Raise the Dead as Wife

Old Man Sun pointed to the stove at the door and said, "Go and drink some medicine. It's been simmering for so long, it's almost done."

I looked at the gradually darkening sky outside and thought to myself, the matter of the Old Man Sun must have taken a really long time.

Old Man Sun waved his hand: "Don't be anxious, come with me to see a friend tonight. Coincidentally, that friend of mine is a martial arts grandmaster, you can learn martial arts from him in the future."

I said in surprise, "I don't think so. How would I have the time to learn kung fu? I still have to look for the female ghost's tear at night. Furthermore, my kung fu doesn't have any flaws."

Old Man Sun walked over and suddenly swept my leg, tripping me to the ground. He said with disdain: "You call that, it's flawless?"

I patted my sore butt and muttered, "Fine, I'll just study then. However, I won't pay the tuition fee."

Old Man Sun laughed: "Don't worry, my friend is also an old man. He owes me a debt, how would he even know how to take your tuition?

"What are you doing? Go take a shower and check out how smelly you are."

I touched my face with my hand and smelled it again. There was a stinky smell of chicken shit, and when I thought about the chicken ass I felt a wave of nausea in my stomach.

After taking a bath, I carried the Black Bag and left with Old Man Sun. We headed towards the home of the martial arts grandmasters as he said.

Old Man Sun did not buy any cars, only an ugly van. No one knew where he had spent all the money he had earned.

Along the way, Old Man Sun told him: "My friend is called Xia Honglei, he is an expert in Eight Trigrams Palm and close-combat. You should be more polite later, call him Grandpa Xia, okay?"

I replied, "Yes."

The van sped along, and in less than half an hour, it arrived at Xia Honglei's house.

Xia Honglei was on an old street, and all the houses around him were four-sided courtyard.

I thought to myself, this is an old man who can enjoy life, unlike the Old Man Sun, who keeps watch over the coffin shop every day.

Old Man Sun should have informed Xia Honglei in advance. At this moment, Xia Honglei was standing at the entrance of the Four Great Academies to welcome us.

Xia Honglei looked even older than the Old Man Sun. On his skinny body, was a head of snow-white hair.

I looked at the emaciated Xia Honglei, who looked as if he could be blown away by a gust of wind, and I wondered what he could teach me.

Old Man Sun walked over and laughed: "Old Xia, it's been so long since we last met. You are getting more and more useless now."

Xia Honglei held onto Old Man Sun's hand and greeted him: "Old Sun, you are still as tough as ever. Now, I can't compete with you anymore, haha."

Following that, Xia Honglei looked at me and asked: "Who is this little friend?"

The Old Man Sun introduced: "Although you have learnt half of my skills as a new disciple, you are always clumsy and have too many flaws in your punches and kicks."

Seeing Old Man Sun give me a meaningful glance, I could only go over and softly say, "Grandfather Xia, my name is Qin Yun."

Truly, he had been pretending to be a grandson!

Xia Honglei laughed: "Young man, not bad, you look like a genius, quickly go in.

"Coincidentally, my grandson's daughter came over today. Her culinary skills are quite good, so you guys should eat more later."

With that said, Xia Honglei called for us and headed inside the house.

He walked straight into the courtyard. It was a room that was directly facing the door.

In the room, there was a large round table, and the round table was filled with exquisite dishes. For a moment, I drooled from craving.

There are several things I like to eat, such as chicken chestnut stew, pork feet stewed with beans, fish tofu...

I couldn't help but exclaim secretly. This Xia Honglei's grandson's daughter's culinary skills are really not bad.

After Xia Honglei invited us to sit down, he shouted towards the kitchen: "Xiaofang, the guests are here, what are you still busy with? Come out quickly and let's eat together."

Hearing Xiaofang's name, I immediately thought of a song. It was a village girl. She was also called Xiaofang …

It was only when Xiaofang's granddaughter walked out of the kitchen that I realized she was actually an acquaintance.

Never would he have thought that Xia Honglei's granddaughter would actually be the policewoman, Xia Fang.

At the moment, Xia Fang was not wearing a police uniform, she was wearing a light blue cartoon T-shirt and clean denim shorts, looking extremely cute.

In particular, the apron around her waist added a bit of virtue to her, giving her a mature temperament.

When Xia Fang saw me, she was also very surprised and exclaimed, "Why is it you?"

Without waiting for me to reply, Xia Honglei asked: "Before this, did you know each other?"

I replied, "Yes, Xia Fang is me …"

This time, it was Xia Fang who interrupted me.

Xia Fang walked over, and with one hand on my arm, she instantly lifted me up from my seat.

Xia Fang looked at Xia Honglei and explained: "Grandfather, he's the boyfriend I told you about before.

What? I felt the heat of's chest on my elbow, and I was stunned for a moment.

When did you become your boyfriend?

Xia Fang grabbed onto the weakness at my waist in a position where Xia Honglei couldn't see and started spinning at different angles.

I knew she was hinting at me not to expose her lies, but it was too much.

Seeing me calmly nod my head, Xia Fang's hand on my waist slowly loosened.

Xia Honglei asked anxiously: "Then do you live together?"

Xia Fang unabashedly nodded, meaning that we are already living together.

Xia Honglei's expression kept changing, and in the end, he said in a low voice: "If that's the case, I'll call your father and forget about the marriage between you and the Lin Family."

Xia Honglei then looked at Old Man Sun, and said softly: "Old Sun, I've let you see a joke."

Old Man Sun laughed: "Every family has its share of problems. I am a lonely old man, how can I have the qualifications to laugh at you? I can't even get enough time to be envious."

After saying that, the Old Man Sun gave me a silent look of praise, indicating that I had done well.

Hearing Xia Honglei's words, I understood the reason for this matter. This Xia Fang definitely wants to borrow my hands to help her push aside the marriage arrangement.

I don't understand, what era is this, why would there be an arranged marriage.

However, previously, Xia Fang had faked her girlfriend in the hospital, but this time I am even with her if I help her pretend to be my boyfriend.

Xia Honglei said in a gentle voice: "Xiao Fang, Xiao Qin, stop standing, sit down first, hurry up and eat or else the food will get cold."

Hearing that, Xia Fang sat down beside me and even picked up a piece of pig's leg for me, looking like a young wife.

I looked at Xia Fang's side view, I know she's only using me, let's each take what we need, and definitely do not take it seriously.