Rebirth In Hollywood

As schools across the United States are on holiday one after another, the hottest summer season of the year is coming again. However, after entering June, the most striking thing is not the sci-fi production "Terminator 2", which will be announced to premiere on Independence Day. It is not the red giant bear that is gradually approaching the end of the empire, and it is not the Kuwait oil field that is still burning. The first song to detonate the whole summer season is a single.

"Good evening, listeners, this is the National Public Radio music special program, I'm your old friend Mark Winster, music is the bridge between people, music can wash people's hearts, a song A song like the sound of nature can make everyone memorable, and a good song can accompany you to sleep, what is a good song? Don't worry, I will listen to Mark's recommendation for you!"

"Maybe people are going to complain, Mark, what the hell are you recommending, it's all eighties songs! Can you please stop recommending Madonna and Whitney Houston, I've heard enough! Well, today Mark It fulfills your wishes and recommends a new song, a new song by an eleven-year-old boy, from Ryan Jenkins, yes! You heard that right, this Ryan Jenkins is the Los Angeles boy Ryan Jenkins. Okay, Before playing the song, a piece of advice for everyone, if you are eating or drinking, please swallow it immediately, or you will be at your own risk."

"Please enjoy the first single "he" of the super genius!"

The playful and brisk music reached countless people's ears through the radio. It was just a prelude that attracted the attention of a considerable number of people, but when Ryan's pure and hoarse singing sounded, most People began to open their mouths.

"He is the brightest star. He is rising and speaking beautifully, but his wonderful language is shocking. It turns out that it is the ice that can hurt people for thousands of years!

The light flickered and the alarm bell rang, and he was like the eyes of a dragon, staring at innocent children and beautiful women, inflicting slanderous torture on them..."

he? Who is he? The person who heard this song immediately flashed a handsome face and the appearance of a smart and tricky boy, and couldn't help laughing.

The staff who were overwhelmed by the heavy workload unloaded their burdens in laughter; the children who were entangled in the confusion of adolescence became cheerful again in laughter; the workers who were shrouded in unemployment, gradually became more and more cheerful in laughter. Confidence restored.

As countless music critics have said, a good song always resonates with people. This song is catchy, but it is playful, light and full of irony. It makes people unconsciously think of Ryan Jenkins and The conflict between Tom Cruise comes.

They seemed to see a thin boy bullied by an adult star, but unable to fight back. They could only sing such a song and run away from the star, leaving nothing but ridicule.

With the help of Disney's channels, this single was quickly sold in major record stores, and with such a booing head in front of them, how could the big newspapers and tabloids let them go? Big TV replayed footage of the conflict.

For a time, Ryan Jenkins and Tom Cruise became well-known names in the streets of the United States. Even if they went to interview the homeless on the street, they could tell a thing or two about the past between the two.

But the difference is that Ryan is on the side of justice again. After all, there is not a single curse word in the whole song, and the tune is not gloomy and vicious. It is more like a child's naughty work.

Tom Cruise has once again become the object of public criticism. I don't know which tabloid actually bought the best Jenkins couple. They took the initiative to break the news,

I am not Ryan Jenkins' parents, and I did it because I was instructed to get a lot of money.

Although there is no evidence pointing to Tom Cruise, the media still used vague words such as 'maybe', 'probably' and 'maybe', and couldn't wait to buckle the hat on the head of Buttercream.

In order to attract attention, these guys don’t care if they frame the Lord, let alone, this matter may not be a frame.

It has to be said that the evil result of Tom Cruise missing Pie Kingsley in this life has been revealed. The current managerial crisis public relations ability is limited, which makes him more and more passive, and even some of his fans are interviewed. Expressed his disappointment with his idol.

"I'm very disappointed. I've always liked Tommy, but I don't understand why he's an adult superstar, why he has to deal with minors so deliberately. Such a person is not worthy of my continued worship!"

With such a topical and controversial song, it is difficult to keep it from becoming popular. What's more, the quality of this song is definitely the best choice. In addition, after more than a year, whether it is a book fan or a movie fan, Ryan has a number of Numerous die-hard fans who couldn't help in his conflict with Tom Cruise but could support their idols by buying singles.

There are even many media who have asked Ryan whether he is Tom Cruise through various means. Ryan is not an idiot, and naturally he will not admit it. Anyway, everyone is tacit.

