Qi Meng Xuanji

This kind of extravaganza is a bit of suspicion of cheating, so it is better to put it in the public version. Put the next 50 more sensational ones in a few days. Hehe!

It's the end of the month, everyone still has pink tickets in hand, leave me if you have any!

I was reminded today that I am going to make the new book list, everyone has the trouble of recommending votes to the Violent Fairy, one person!

Guest guest host: Passerby.

1. What are the names of the two?

The Great Devil: Akamishen, once used the names Ji Jianshen, Zhao Jianshen, and Shen Jian

Little Tortoise: Xie Xuanji, Yunge, Ning Yue are all fine

Passerby: As a husband and wife, they have a hobby of changing vests often

2.age?

Big Devil: More than 30.

Little turtle: more than 20.

Passerby: How much is it? !

Little turtle: Ask the woman if her age is not good. Secretly said that the big devil is regarded as an old cow eating tender grass, so don't ask, be careful that he retaliates against you

3. What is the gender?

Big Devil: Male

Little turtle: female

Audience: Isn't this something everyone on earth knows? The number of cheats is not so cheated!

4. What is your character?

Big Devil: It depends on who you are, generally gentle (smiling)

Little tortoise: I am more gentle! (Small whisper) You are obviously a liu, liu, liu canthus, black belly, sinister, and murderous bad guy!

The Devil: (smiling softly) My beloved wife seems to have some prejudices towards me! Not tonight, let's take a closer look

Little turtle: (seriously) I didn't say anything just now!

5. What do you think of the other's personality?

Big Devil: Smart and cute, lazy and headstrong, a little shy and conservative and sometimes bold.

Little turtle: (blushing) My skin is not as thick as you!

Big Devil: You haven't answered the question yet.

Passerby: It seems that I should be the one to urge you

Little turtle: (hesitating) Do you want to listen to the truth or lies?

Big Devil: (Smiling is terrifying) It doesn't matter if you tell the truth.

Little tortoise: (whispering) The truth was just said

Big Devil: Huh? I did not hear clearly.

Little tortoise: loyal and honest, upright, sincere and trustworthy!

Big Devil: Good! (Extend your paw to touch the long hair of the little turtle)

Onlookers: The skin of the little tortoise is also quite thick, so I don’t blush even if I say this

The big devil smiled and looked around the world, it was quiet

6. When was the first time the two met? What location?

Great Demon King: It should be in the Flower Hall of the Bezhuang Mansion of the Zhao King

Little Turtle: I looked 17 years old that year. However, with so many people in the flower hall that day, are you sure you saw me?

Passerby: What does it mean to look 17 years old, how old are you in fact?

Little tortoise: (Despise ing) I said don’t ask women’s age.

7. What is the first impression of the other party?

Big Devil: I didn’t pay attention

Little Tortoise: Harm, what a man is so good-looking for!

The Devil: So you fell in love with me at first sight, why never tell me?

little turtle:

8. What do you like about each other?

Big Devil: I like everything.

Little Tortoise: (Nympho ing) He looks good

9. What do you hate about each other?

The Great Devil: It's not annoying at all.

Little tortoise: Often speaking is nothing.

The sweet words of the big devil brought down large audiences, causing little turtle's answer to be completely ignored.

10. Do you think you have a good relationship with the other party?

Little tortoise: I have never understood, what is the aspect? But literally, we should get along well.

The Great Devil: Although I may not literally understand it the same as you, but I also feel good.

Passerby: What do you understand?

Big Devil: She pays attention to the first word, I pay attention to the next word

11. How to call each other?

Big Devil: Little turtle, Xuanji.

Little tortoise: I usually call the big devil depending on the occasion. In formal occasions, I call him the emperor, my husband, and I and him in private, so I don't need to call him.

demon king:

12. How do you want to be called by the other party?

The Great Devil: Whatever you want to call your husband, the Great Devil sounds good too.

Little turtle: Just call Xuanji

13. If you use an animal metaphor, what do you think of the other person?

Big Devil: Little turtles and pigs sometimes look like foxes (smirking)

Little Turtle: (Blushing) Lecherous villain!

Passerby: Ahem, please answer the question! Hey, the question of impurity is clearly in the last 50.

Little tortoise: Cunning like a fox, sometimes like a leopard, sometimes like a lion.

14. If you want to give a gift to the other party, what would you choose?

Big Devil: The long life lock with my name engraved.

