Rebirth of the Urban Mad Immortal

Chapter 225 Stinky Tofu

Nanzhou is very big, and it takes nearly half a day's bus ride from the South District to the North District.

Du Hao didn't ask someone to drive him home, let alone drive him home.

At that time, if my parents saw the luxury car I drove back home, I would have to think that I was robbing a bank!

Just because of some unnecessary troubles, and temporarily not being able to let his parents know his identity, Du Hao decided to deal with everything in a low-key manner.

He changed into ordinary clothes that Ye Shishi helped to buy, carried his old bag on his back, and took a bus back to the North District.

In his words, it was low-key. But in the words of Gao Fushuai:

"This kid is definitely pretending to be aggressive. There will definitely be a lot of people who will be slapped in the face by him when he returns home!"

Du Hao didn't want to take Gao Fushuai back with him at first, he just thought of Gao Fushuai's stubborn character, so he had no choice but to bring him with him.

While waiting at the bus station, Gao Fushuai bought two bottles of water from the vending machine and handed them to Du Hao.

"I said, boy Du, why don't you let your parents know your identity? In the days when my uncle had such achievements, his parents would be happy to invite all the neighbors and villagers to dinner."

Du Hao took a sip of water, shook his head and said, "There are some things you don't know. The times have changed. I don't want my parents to know that I haven't studied in the past six months. I only want to grow my power."

"how to say?"

"They...they have some traditions and think that having good grades is the most important thing." Du Hao helped his forehead.

Thinking of my poor academic performance in my previous life, my parents often said that, I was ignorant at the time, and I even wanted to contradict them.

Thinking about it now, parents just hope that they can live better in the future.

Gao Fushuai curled his lips: "Cut, academic performance is nothing, as long as you want it, it's not just a matter of minutes."

As he spoke, he suddenly smelled a very strong stench, frowned, and quickly covered his mouth and nose:

"Damn it! You're right, times have changed, and someone is cooking shit at the station!"

The corners of Du Hao's eyes twitched, following the smell, he turned his head to look.

On the side of the road, I saw a middle-aged woman standing next to a small cart, constantly tinkering with something, surrounded by some children and some adults, who seemed to be waiting.

Du Hao smiled faintly: "It's stinky tofu, you've been out for a while, why don't you even know about this."

"Stinky tofu? It smells like shit, can I eat it?" He didn't believe in evil, so he went to buy some to try.

Just after he finished shopping, Du Hao dragged him onto the bus as soon as he looked at the "Fangshi" in his hand and was hesitating whether he wanted to eat it.

"Fuck! This thing is really delicious! It's charred on the outside and tender on the inside, crispy and juicy. Although it does smell like shit, it tastes so delicious!"

While the bus was driving, Gao Fushuai praised the smell of stinky tofu loudly, but it made the whole bus smell of stinky tofu.

Many fellow passengers frowned. Although they couldn't stand the smell, they didn't say much.

Du Hao frowned slightly: "Put it away and eat it later, it smells so bad."

"It would be good to seal the sense of smell with spiritual energy." Gao Fushuai didn't care, and ate the stinky tofu with big mouthfuls.

Many people thought that he would be finished after eating, but he still bought a lot, making the bus full of smoke.

"Hey! I said, can you stop eating! Do you think it smells good if it makes the whole car smell bad!" Finally someone couldn't take it anymore, stood up and cursed at Gao Fushuai.

Gao Fushuai glanced at the man, curled his lips: "Never mind your business!"

"Do you have quality! Do you know that this is a public place..." An aunt also stood up and accused Gao Fushuai.

Gao Fushuai turned his head: "It's none of your business!"

"You! Why are you full of dirty words! It's so filthy!"

Gao Fushuai turned his head and ignored these people, as if he was proud of eating stinky tofu.

Du Hao rubbed his brows, he was wondering if it was a wrong decision to let Gao Fu Shuai out.

"okay,

Put it away, it will cause public anger later, so as not to cause trouble. "

Gao Fushuai gave the man and the aunt a vicious look, threw a piece of stinky tofu into his mouth, and sealed up the rest, waiting for the meeting to get off the car before eating.

The smell dissipated a lot, and now people didn't bother Gao Fushuai.

The car drove for a while, and when people were drowsy, the bus suddenly stopped.

Sigh——

"Fuck! Driver, how do you drive!"

"Can you drive a car? How can you drive like this!"

People in the car started to complain, but the driver's face was ashen and he couldn't even speak.

boom!

There was a muffled sound, and someone shouted outside the car door: "Hurry up and open the door!"

The swearing was loud, and the driver wanted to kick the accelerator and drive away, but when he saw the jeep blocking the road in front of him, he finally gave up on this idea.

Because, people have guns in their hands!

When the car door was opened, two bastards in the shape of killers came up from under the car with angry faces.

As soon as he got into the car, he slapped the driver in the face a few times, and at the same time cursed: "Damn, tell you to open the door quickly, you are so deaf!"

