Quick Transmigration: Fake Assistance – Dear Female Scholar

Guojia did not announce the fairy tales the first time, but Qingtuan Zige and other official Weibos that had a relationship with Guojia suddenly posted a Weibo at the same time.

-"After the founding of the People's Republic of China, it is allowed to become refined."

Of course, no netizens take this seriously, and the comment area is full of hahaha.

"Tuan Tuan, you forgot to add a dog's head"

"Are you happy now?"

"Booming in a trance, what does this Weibo want to show?"

"Isn't April Fool's Day long past?"

"Does the fairy need to register for an account book when it becomes a fine?/狗头.jpg/"

"Comrade waist disc upstairs, please sit down, there is no need to stand out here."

"..."

Most netizens think this is just a joke, but there is also a small poke that makes people feel uneasy.

After all, the fairies have existed for so long, it is impossible for humans to find abnormalities at all. In fact, some humans have already talked about cross-species and ethnic relationships with fairies.

It's just that they all knew that this kind of thing could not be made public, and they all concealed it tacitly. For this reason, some people even moved their homes several times in order to cover up this anomaly.

Therefore, looking at this Weibo at this time, my heart suddenly shook.

But a short sentence can't tell whether it is good or bad. After all, where ordinary people will pay attention to these, let alone interpret the meaning.

On the second day after Weibo was posted, the State reported that it was preparing to introduce an animal protection law.

This attracted the cheers of a large number of people who love animals.

This law stipulates in detail that animals cannot be abandoned at will. Regardless of whether it is adoption or purchase, registration is required. Any animal that wants to be used must be included in the food quarantine. Pets must be separated from the food they eat, and they cannot be killed and eaten as food.

Don’t abandon it. Taking pets out will leave filth. The owner must clean it up instead of letting its residue affect the city appearance...

On the third day, the country began to choose which city to set as a "pet city" and which cities should ban pets.

This makes some people think that this approach is a bit inexplicable. In every city, there are people who like small animals, and some people don't. Why do they have to be separated?

On the fourth day, a towering city wall suddenly appeared in some secluded mountains and forests, and the earth-shaking changes occurred overnight. People walking inside all had strange ears and tails.

Human curiosity is endless. Although this kind of thing that appears overnight is terrifying, there are always people who can't resist curiosity to pass by and secretly record videos.

Smart tails, hair of various colors, most of them have more delicate facial features than ordinary people, and some "people" still have a pair of wings, and they really take off into the air.

When the people who filmed this scene uploaded the video to the Internet, many people felt that this was just a special effect, but with the emergence of professional professionals, this statement was also broken.

So netizens boiled.

In particular, Guo.jia did not delete comments, banned forwarding and blocked accounts, and did not refute rumors, which attracted much discussion.

At this moment, the country finally issued a statement and threw a heavy bomb at the people.

My country has reached an agreement with the Demon King, and is currently preparing for the fairy account. It is expected that it will be popularized within one month. Please move out of the demon city as soon as possible. If you resist, the demon city will come to force it. take away.

Am I dreaming?

Netizens who watched this announcement thought so.

Some people think this is a joke, but what happened next quickly made them realize that this was not a prank.

Suddenly many animals appeared on the street, cats, dogs, fish, snakes, rats, foxes...many creatures that were obviously enemies, but stood quietly on the street.

The peace ambassador-the peace dove appeared in the air.

They were dressed in uniform, with a work badge hanging on their chests, and a pair of white wings on their backs. Even their hair was white, and their faces were soft and kind, guiding the fairies to leave.

Then, something more mysterious happened...

These flightless animals actually vacated one after another, and some animals could clearly see the updraft under their feet, which made people break the ground.

People reshaped the Three Views in a trance, and as the newly promoted Demon King, Liming was also very busy.

He was playing tricks.

The city was actually built on the day of leaving, but it was hidden by Dawn with a blind eye, and only the fairies could see it.

For the fairies who still pursue the idea of ​​respecting the strong, there is no dissatisfaction with the fairies who have this ability to change heaven and earth as the demon king.

They couldn't beat him anyway.

What's more, it's good to be able to announce their identities like human beings. Is it tiring for them to hide their identities?

Those who don't like to come into contact with human beings, just continue to live in seclusion as usual, and it will not have any impact on their lives.

As pure-minded fairies, they don't think too much.

But not on the human side.

It turns out that cute, well-behaved and clever pets may suddenly become goblins, which makes some people feel that their backs are chilly.

