Raise the Dead as Wife

"Big Sis, don't move." I couldn't drag the woman, so I kicked her in the ass.

This move was very effective. The zombie's frail body was kicked away by a meter before colliding with the coffin behind it.

A Qiang once again shook his head like a rattle drum, "No no, you should just do it yourself."

F * ck, I actually expected this bastard to help me again.

The zombie crawled to its feet and stared at me.

After the woman broke free, she placed a hand on her neck. There was blood flowing out of her neck. It was likely that her skin had been bitten off.

The middle-aged man went over and asked with concern, "Wife, are you alright?"

The woman, however, was ungrateful. She slapped the middle-aged man in the face and scolded, "You cold-faced beast who refuses to save a life. I want to divorce you." As he spoke, he ran out the door.

The middle-aged man caught up from behind and said, "Wifey, listen to my explanation."

Seeing that I was the only one left in the room, I also ran out of the mourning hall.

"How did a corpse change in broad daylight?" I was a little puzzled and didn't understand what was going on until I walked out of the mourning hall and saw the sky outside.

He saw that the sky was densely covered with dark clouds, and the ground was shrouded in darkness. Occasionally, there would be lightning within the dark clouds. It was clearly a sign that the storm was approaching.

The majority of the guests in the courtyard had left, and those who stayed behind were all people who were close to Wang Youcai.

Wang Youcai looked at a Taoist in yellow robes and asked: "Taoist, what do you think we should do?"

I remember this yellow-robed Taoist, the fastest one to run was him, he is probably also a cowardly coward.

Sure enough, the yellow-robed Taoist shook his head and said, "Boss Wang, don't ask me. I'm only responsible for conducting the funeral ceremony. I can't do this job."

I had an idea and suggested, "Don't you have a fishing net in your village? Let's first trap the corpse with the fishing net and then burn it with a torch."

Wang Youcai praised, "Good idea, let's do it this way. I'll go find a fishing net."

Lightning flashed and thunder rumbled in the sky. The thunderous explosions were deafening, scaring me to the core.

Very quickly, not only did Wang Youcai find them fishing nets, he also brought over two fishermen wearing bamboo hats. He did not know how many benefits he promised them, the two fishermen were extremely enthusiastic and energetic.

Wang Youcai brought two fishermen and aggressively rushed into the mourning hall. I was worried that my Fifty Thousand Yuan might fail and followed them in.

As far as the eye could see, the mourning hall was empty and devoid of zombies.

Wang Youcai led the fishermen to search the rooms, while calling out to them: "Dad, where are you, come out."

I tugged on Wang Youcai's sleeve and asked: "Boss Wang, when is the Fifty Thousand Yuan that you promised me?"

"Don't be so anxious, my dad will give it to you after you're done." Wang Youcai said impatiently.

A fat pig inside the pig pen was struggling and screaming. Its stomach had already been opened by the zombies, and large amounts of blood flowed out.

Wang Youcai shouted: "Cast the net!"

The two fishermen didn't hesitate and threw out the nets in their hands to wrap around the zombies.

For the two old fishermen, a fishing net was a superb tool for trapping zombies within moments.

The zombie couldn't break free, and was dragged out of the pigsty, howling on the ground.

Wang Youcai poured the food oil he prepared onto the zombie's body, and cried at the same time: "Father, your son originally wanted you to rest in peace. Who told you to be disobedient and jump up and down, you can't burn your son either."

With that said, Wang Youcai lit a piece of paper money and threw it at the zombie.

Wang Youcai cried: "Father, don't worry, let's continue on our journey."

I asked out loud, "Boss Wang, my money?"

Wang Youcai tilted his head: "You, really don't have any human feelings, don't you see that I'm crying?"

I said solemnly, "As long as I can see the money, it won't be a problem for you to make me cry with you."

"He's already so greedy at such a young age, be careful not to die in the eyes of money." Wang Youcai muttered as he took out a stack of bills from his backpack and handed it over to me.

I counted them and smiled, too lazy to bother with him. As long as he had the money, it wouldn't be a big deal if he cursed at him.

Seeing that Wang Youcai was no longer fond of me, I brought A Qiang and left the Wang family.

As A Qiang drove, he burped. Looking at his greasy mouth, I couldn't help but to clench my teeth in hatred.

I haven't eaten a single meal since last night and I'm hungry with my chest against my back.

As I passed a powder shop, I casually handled two bowls and continued on my way.

It was raining heavily along the way, so the car didn't move fast. They didn't enter the city until the next morning.

"Bro, you can stay here for now. I still need to go on a blind date." A Qiang stopped at a place with a bus stop.

I angrily replied, "Alright! You can go now. I wish that you will never return from your blind date." After saying that, I angrily left the truck.

Having a teammate like that could really infuriate a person to death, but the next time, no matter what, he wouldn't be able to work with him anymore.

A Qiang rolled down the window and laughed: "Brother, I am very satisfied with our cooperation this time, we will have time to drink together."

I nodded dumbly as ten thousand mud horses floated in my heart. I was satisfied with your sister.

Walking on the street in a daze, I decided to save some money and take the bus back.

There was a circle of people in front of me, and the crowd was still talking. I looked over and saw that a woman was drunk.

Coincidentally, I still know this woman, her name is Xu Youyou. She was a classmate of mine in university, a school beauty.

"Cousin, your camera angle is so tricky. Are you going to post it online?" The two glasses men beside him smiled vulgarly.

The bespectacled man squatted on the ground as he smacked the ground with his phone in front of Xu Youyou's skirt.

I stopped her and said, "That's enough. You have some quality, alright? Hurry up and delete the photo." We're all classmates, I can't just watch her get bullied without making a sound.

The bespectacled man stood up and provokingly said, "Bro, is this your girlfriend? How unruly. Were you wearing a green hat last night?"

It would be a waste of saliva to talk to such scum. Thus, I leaped over and slapped the face of the eyes man.