Yu Yan has always felt that the most person he could meet was Lu Xiuhe.

Literally, as long as he is in front of you, as long as his mouth is empty, he seems to be able to talk about the destruction of the earth.

Now Yu Yan finds that there are people outside the sky.

After playing for two hours, the new boss's mouth never stopped.

"Small words, my brother will give you a first aid kit. I will please and please you. If I fall, you will help me."

"Small words, let's go for a drive in the game. When I go to Manyang next time, I will take you for a ride."

"Small words have ass? I'll trade my heart for you."

The words refer to the gun **** of m4.

Even if Yu Yan is stupid, he can see that the other party intentionally said these ambiguous words.

Although the barrage worked well, he didn't want to attract the audience in this way.

"Boss." He politely, surrendered half-belt, "I gave Number One just now, if you find it again later, it will be for you, don't **** me."

Zhou Yan paused, jokingly: "Aren't you always **** number one, how can it be to me, don't treat it differently."

Unexpectedly, the other party would also pull in Yi Chen, Yu Yan was silly for a moment.

Does he usually talk to 1 like this? no……

Yi Chen: "N direction, someone."

Yu Yan returned to God and quickly opened the mirror and looked in the direction he said.

As soon as he aimed at the opponent ’s helmet, he heard a bang, and Yi Chen had taken the lead to headshot.

"The boss is awesome." Lu Xiuhe said, "I feel that you get up to speed very fast. When I play for twenty hours, I am not as good as you."

Yi Chen didn't speak, still looking at the opposite, the system did not jump to kill, indicating that the enemy still has teammates.

Yu Yan absent-mindedly changed his gun and was ready to see if he could make up for it. Suddenly a sound came from his ear.

He lingered for several seconds before returning to God: "Someone, come closer!"

Unfortunately, it was too late. As soon as his words fell, a fierce gunfire sounded around him, and Zhou Yan was knocked to the ground.

Yu Yan immediately hid behind the stone, relying on the sound of the gun just to find out the enemy ’s position. After reporting the point, Lu Xiuhe responded quickly, and had already pulled out the thunder: "Xiao Yan, I thundered You watch out and kill them as soon as you show them. "

Yu Yan: "Okay."

Although Lu Xiu and the technique are average, the two have been playing for a long time, and there are still some cooperation. Just one time, two times, and the two enemies that came up were killed by them.

Lu Xiuhe said: "They are not directly eliminated, there should be another person."

"There, the teammates went." Yi Chen marked a point. "Behind this tree. I just missed it."

Zhou Yan snorted: "You are too foody, I just saw someone and hit two shots. Unfortunately, my pistol is not good. If you give me 98k, you will die opposite."

"So don't grab a gun if you don't play. Just eat chicken in the live broadcast room. It's a waste of team resources."

boom--

The gunshot seemed to strike Zhou Yan's face, and a line of white text jumped out of the screen.

[Y11iic eliminated b8129_s with kar98k]

Yu Yan raised his corner of his mouth and whispered, "Great."

[This boss has a lot of nonsense, can the anchor stop taking him? 】

[I also ironic 1 boss, who is not from novice. And 1 kills people, what have you done? 】

[The anchor is pressed by this gun, the mouse is about to fall to the ground ......... I am serving. 】

[This new boss is very cumbersome to talk about. I just saw some water friends pulling him and the anchor together. Come on, can it be poured into the mouth, whether it is sugar or shi? 】

Zhou Yan frowned impatiently. He took two deep breaths before continuing: "Small words, come and pull me, quickly."

Someone was closer, and there was a stand on the opposite side. No one dared to come and help him. This was the second time he was knocked down. He was almost at the bottom of his blood.

Yu Yan was preparing to pass, but the people around him were faster than him.

Yi Chen: "I'm here, you lick your bag."

Yu Yan said, "Okay, then I'll lick the two bags across. What do you need? I'll bring them back for you."

"Bullet bag, m4 butt."

"it is good."

Zhou Yan looked at the people who came over and was happy: "You really don't know how to play. Do you have m4? What's the use of m4's gun butt?"

Yi Chen didn't say anything, squatted down and helped him.

It takes ten seconds to help teammates. In the last three seconds, Zhou Yan opened the inventory and was ready to pack.

Who knew that when the countdown reached the last second, the people around him somehow stepped back and interrupted the rescue.

Zhou Yan froze, watching his red blood continue to fall, seeing that he was going to die, anxious: "What are you doing? The rescue is broken!"

"Huh?" The character next to him turned around, and the man's voice was loose. "I'm a novice, I don't know much."

That's what it says, but if he supports immediately after the interruption, there is still a vitality.

He turned around in exactly the same way, and there was no intention of helping him again.

Zhou Yan stared, watching his character drop the last trace of blood, and then fell to the ground, with an extra box around him.

Yi Chen bent over, licked his m416, and asked him, "Did you see m4 now?"

[1 The boss is so handsome, I love it. 】

[Intentionally pit teammates? It's really disgusting, those who wish you well will meet such teammates in the future. 】

【really? Can I really meet a noble teammate like Boss in the game? 】

[The rainbow farts in the front are collected, and the smell is here for me. 】

[If the anchor is female, would this person have been sexual / harassing / harassing before? This teammate does not kill what to keep, 1 boss domineering. 】

Zhou Yan watched Yi Chen finish licking his bag, then ran to the hill opposite, and got the m4 **** from Yu Yan.