And the other bastard looked at the people in the car with a cigarette in his mouth, and said with a sneer, "Robbery! Hand over all the money you have on you!" As he spoke, he took the half-meter-long machete in his hand He carried it on his shoulders, as if he would cut you off if he didn't pay you.

This momentum made everyone in the car panic, and some timid women even started screaming.

"Nazy! Call me Nima! Believe it or not, I'll strip you naked to make you feel good!" The gangster who slapped the driver cursed at one of the screaming middle-aged women.

This worked quite well, and the middle-aged woman stopped screaming in fright for an instant, and could only look at the other party in horror.

The two bastards looked at each other in satisfaction, and then took out a big bag from behind: "Put all your valuables in this bag, including wallets, watches and mobile phones! If anyone dares to hide them privately, I will open them for you." It's a scoop!"

Hearing such threats, many people began to take out the valuable things in their hands, as if those things were snakes and scorpions, for fear of throwing them away.

Du Hao frowned slightly. If there is no miscalculation of the time, they should have arrived at the junction of the Eastern District and the Southern District by now. It is not surprising that such robbers do appear here sometimes.

But Du Hao didn't intend to take action to clean them up, not only because his hands were dirty, but most importantly, he just wanted to go home as soon as possible and didn't want to cause more trouble.

"Hey, and you two, hand over all your valuables!"

Du Hao turned his gaze out of the car window, ignoring this bastard directly.

Gao Fushuai, who was sitting outside, smiled, stood up, and was as tall as this bastard.

The bastard's expression changed: "Fuck, who told you to stand up! Sit down for me!" Saying this, the bastard pushed Gao Fushuai.

But this push not only failed to push Gao Fushuai, but also made him take two steps back.

"Hey? Have you practiced yet? Why? Want to make a few gestures?"

Gao Fushuai reached out his hand to signal the bastard to come over, as if he wanted to say something to the bastard.

The bastard froze for a moment, and instinctively stepped forward.

Just when he was getting close to Gao Fushuai, Gao Fushuai opened his mouth and said with a smile; "You idiot!"

A thick stench erupted from Gao Fushuai's mouth, and the bastard couldn't bear it, and fell backwards all at once.

When everyone lamented that Gao Fushuai's move was too ruthless, the expressions of the two bastards changed, and they all swung their knives at Gao Fushuai.

Everyone in the car was shocked, and the man before said sarcastically, "Huh, you deserve it! Just pay the money."

The aunt who was scolded by Gao Fushuai also showed contempt on her face: "It's so stupid to die for a few small money!"

The others also turned their heads away, not wanting to see such a bloody scene.

Gao Fushuai curled his lips and wanted to hurt him? Eat ambitious leopard guts!

boom!

He grabbed the wrists of the two of them at once, and when he was about to hit them hard, Du Hao said slowly:

"Just throw it out."

Gao Fushuai was depressed, and had no choice but to lift the two bastards and throw them out of the bus like chickens.

Everyone was stunned!

This Nima is too awesome!

Who is this man in the red dress? Those two bastards are not his opponents alone? !

I'll go, and throw it out like trash!

Great my brother!

And such a powerful person actually listened to what the child said.

This kid has a background!

Brother Jun twitched his mouth when he saw his two subordinates fly off the bus.

"what happened?"

The two bastards wailed a few times, then quickly stood up from the ground and said, "Brother Jun, there is a man up there who is a practitioner, and he just threw us down!"

"Trash!" Brother Jun snorted coldly, pinned the pistol to his waist, and walked directly towards the car.

Several younger brothers also followed, and at the same time, their faces were very gloating.

Damn Xipi, our boss is here, let's see if you dare to be arrogant!

Brother Jun went to the car and looked around, but no one dared to speak.

They all saw the other pistol on Brother Jun's waist, and some knowledgeable people could recognize it, it was a real gun!

Glancing around, he asked the two bastards, "Which guy threw you two down?"

With the support of the boss, the two naturally gained confidence, pointed at Du Hao, and shouted loudly: "Brother Jun! That's the one! That bastard in red!"

Brother Jun nodded, and strode towards Du Hao and Gao Fushuai with big strides, frowning slightly.

He didn't know why, but he always looked at the side face of the child sitting inside, which was somewhat familiar, but he couldn't remember it all at once.

He didn't care either, and set his sights on Gao Fushuai who was eating stinky tofu.

"Dude, are you the one who threw my two brothers out?"

"Miss your business!"

A strong smell of stinky tofu hit his face, so strong that Brother Jun almost fell to the ground.

This shit! It stinks!

Brother Jun's face was gloomy for a while, and when he was about to say something, he suddenly saw Gao Fushuai's face twisted.

puff!

A loud fart was heard by everyone in the bus.

In an instant, the smell of stinky tofu mixed with the smell of Gao Fushuai's fart, the stench was overwhelming!

But Gao Fushuai looked enjoying.

"Ah! Comfortable!"

Everyone vomited blood.