, all the Cangyun soldiers who had the same idea as him reacted and quickly responded in unison:

"Brother Dog is mighty! Brother Dog is domineering!"

"Brother Dog is mighty! Brother Dog is domineering!"

Seeing the Cangyun soldiers in front of him worshiping him so much, Ergouzi lit up a cigarette and started smoking. He looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and a smoke ring stood out:

"Oh, you idiot. I'm so helpless. No matter where I go, people admire me."

"Being too handsome is indeed a mistake..."

Beside the bonfire, Gao Fushuai, who was blackmailed by Ergouzi, kept dancing in the square with some Cangyun troops, without knowing anything about what was going on here.

"The vast horizon is my love, and the flowers are blooming at the foot of the rolling green mountains. What kind of rhythm is the most swaying? What kind of singing is the most joyful!"

"Kang is busy with Beibi! Ai Rui plummets! Jump up with me!"

Gao Fushuai kept waving his hands and led the middle-aged Cangyun Army to dance on behalf of the middle-aged Cangyun Army who had never been exposed to such things as square dancing.

…………

In the distance, a little further away from the noisy inner circle, Du Hao was holding a bottle of beer and watching these people quietly without participating in them.

"Mr. Du, why don't you go and have fun?" At this moment, Wu Qin was wearing a military uniform and seemed a little cold. He crossed his arms and walked slowly to Du Hao's side.

After glancing at Wu Qin, Du Hao casually gave Wu Qin a burst of energy to prevent Wu Qin from feeling cold on this cold night. Then he picked up a bottle of beer and handed it to her:

"Thinking about something."

Wu Qin glanced at Du Hao gratefully, and then, following the example of men, he pried the beer open with his teeth.

She is a soldier, and she is a soldier who has fought on the border. Although she is a woman, she is bold and generous in her heart that most women do not have.

"Still thinking about the handsome statue?"

Du Hao paused for a moment. He originally wanted to say that he was thinking about the Dragon King and the First General, but Wu Qin was from the First General, so it was hard to say that, so he nodded along with her words.

Wu Qin sighed deeply, sat next to Du Hao, shook his head and said: "Actually, this matter is not a secret among the entire Cangyun Army, but it's just that I can't tell you in front of those veterans today. "

"After all, they are a group of people who personally followed the commander into the battlefield."

"I know." Du Hao said lightly, "So, I'm waiting for you to tell me..."

"That 'woman' thing."

He raised his eyes slightly and looked at the statue of a woman in the distance of Cangyun Base, wearing armor and holding a long sword.

Wu Qin nodded, took a sip of wine with some melancholy, and said slowly: "That must have been eighteen years ago, when..."

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