Rebirth of the Godly Prodigal

Ling Xiaoyi took the phone and looked at the five knives standing in front of him. He said that he was very depressed. The more he answered the phone, the more depressed he was…

“Is Miss Xiaoyi? I am the sales director of Feirou Shampoo Company. I want to ask the members of the Flying Cow basketball team to help me with the shampoo advertisement. I don’t know if it is OK?” said the phone.

Ling Xiaoyi looked at a few people in front of him: “That… sir, can you wait until their hair grows out to study this problem again? And our Young Master has always liked not to advertise…” So five just came out of jail Do you ask them to speak for shampoo?

“Hello, I am the president of the world’s best food company. I want to invite a few stars… Ah, don’t misunderstand, just fine, please ask them to speak out about our company’s new hot little girl, the endorsement price our company can come out 15 million, I wonder if Miss Xiaoyi can help us in the Young Master with a few words…”

Ling Xiaoyi looked at these few people – so a few super-characteristic guys who are suitable for endorsements, what is the little girl?

“Miss Xiaoyi, please be sure to promise the endorsement of our double beer. Yesterday, the three fatty players of the Flying Cow basketball team practiced two blues. This is very close to the meaning of our double beer. You can rest assured that the endorsement costs will never be Less, One Thousand Two Hundred, please be sure!”

Ling Xiaoyi looked at the three fatty… Well, the look of this product will know Hah!

“Miss Ling Xiaoyi, I am a xxx company…”

In fact, according to normal, it must not be allowed to accept advertising endorsements, but Young Master gave these people an annual salary of five million. In particular, Young Master has recently become more and more frustrated. Young Master is not willing to make money, but they secretly contact privately. After that, it should be possible to put money into Young Master’s account. The key is that Young Master never sees how much money is in the card. ……

The last few people quietly decided, or first make a small profit, anyway, so few guys are also released from the prison by Young Master. Obedient is certain, let them not say it is too sloppy…

So soon, there was such a series of advertisements on the TV –

Dafei: “This is a champion era of materialism. Everyone is walking in a hurry. There are not a few head coaches who are not on the sidelines and shouting. The players are holding the hands of the World Cup when they are drunk. Everyone is not hurt enough. The stadium is full of big dogs, even the man of heaven wash your head – you must use flying soft. I am a big fly, I only use flying soft.” Big fly scored 16 points in that game. The fatty flying on the grass must impress the audience. So he had only two millimeters of hairy head. Those hairs look so clean and clean…”

Si Dezi: “The noodles are smashed by the hoe. I don’t accept it. I went to the door to find the theory of hoes. The result was stopped by the hoe. I saw the little steamed buns on the way home. The noodles went up and hit, oh: I can’t beat you, but I can’t beat them. Your son?” The four virtues are very cumbersome. The endorsement of this little gimmick, especially with his little eyes that look extremely ugly, can definitely make people think of the little girl from the little girl. ―So the smashing little girl soon got a nickname: wretched little girl…

Although this nickname is wretched, it is easy to remember…

Three fatty: “Double beer, one for two. I have been drinking it!” The screen shows his classic double irrigation, so the whole country watched the sports fans of this ad, the most common when drinking beer. The one sentence is: “Boss, come a double storm! Not violent!”

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The Flying Bull basketball team advertised in a frenzy, and the search volume on the Internet about the Flying Bull is also rising.

In fact, this is nothing. Hong Dali is almost always able to do anything. This has already been accepted.

The problem is that this time it is a bit big.

The cause of the incident was a gambler. After watching the friendly game of this Marriott vs. Flying Bull, the slogan before the launch of the counterattack by the Flying Bull was still fresh, that is, the phrase “for Young Master”. However, this product is still an absolute iron powder of Hong Dali. I really like the phrase “powerful miracle” that Hong Dali often said, so he shouted a scream before buying the lottery ticket: “For the Young Master, make a miracle!”

Then the goods got a hundred 300,000…

This thing was initially remembered by the Boss of the lottery store. It must be impressive to say such a vivid example. Boss, who was originally in the lottery shop, didn’t take this too seriously. Buying lottery tickets, more superstitious Yes, when you buy a lottery ticket, you have to lose money.

But the problem is that the guy who shouted “For the Young Master, vigorously miraculous!” is actually true! Also won a hundred 300,000 awards!

This has to be publicized, it must be red banner promotion!

So the lottery shop Boss made a huge banner with the words “The winner shouted ‘for the Young Master, and made a miracle’, and it was a miracle, and celebrated the first 100 300,000 awards!”

The red banner went out and the lottery shop suddenly caught fire!

