PUBG Online Romance of the Century

[I'm **** hahahahaha I'm faint laughing]

[My roommate wants to listen to yanxyan before he dies]

[I just say something is missing, the anchor doesn't open background music every time! !! !! 】

Yu Yangan laughed: "I can't sing."

"How is it possible!" The man said. "No girl can't sing now."

Yu Yan: "..."

Yu Yan didn't lie, he really couldn't sing.

Although he has an advantage in the sound line, he is a standard, down-to-earth idiot. From kindergarten to the third grade, he can take the entire class to the tune without breathing.

After the fourth grade, his name was lost in the class singing contest.

The barrage was still brushing, and the water friends even excitedly brushed up the gifts.

He was dying and struggling: "I really don't, little brother ..."

The elder brother who was driving said: "Then you can just hum a few words, come on!"

Yu Yan also wanted to refuse, his teammates suddenly opened a wheat.

No. 1: "Sing it, just sing a song, is there any embarrassment!"

Number two: "That's right, look at the water friends, each one is waiting to be fed."

"..." Looking at the barrage that was madly brushed up, Yu Yan suddenly felt like he was riding a tiger. "No, I really can't sing, I don't tune without a song."

Tuan Tuan said: "You can sing a little simpler, will you learn to meow?"

[My day! Learn to meow! !! 】

[Don't you mingle with the female anchor, who wants to listen to this broken song? 】

[I heard the anchor ’s voice like crying hahahaha]

[The last one who sang this song in front of me has been killed by me. 】

Yi Chen looked at the pop-up barrage and suddenly rose up, opened a certain music software, and searched for school meowing.

After the progress bar was pulled to the high / tide part and heard two sentences, he pursed his lips and his throat knot moved unconsciously.

This song threw him upright, but he also inexplicably wanted to hear the meow meow meow meow, what is this strange psychology? ?

Seeing that the barrage was so crazy, the gift brushed him, and he couldn't even see the name of the water friend, Yu Yanxin was obsessed with--

Do you lose a hair in the song? will not.

For the audience, everything is worth it.

"You can sing ..." he said, "but the song you said, I won't."

【It's ok! Which song will you sing! I don't mind at all! !! 】

[What do you say you sing? 】

In the game, those two people are still pressing.

"Will you think about it? Give the game a passion, girl."

"Let's do it," Yu Yan said, "you wait, I'll accompany you."

"Hey!" The driver said with surprise. "Even the accompaniment will be on, and I won't sing? Come on, come on, I'm ready."

Yu Yan opened the music software that has been sealed for many years, quickly swipe the playlist to the end, and then double-click to open the accompaniment.

He moved too fast, and before the water friends could see the song clearly, they greeted the hearing crit ---

"6, 66, return to zero, 222 ..." A mechanical female voice sounded.

Two people in the game: "..."

Water friend: "........."

Although the anchor's voice is soft, there is no emotion in it: "How high is the sky, yo."

[? ? ? 】

[? ? ? ? ? 】

[I fuck, I sit up in shock! !! 】

"How loud are your hands, yo, yo."

Yi Chen: "?"

"I am, old man knife, Mike picks up customers."

Yi Chen: "..."

[The desire to survive made me cancel my attention. 】

[To sing like this, my boyfriend has to run five. 】

[My housemate went peacefully. 】

[... the dead song is big? ? 】

[Ha ha ha ha ha everyone around you raises a gun! Stop singing! !! !! 】

Yu Yan was singing with concentration, and suddenly a meteor passed across his head—

[1 sent a meteor shower in the yanxyan broadcast room]

Yu Yan: "..."

Yu Yan: "? !!!?!?!"

The singing stopped abruptly, and Yu Yan's brain went down, and countless bold bold thoughts flew over his head—

When did 1 come in? !!

Did he hear it all? ?

... is he too late to die now?

Seeing that he had no sound, the two buddies in the game finally calmed down.

The man driving the car laughed twice: "Ha, ha ha, pretty, pretty ..."

The people around him stole the gun in shock: "... that's good."

At the destination indicated on the map, the two got off the bus as quickly as possible.

"I searched the house on the left."

"Then I search here ..."

Yu Yan was still sitting stupidly in the car for a long time.

【I got stuck? Why doesn't the anchor move? 】

[Be touched by your singing? 】

[1 When did the boss come? Hahahahaha actually sent a meteor. 】

The two men who were searching the floor were chatting privately with the voice of the team.

The drive said, "I fuck, I can't do this girl, just kill and concentrate on playing. I still have goosebumps!"

"Don't." The other hesitated. "... I think it's cute?"

"...?" The man was aggressive, "then you have a special taste."

At the urging of the barrage, Yu Yan finally moved.

He got out of the car, entered a house that had not been searched, picked up m416 on the ground, loaded a bomb, and went upstairs.