After all, not everyone treats pets as family members. In this case, they naturally feel scared and panicked.

However, because the news did not burst out suddenly, and countries and families came forward to control and control public opinion, everything was not bad.

After all, the family's approach seems orderly, it seems that everything is within the plan, not to mention the fact that the goblins have lived with humans for so long, and they want to kill. People have killed early, and they can't live so peacefully.

The most important thing is...Most pets in the city are cute and cute. This look will unconsciously make humans less alert, and there are basically few fairies that are transformed into humanoids. If you are offline, it's clear at a glance what the result is in this day and age.

And the country’s family specifically screened the “pet city” and moved away if they were unwilling to contact animals.

...

Although this is a blast of news, there are countries and families who come out to control the field, and Liming has schemingly let the show. The fairies exposed are the kind that looks soft and harmless online, and they also make a lot of life. .No. Feeling sick.

Not to mention some people in the city who treat pets as family members. Many of the older generations of them treat cats and dogs as half children. At first they were really shocked, shocked and scared, but such isolation allows them to be able to Calm down and think, and then reluctant, miss, worry.

After all, many goblins usually don’t look very shrewd, stupid and cute, and now they go to other places alone, how can they not worry?

This has caused some pet owners to ask when their hukou can be registered.

Chen Lanlan is okay, because as the owner of the "Demon King", the country is very cautious of her, so she also knows some news that others don't know.

Even if the pet fails to get a good account in the end, it is a big deal to live in Yaodu, anyway, she is now almost a full-time pet blogger, and she can move over if she quit her job.

When the fairy went to the account, it was broadcast live, and this live broadcast also made some people who were still worried laughed with joy.

Most of the fairies are ignorant of being like a child and don't like to live alone. They want to return to their master as soon as possible. Therefore, there are still many people who sign up for the registration this time.

And the questions asked by human beings are all strange.

"If there is a human child in front of you and he wants to pull your beard, what would you do?"

"Wow, the human cub is so terrible, save me by shoveling shit!"

"..."

Humans found that as long as the cub was mentioned, most of the fairies turned out to be frightened, and some were scared to cry just by hearing the name, which is really dumbfounding.

In particular, most of the fairies are not long before they become spirits, and they look like children. They look very pleasing, and people can't wait to take them home quickly.

To be honest, most of the fairies who expect to go back are naturally because the master treats them extremely well, otherwise they will stay in the demon capital directly.

Probably it is telepathic. After getting along for a long time, even if they look like two pets in the eyes of others, they can immediately recognize them. This has caused many pet owners to start claiming their cats in the live broadcast.

Some are still very distressed. Looking at their little fairies, they feel that he must have not had a good life in Monsters, and they are all thin...

Some fairies chose to return to their pets, some chose to stay in the demon city, and some humans also wanted to stay in the demon city. They delusioned that they could not find objects among the humans and looked for them in the fairies. It's better to cheat.

——But going to Yaodu also needs a green card.

Those who have abused and treated animal history will not be mentioned. They will all be blacked out, and the things produced by monsters will never have their share. There are also many other treaties that are prohibitive.

And Guo. Family also began to join forces with Yaodu to resort to a big killer move against the fairy-nine-year compulsory education.

On the human side, a subject specializing in explaining fairies has been added, and on the side of fairies, there is also a special subject on how to get along with humans.

In addition, the foreign language "Chinese. Chinese" was also listed, and Liming also gave the other party a "fairy lingua franca".

What's left is the sparse and ordinary language and mathematics on the human side.

This is like a bolt from the blue for a fairy who just eats, sleeps and has fun all day long.

And Mao Panyu was also enrolled by Liming for a strong system.

Mao Wanwan directly exploded his hair: "I'm not going—"

How old is she? Why go to school? It's still first grade!

Probably he was in a high position, Liming looked very domineering, staring at the cat 菀菀 without blinking, his deep eyes seemed very oppressive.

This made the cat droop from his heart. Pulling down his ears, he stared at him with frail anger: "Why don't you go? And that vixen! Why doesn't she need to go?!"

The last sentence is the point.

After coming to Yaodu, the four fairies all lived together, and 404 began to stick to the dawn every day, making Mao Wanwan very dissatisfied.

"It's not a fairy." Liming stroked and touched 404, "It can neither transform nor speak, nor can it live with other people. There is no need to go."

"As for you..."

"I ask you, how much is 3x5?"

Mao Wanwan looked at Dawn with reluctantly: "...You are embarrassing me."