Maybe adults listen to it and put it aside for a while, but in the eyes of teenagers, this is a rare good song, especially this ingenious way of fighting back, it is more suitable for their tastes, you know, now ** Eminem has not debuted , Little Taylor is not even a loli, this playful way of swearing without swearing is extraordinarily eye-catching.

And teenagers are the main consumer group in the entertainment market, and Ryan is also known as a super genius. The sales of this single can be imagined.

After the first week, "he" sold 113,000 copies, which is incomparable with long-established singers, but for newcomers in the music world, it is already a very good result.

It makes people laugh and cry. This song has become the first choice for scolding people. Many teenagers have modified the lyrics, added the objects they hate, and hummed them everywhere, which made the influence of this song continue to expand. boosted sales of singles.

After the latest issue of the bulletin board came out, "he" sat directly in the seventh position.

Just compared to the song, almost all the media focus on the singer, after all, the boy is so surprising, even since the video of his conflict with Tom Cruise was exposed, most people know him He also has extraordinary creative talent in music, but he didn't expect him to actually release a single, or in such a jaw-dropping way.

After the new issue of "Rolling Stone" magazine was published, it only briefly evaluated the songs, and the main target was still placed on Ryan Jenkins.

"There is no doubt that "he" is an excellent song. Ryan hummed with ease, showing the song's agility and mischief. Even if his singing has some flaws, don't forget that he I'm only eleven years old this year, and it's rare to be able to do this at this age."

"Besides, Ryan is not only the singer but also the songwriter, and this single should just be a test of the waters, presumably the LA boy will be releasing his own record soon."

Compared to other media, Mick Taylor of the Los Angeles Times got the scoop again, revealing in an entertainment column: "We know from inside Disney that 'he' is Ryan's press conference at Disney. , after returning to the lounge, it took only half an hour to compose, considering that he once spent more than half an hour in the Hilton Hotel, composing another song, maybe we should call him Mr. Half Hour?"

"Obviously, Ryan Jenkins is God's masterpiece. He has outstanding artistic talent and has shown extraordinary accomplishments in literature, film, music, etc. He is a treasure given to Hollywood by God."

A few days later, Hollywood Records was also interviewed by reporters, according to music director John Burns.

"Yeah, we signed a record deal with Ryan, and 'he' was really a test of the water. What? Sales? No, no, no, not what we expected at all, how good this song is. , how good Ryan is, I think everyone in the United States knows that, doesn't it? In my opinion, Ryan has a rare musical talent, even far beyond writing and acting, among his peers, he is the best ."

"Yeah, I have something to say to him, Ryan, you should put all your energy into your music, where you can achieve amazing things. Well, let's just hope his book fans and movie fans don't do that angry."

"Ryan's album? Not going to be released anytime soon. The reason? It's simple, he's in a voice change now, and we have to protect his vocal cords. Yes, as long as the voice change period is over, we'll put an album on the agenda. ."

"Come on? No, actually, Ryan's got the album song ready, that's right! All the lyrics and music will be done by him."

As time went on, the song became more and more popular, and after the second week, "he" unexpectedly climbed to the top of the Billboard chart, and Ryan had his first number one single. , and the sales of singles reached 250,000 copies. Hollywood record companies finally saw the light and found an opportunity to take a share of the record market.

"Reed, the record company is ready to put the album on the agenda as soon as Ryan Jenkins' conditions permit, I don't care for any reason, there must be someone who will serve him during the voice change period and give him feedback in time. "

Disney is holding a board meeting, and as the heads of recent key projects, Reed Myers and Carter Eisner were allowed to make an exception, and it was CEO Michael Eisner who spoke.

"Carter, when will the sequel to Home Alone begin?" he asked his nephew.

"Ryan refused the request to star, he has authorized us to write the script and make the sequel." Carter quickly explained, "Actually, Ryan has grown too fast in the past year, and he is really not suitable for continuing, whether in terms of height or appearance. Playing such a funny and cute child character."

The Disney directors reminisced about Ryan's current appearance and nodded, and indeed it would be a disaster to cast him in the sequel.

"He suggested us a suitable candidate, though," Carter added. "Macaulay Culkin, who was in Uncle Buck, we've been in contact with, and it's OK, of course, not with Ryan. Compare."

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