Little tortoise: Why don't you ever forget to wear a collar for me! If you want me to wear it, you can also wear my name engraved!

The Devil: (pointing to the shoulder, smirking) You have left marks on me, why wear more?

Crowd: Don't flirt, I can't stand you! Answer the questions first!

Little turtle: Give me to him.

The Devil: It’s been given once by others, and once by you yourself, but I don’t mind receiving such a gift several times.

15. What gift do you want?

Big Devil: Just she is fine, so that she can do that kind of "belly dance" for me. I decide what clothes to wear.

Passerby: (Thinking together, thinking develops in a vulgar direction) Actually you don't want to wear it.

Big Devil: (smiling) I didn't say anything.

little turtle:

Passerby: The woman, don't avoid the problem! Say it! Say it!

Little turtle: (twisting) Uh, let him listen to me, just one day.

Passerby: (Lenovo becomes more vulgar, smirking) What do you want to do? Queen and slave? **? Wow

The shy little tortoise unbearably gave passerby a brick!

Social harmony

16. Are there any dissatisfaction with the other party? What is it like?

Big Devil: Just don't shrink into the tortoise shell, there is nothing else to dissatisfy.

Little tortoise: Just don't always force me to work, but it's much better now, there is no dissatisfaction.

17. What is your problem?

Big Devil: What's wrong with me?

Little turtle: I'm fine.

Passerby: One cannot be narcissistic to this point!

18. What's wrong with the other party?

Big Devil: I like to shrink when things happen.

Little tortoise: He has a lot of problems because of repeated problems. For example, he likes to coax me.

19. What does the other party do that upset you?

The Great Demon King: I kindly promised things that meaningless people shouldn't, and listened to the instigation of my mother's family against me.

Little tortoise: (staring) loves to hate, loves to be jealous!

20. What do you do to upset the other party?

Big Devil: Force her to do what she doesn't want to do.

Little tortoise: You also know that I will be unhappy if you do this! Humph!

Passerby: Don't digress, little tortoise is your turn! Ouch! Who attacked me behind!

Big Devil: Little Turtle is not something anyone can call.

Little tortoise: (gloating for misfortune) If I get too close to others, he will be unhappy.

21. To what extent is your relationship?

Big Devil: As close as possible, there is as close as possible (satisfied and proud).

Little turtle: default ing

22. Where was the first date for two people?

Big Devil: Water Pavilion in Biezhuang.

Little turtle: Huh? Isn't it the farm outside Ningjing?

auzw.com The Devil: From then on I decided to let you be my woman.

Little tortoise: (gritting his teeth for the arrogance of the big devil) Hmph! But I started to feel about you when I was at the farm outside Ningjing.

The Great Demon King: (Strikingly) That was the place where you kissed me for the first time. Didn't you fall in love with me at first sight when you first met me in Biezhuang?

Little tortoise: Not really! (Shame and angry)

Big Devil: (hands over the little tortoise, smiles) I think we need to discuss it privately and clear the scene!

Little tortoise: (shocked) Uh, what you say is nothing! We still have many questions to answer

23. How was the atmosphere between the two at that time?

Big Devil: Very good! She was fascinated when she saw me, and she would eat whatever I asked her to eat, like a pig.

Little Tortoise: (Dare to be angry but dare not speak)

24. How did it progress at that time?

Big Devil: When I was about to make progress, she ran away

Little tortoise: (small voice) I was scared away by you

25. Where are the most frequent date places?

Big Devil: In the car.

Little tortoise: You have to change your habit of moving me around while I'm asleep!

26. How will you prepare for the other party's birthday?

Big Devil: Little turtle, I never asked, when is your birthday?

Little tortoise: (thinking hard) I don’t know if I am from this life or my previous life, uh, I can ask the uncle.

Passerby: How do you prepare for the birthday of the big devil?

The little turtle refused to answer in embarrassment.

Big Devil: (smiles proudly) She washes herself and prepares her posture and strength.

The little turtle is burning.

27. Which party made the confession?

Big Devil: She.

Little tortoise: How can it be! Obviously you! You just forced me to be your woman without seeing me!

The Great Devil: I think that confession should mean saying "I like you" (smiling)

Little tortoise: (Thinking back hard, finally realized it, shouting deceived!)

28. How much do you like each other?

Little turtle: Well, I like it very much, I want to be with him for a lifetime.

The Great Devil: I think she will always be mine, the next life, the next life too

The two started to sing, and the audience shouted numbly.