"No, what does that mean? Intentionally?"

Yu Yandao: "He is a novice, not intentional."

Zhou Yan: "Is he mentally handicapped? No one will play any games?"

"Cheng, in this case, let's play both of us and see who will kill each other first."

Yu Yan was still calm. Hearing this sentence, he was not happy at the moment.

"Forget the boss, I will return the gift money to you in a while, you can find another anchor to take you, I compare dishes, but also bring newbies, I'm afraid to put you in trouble." He said, "Be assured, I will refund you paragraph."

[Our day, the anchor is also very good. I first saw the anchor returning gifts to water friends. 】

[Niubian, under normal circumstances, the anchor is all muddy. 】

Zhou Yan asked: "Are you in a hurry? I am missing two thousand yuan?"

Lu Xiuhe did not expect to quarrel, and quickly said: "Don't be mad, boss, Xiaoyan is worried that your game experience is not good."

Yu Yan made a noise and didn't know who he was responding to.

"Okay." Seeing the three men on the screen are still playing games happily, his words seem to have no effect on them at all, Zhou Yanqi laughed back and said, "You're great."

After speaking, the other party retired the game and heard no sound.

Yu Yan was relieved.

That's why he doesn't like receiving gifts.

[I **** that boss really left hahahaha]

[This live broadcast room is really amazing, pay attention. 】

[I went to see the boss's personal column, he smashed a gift of nearly 100,000 yuan on the starry sky tv ... Anchor you are driving away a big boss. 】

"You don't need a boss, you just like to watch it." I don't want to dwell on this topic anymore. Yu Yan then turned around, "I will show you a wave of eight-fold mirror guns."

【Can you say that again? How many times the pressure gun? 】

[Spots pay attention, there is a real hammer hanging in front! 】

[Do you have an 8x lens? ? 】

"No." Yu Yan curved his eyes and laughed. "I'll talk when I find it."

The game is over and it's just time to play.

After saying goodbye to the audience, Yu Yan closed the live broadcast, then opened the gift backstage, and found out Zhou Yan's digital id.

He sent a private letter to Zhou Yan and found that the other party had already put him on the blacklist. He could only return the meteor by other means.

Money cannot be returned directly on the platform, but Starlight coins can be refunded. Water friends can use the returned Starlight coins to buy gifts for other players.

He returned 2,000 yuan of Starlight Coins to each other's account before shutting down the computer.

As soon as I got up, I heard a phone beep.

1: Just now I did it on purpose.

Yu Yan: What?

1: Did not save that person.

Yu Yan: ... I know.

1: [Transfer yuan to you]

Yu Yan quickly ordered the refund.

Yu Yan: No need ... I didn't want to take him.

1: [Transfer yuan to you]

1: You protect me, I still make you suffer, no reason.

Yu Yan stared at this sentence, and for a long time there was no aftertaste.

1: Or do you want two meteors?

Yu Yan was startled, and returned: Why did he double?

1: The gift income platform is divided into half. You don't have to swipe two to get back the money?

Yu Yanfu was convinced that if he didn't accept it, 1 would really go to the live broadcast booth and give him gifts.

Yu Yan: [receive money]

Yu Yan: [Do cows and horses tonight for the boss.jpg]

1: Not tonight.

Yu Yan stared at this sentence for a long time before realizing it—is this in reply to his expression pack? ?

Yu Yan: ... Is there a chance to do it again after that?

1: Well.

What the **** is a restricted conversation.

Yu Yan immediately made up for the other man's low "um", and his cheeks instantly burst into red. He quickly drew some water and patted on his face.

——

The next day, he woke up and received Lu Xiuhe's QQ message.

Your uncle Lu: [Web link] You go and have a look.

Yu Yan was still trapped. He yawned, opened the website slowly, and then automatically jumped to a video playback interface.

... The video title is "A beautiful love story between the small anchor and the big boss [playback clip]"

He walked away blankly, a girl full of bgm came on, and the female voice sang softly--

‘I ca n’t find a good reason to stop all this intimacy’

In the video is the game of eating chicken, in which he is stuffy and throws m24 to the ground.

His voice appeared in bgm: "You hold this."

‘No one understands, no one likes me and strangers’

The voice of 1 followed, "And ... I only like to play with Number 2. Will Number 2 go out and add a friend?"

‘I think I ’ve slowly loved you because I have the courage to love’

It was the altar, and he ran as he said, "Wait for me, I must be back soon!"

"good. I'll wait for you."

The game interface here has even been added with pink bubbles.

...

The video was three minutes and 46 seconds in total, and Yu Yan narrowed his eyes, resumed lucidity, and then stunned--

With this video, does he still need to watch the live broadcast every day and listen to the short voice of WeChat? ?

Uncle Lu: Have you finished watching?

Yu Yan returned to God: finished reading.

Your uncle Lu: The other anchors are "Wonderful Killing Clips", "Mountain Eating Moments", and here you are ... what are you? ?

Yu Yan: ...

You Uncle Lu: Don't be too sad, someone will cut and kill you.

Yu Yan: ...

You Uncle Lu: Well, I'll just ask a question. What do you think about watching the video?

Yu Yan turned over and lay on the bed. After carefully reading the second time, he clicked the top left, saved, saved, and finally replied.

Yu Yan: Netizens are the most powerful people in the world.

Yu Yan: I always love netizens.

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