Those who come to buy lottery tickets will almost all say “For Young Master, make a miracle” before buying lottery tickets, and then the winning rate is soaring, although there is no exaggeration in the first person’s madness in a hundred 300,000, but a few dozens Hundreds of thousands of pieces are not uncommon.

It’s a hundredth pass, and it’s not long before people in this neighborhood are curious: “Where are the people doing it? Before the lottery, they burned incense? Also yelled, ‘For Young Master, vigorously miraculously’, in the end Is there something wrong?” Then there is a clear explanation to him: “You don’t understand this? In the first two days, one hundred 300,000, before the lottery, yell ‘for Young Master, vigorously miracle’, the result Really! Now come here to buy lottery tickets have to shout, some devout will burn incense, pray for Young Master to bless him to win, you don’t say, really smart…”

Then someone sent the matter to the Internet, and the title was called “For Young Master, a miracle, and it was a miracle!” “, and then led to the crowds of people, so there are many people who have the same kind of learning, before the lottery tickets come to such a scorpion, as well as bathing and changing clothes, and then the matter is so far more and more, no After two days, the first god of the world on the Internet, the Doctrine of the Holy Spirit…

Devotionalism, the church has no requirements, the only spontaneous action is that whenever they need to give good luck – for example, interviews, blind date, exams, etc., etc., before going on, they will bathe and change clothes, burn incense and worship And then often it really has good luck coming.

At the beginning, there were only a few hundred people in the body of the gods. As a result, the effort rose to more than 3,000 in a few days. After that, the number of people spread more and more, and the number of people began to grow by tens of thousands. Participants from student civil servants to government officials To the farmers to handicrafts, it is everything.

These people have reached a point of desperation for Hong Dali, and soon Hercules has grown to the scale of more than a million people and continues to grow. People who join the Hercules usually try to imitate Hong Dali. It is their rule of conduct. It is the basic style to feed the stray cat stray dog. It is the basic style, not to mention the basic requirements – you don’t say These people’s luck index happiness index has really grown rapidly, so the more they spread the more God, the number is increasing…

Thousands of songs, vigorously teach it, full of posts are such posts –

“Hercules, bless me, I can meet a big beauty tomorrow, and I will be jealous of you! For the Young Master, I will make a miracle!”

“Young Master, bless me, I will pass the interview tomorrow, and I will starve to death if I don’t pass it. I hope that the interviewer will see me pleasing to the eye. For the Young Master, I will make a miracle!”

These are just general, more exaggerated and more reliable –

“Trust Young Master, have eternal life, after the death, the original full of blood full buff resurrection! For the Young Master, vigorously miraculous!”

“The domineering pure man is our guiding light, our Noah’s Ark, our Jesus Christ to come to the Buddha, for the Young Master, to make a miracle!”

“From the time of Xiaolong, I have been drinking this bottle for so many years. I will come back with a bottle for the first time. Thanks to Young Master, thank you for the central tv, thank you for the foundation of Kiribati, thank you… for the Young Master, a miracle!”

In the end, the more it is passed, the more it is, the more it is the legend of is legend –

“Trust Young Master, do not hang the subject, Young Master, pure man, iron and blood man. People are good brother, father, good son, can stand on the fist, can walk on the arm! One year old can kill chicken, three years old to build a plane. Five years old Open the tank, wear iron clothes at the age of six. The power is unrecognizable and lonely, and the self-satisfied and unrequited Jianghu. The head is silent and looking at the green hills, the wild beast in the mountains is mourning. Young Master has become a myth, and the ancient story has been passed on for the Young Master. miracle!”

“Young Master, I am a hard farmer. We haven’t rained for half a month. Please ask Young Master for some rain. For the Young Master, do a miracle!” Then it is said that it was really the next day. It’s raining……

So that one passed one, and in the end, the most fascinating thing to ask for the Young Master soul appeared.

“Young Master, reward me with a baby. I have been married to my husband for six years. I hope that Young Master will bless, for the Young Master, vigorously make a miracle!” Of course, the specific effect, this is not good for anyone…

In reality, the Pope teaches that the communication is so fast that often the acquaintances meet, they will pass a “you know” look, then make a wry smile, press down the voice and say hello: “Did you worship today?”

Then another person will always answer this question: “By the way, for the Young Master, vigorously miraculous!”

If you have not joined the Hercules, it will become like this –

“Hurry to worship Young Master, it’s better than worshipping the god of wealth! We teach people to worship every day, and now we have won every day. Ah, of course, my heart is still not pious, the lottery is not in the middle, but drink, almost Ten times and ten times can be ‘a bottle again’, the spirit is very!”

“Really? Is it so exaggerated? Then how can I add?”

“Follow me, for the Young Master, make a miracle!”

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