29. So, do you love each other?

Big Devil: Love!

Little turtle: Love!

30. What does the other party say will make you feel wrong?

Big Devil: When she took the initiative to hold me and said that she liked me the most.

Little tortoise: When he coaxed me gently, basically I didn’t know anything about what he said (blushing)

31. If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what would you do?

Big Devil: (smiling) completely eliminate all the factors that may cause her to change her heart, and eliminate all opportunities.

Little tortoise: Just ask, if he says yes then we will break up

32. Can you forgive the other's change of heart?

Big Devil: She has no chance. (Full of confidence)

Little Tortoise: There is nothing to forgive or not to forgive. It really happened. It is also something that cannot be stopped. You can only let him go.

33. What will you do if the other party is more than 1 hour late for the appointment?

The Great Devil: Go find her, she probably overslept

Little tortoise: He might be okay, he should send someone to tell me, I'll go back and wait while sleeping.

34. Which part of the other's body do you like best?

Big Devil: (Secretly inging on the little tortoise) Eyes.

Little turtle: (blushing) eyes.

Passerby: (Dissatisfied) Two industrial alcohols!

35. What is the other party's **** expression?

Big Devil: (Looking at the little turtle with deep eyes) When I was affectionate, I couldn't help holding me, begging me.

Little Tortoise: (Hiding the big devil’s mouth hard) Don’t say it, you big pervert!

Passerby: Isn’t the sexiest expression of the Great Demon King, cough cough, also when it’s affectionate?

Little Tortoise: Uh, when he works hard.

Passerby: Do you work? (Smiley)

Little tortoise: (waves and gives him a brick) How do you know h like the bad boys in the discussion board!

36. What makes your heart beat the most when you are together?

Big Devil: There are too many, but I'm afraid she can't stand it anymore.

Little tortoise: (Continues to cover the big devil's mouth hard) No more! ! !

37. Have you ever lied to each other? Are you good at lying?

Big Devil: (smiling) Usually I only tell some white lies.

Little tortoise: I have always been very frank with you, how about you? You just lied to me as a habit, hum!

38. Feel the happiest when doing something?

Big Devil: You can hug her to sleep, and see her by your side in the morning.

Little tortoise: He makes things for me to eat.

39. Have you ever quarreled?

Big Devil: What is the problem? Are there any couples that don't quarrel with each other?

Little tortoise: Exactly!

40. What kind of quarrels are these?

Little tortoise: (furiously answering) Our personal affairs, I won’t tell you!

Big Devil: (snickering)

41. How to reconcile afterwards?

Little tortoise: (continues to rush to answer fiercely) This is also our private matter, I won’t tell you!

Big Devil: (Continues to snicker)

42. Do you still want to be a lover after reincarnation?

Big Devil: Hope (squinting at this little turtle).

Little Tortoise: Uh, if it's destined

Big Devil: I will not give you to others, and you will not do if you agree!

Little Turtle: I didn't say I really wanted to be with Yue Ni.

Big Devil: Not even with others!

43. When will you feel that you are loved?

Big Devil: She took the initiative to make love to me, take care of me.

Little Tortoise: Remember what I said, try to get along with me in the way I like.

44. When will you think that maybe he doesn't love me anymore?

Big Devil: I said I won't give her a chance to change her heart.

Little turtle: Uh, he shouldn't change his heart

Big Devil: I will definitely not change my heart!

45. How do you express your love?

Big Devil: I can answer, but I'm afraid she will be shy.

Little turtle: You don't need to answer (hiding your face).

Passerby: The woman has not answered the number of times, don't avoid the question!

Little Tortoise: Let him do things that will make me shy (blushing)

46. ​​Which flower do you think matches your partner?

Big Devil: No flower can compare to her.

Little turtle: poppies. It's bad and beautiful.

47. Is there anything concealing each other between the two?

Big Devil: No, even if there is, it is for her good.

Little tortoise: I don’t have any, woooooo! You don't know how powerful the big devil is, how can I hide him.

48. What kind of complex do you have?

Big Devil: Does she count.

Little turtle: Uh, make money and sleep.

49. Is the relationship between the two recognized or extremely secret?

The Great Devil: Open, all the world knows

Little turtle: Yes (nodding).

50. Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Big Devil: Of course it will.

Little turtle: How far is that always?

Big Devil: Little Turtle

Little turtle: Yes, yes.

Passerby: Why does it seem reluctant?

Big Devil: I said that she is rather shy!