During this period, he said nothing.

[This weird silence ... makes me think something big is about to happen. 】

As soon as Yu Yan stepped up the stairs, he saw the expansion magazine quietly lying on the ground. He mounted it on the gun, quickly replenished it, and walked to the balcony.

The two of them jumped out of the building opposite.

"Oh, sister ..."

When they were completely exposed to their field of vision, Yu Yan did not hesitate to raise his gun and open the mirror--

Bang Bang! !!

Dozens of gunfire sounded, and the two did not respond until they fell to the ground.

"I fuck?" The one carrying the gun was stunned. "What's wrong, Miss? Do you think we just dissatisfied you?"

[This is the ultimate licking dog, I am Buddha. 】

[This sentence is good, write it down! 】

Yu Yan jumped down, and while the bullet was in the gap, he resumed his original voice and said leisurely, "Sorry, I'm a man."

"..."

"..."

Both people seemed dumbfounded and didn't speak for a long time.

[I saw this desperate silence for the second time. 】

[Fart, did n’t you just spray it last time? Hahahaha]

Just when Yu Yan was about to make up for it, the gun brother opened his mouth again.

"Don't, miss ... little brother." He paused, as if contemplating, and finally, he had the courage, "Men are also men, are they ladies? Or else we add a WeChat?"

Yu Yan: "..."

This time, he ignored the lively water friends on the barrage and banged two people to make up for it.

He exhaled after showing two boxes around him.

...... He has paid too much along the way.

Obviously the game only started for more than ten minutes, but he felt more tired than usual.

After licking the boxes of the two, he got into the car before him and left.

Tuan Tuan opened his mouth tentatively: "Small words, are you angry?"

Yu Yanyi: "Huh? No."

[Why not talk without being angry? 】

[I saved this video, it must be a dark history after the anchor fires. 】

[I found that the anchor hadn't talked much since 1 boss entered the room. The meteor sent by the boss did not thank the anchor ...]

Yu Yan then remembered it and said busyly: "I'm sorry ... I was too nervous, I forgot. Thank you for the meteor of 1, thank you for the little stars ..." He read the id number before giving him a gift, one by one Thanks a lot.

Suddenly No. 1 asked, "Who is 1? Can someone tell me?"

The meaning of the words, obviously is already squatting in the broadcast room.

Popular science began immediately in the barrage.

[1 is the owner of this live studio. It seems that the live studio has been resident in this studio since the broadcast began. 】

[This boss doesn't come often. He sends meteors every time he comes. 】

[The boss is new to the game. When they play two games, the anchor gives the boss something like protecting the cub every time. 】

"I'm leaning on it." Clapping on the number one, "I locked the two!"

No. 2: "Is this the first one on the star list? Men and women?"

[Man, the sound is so nice! With a sound, my legs are soft ...]

[I will! The boss ’s nickname for the anchor is ‘little anchor’! 】

No. 2: "Sun, it's locked !!! I've swallowed the keys !!!"

Yu Yan was so anxious that he wanted to frighten himself.

The more talk and the more hilarious on the barrage, 1 was still steadily staying in the broadcast room, without saying a word.

For a long time, Yu Yan only uttered a sentence: "Don't talk nonsense."

He walked into a wild house, saw the gun lying in front of him, and finally found the topic that could be transferred, "Is this the gun just updated today? Do you want to see me hit the m4 or a new gun? I heard a new gun Not so easy to use. "

[1 what gun does the boss like to play? 】

[So, is m24 regarded as a token of love between them? 】

Yu Yan: "..."

In this game, he basically took two steps to watch a barrage, and then was half-joked by water friends. He was so annoyed and severely disturbed that he barely played in the semi-finals and escaped the fight. On the occasion, he was shot with a headshot.

Returning to the game lobby, Yu Yan thought to quit the room quickly. The three female anchors were too powerful, and he couldn't help it.

The cellphone in front of me rang.

1: What does it mean that we are locked on the barrage?

Yu Yan: ...

1: Huh?

Yu Yan shook his finger and replied: I'm not quite sure.

1: Oh.

1: Singing is cute.

He really heard it all! !!

Yu Yan was crying without tears, struggling to rescue, but just typed an "I", and another message popped up on the phone.

1: Someone personally believed in me and asked if I could draw a picture of our fan.

1: What does Tongren Picture mean? Portrait? Draw a game character or something else?

Are these people the devil? !! !! !!

If you do n’t even know how to look, how can you draw a picture of a fan? !! You tell me! !! !!

Yu Yan: ... Yes, for portraiture, just refuse it.

1: Oh, I agree.

Yu Yan :? ? ? ?

The author has something to say: The title of the song in the script is "I'm Mike Pick Up" Netease Cloud Music

I have been writing this plot for a long time. Friends said that readers who have not heard songs may not get a laugh, but I ca n’t control how many I send.

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