Poisonous Peasant ‘Concubine’

"Ah? Daddy hates it, don't come in??"

Inside the door, the little dumpling who was sitting on the ground with his own quilt with his legs stretched out, turned over and got up when he saw this, and ran inside very fast with his short legs. Ling Jingxuanlong, who had not seen the situation clearly, Mrs Zhang chased after them, and Yan Shengrui, who had rushed over because of their commotion, also followed Yan Xiao Beitiewazi and the others.

The little dumpling, who had no way to escape, dragged his little quilt and climbed up the room, got into the corner and pouted his butt to face them. Ling Jingxuan, who followed up, saw this scene and almost didn't spit out, and even the half-dead Long Long was so anxious. Zhang Shi couldn't hold back, looking at his little butt that was raised high, he had no other desires than to laugh.

"What's wrong with this?"

Afterwards, Yan Shengrui, who followed up, was full of doubts in his forehead. Seeing his son's ecstasy posture, his facial muscles twitched very uncooperatively.

"Daddy?? Pfft, little dumpling, what are you talking about?"

Before Yan Xiaobei finished speaking, he pointed at his little butt that was still shaking and sprayed it out. Tiewazi was more direct, and he laughed with the three brothers and sisters of the Yang family. Bear boy, if you don't make jokes for a day, you can Don't drink it?

"Big brother hates it, don't laugh??"

The muffled protest sound came out, and Cici was cowardly without any deterrence. Ling Jingxuan shook his head helplessly, and gave several children a warning look. Seeing that they were all covering their mouths, they held back their laughter. , Ling Jingxuan just walked over and sat beside the room, stretched out his hand and patted his fleshy buttocks: "Okay, no one will laugh at you, come out and tell Daddy, what's going on? already?"

It's okay to hide and leave a butt outside, isn't this just to make them laugh?

"Woo daddy..."

The little dumpling who thought he had suffered a great deal of grievance turned over and hugged his little quilt and threw himself into his arms. When he saw him, he cried, and everyone was no longer in the mood to laugh. Everyone's eyes, including the youngest Liu'er, were stained. Worrying about getting on the red luǒluǒ, the little dumpling is not a crying child.

"Oh, why are you still crying? Okay, don't cry, tell Daddy what's going on?"

Now Ling Jingxuan was so resolute that he felt so distressed, Yan Shengrui also walked over nervously and sat beside him, rubbing his head dotingly with big hands: "What happened to the little dumpling? Did someone bully you? Tell your father, father teach him a lesson."

"It's good that he doesn't bully people, who dares to bully him?"

Ling Jingxuan glanced at him angrily, trying to push away the little dumpling that was hugging him tightly: "Okay, what happened to Daddy's little dumpling?"

What a little ancestor, they only know how to cry, but don't speak, they don't even know how to comfort them.

"Woooo?? Dad promises not to laugh at me?"

I don't know how long it took, the little dumpling raised his head and looked at him with tearful eyes. Ling Jingxuan's heart was about to melt, and he nodded hastily: "Dad swears, I will never laugh at you."

What's the matter? On weekdays, they laughed at him a lot, and they never saw him care. Sometimes he laughed with them.

"Father and brother, you also swear."

After getting a satisfactory answer, the little dumplings were not satisfied, and looked at them one by one with tears in their eyes. It was not until everyone repeated what Ling Jingxuan had said that he was truly satisfied. Looking at the 'map' in the middle, he pursed his mouth and said, "People are urinating again, Daddy, didn't you say that people will stop urinating when they grow up? My sister doesn't even urinate, and they still need to urinate, woohoo?? Daddy, is the little dumpling sick?"

"what?"

After listening to his aggrieved and uncomfortable words, Ling Jingxuan suddenly felt that he was right, just because he urinated, he made them such a sensation? What's so strange about the urine of a three-year-old child?

Obviously, there are Yan Shengrui and others who have the same idea as him, because the expressions on their faces are as weird as his, but Long Zhang seems to have thought of something, so he leaned over and whispered in Ling Jingxuan's ear: "Before the little prince, Isn't urine often laughed at by King Wu? He hasn't urinated for a long time. When we made clothes with Miss Liu'er last time, we seemed to praise Miss Liu'er as a good child. He never urinated once. Don't you care about that?"

When a brother is not even a sister, it is no wonder that their shameless little dumplings are too embarrassed to see people.

"Cough cough a little dumpling, listen to what daddy told you, you pee is not because you are sick, nor because you are worse than your sister, but because you slept and drink too much at noon, think about it carefully, before you go to bed Didn't you drink a lot of water? In the future, you just need to remember not to drink water before going to bed and you won't be urinating again."

Finally knowing where the reason came from, Ling Jingxuan explained as simply and clearly as possible, this kid, should he be happy that he is finally a little ashamed?

"Is that so? Then why don't you guys pee?"

"Cough cough?"

There were tears hanging from the corners of Xiao Tuanzi's eyes, and there was still suspicion on his face. When Ling Jingxuan heard what he said, he immediately choked his saliva, and his face turned red. Yan Shengrui hurried over to help him relax. Bian asked distressedly: "How is it? Is it better?"

"Daddy??"

"Little dumpling, for the sake of our father's safety, eldest brother will take you to change clothes to see the big crab, okay?"

I was afraid that if the little dumpling continued to talk, it would directly kill their father.

Yan Xiaobei walked over decisively and hugged him with one hand, covered his mouth with the other, and was about to carry him away. Ling Jingxuan, who had finally relieved his breath, looked at Yan Shengrui with a flushed face: "When you were a child, Wouldn't that be the case?"

Otherwise, who is the child like? It wasn't like that when he was a kid anyway.

"..."

Yan Shengrui immediately had a black line on his forehead, stared at him for a long time and mumbled dissatisfiedly, "I was much cuter than him when I was young, okay?"

"Hahaha."

Hearing this, Ling Jingxuan burst into uncontrollable laughter, sure, the little dumpling must be like him, otherwise why are the father and son so thick-skinned?

Chapter 573 Big crab, Yao family's concerns

Xiao Tuanzi's urination time made the whole family laugh and cry, but he himself forgot all about the sea crabs that Yan Yi had specially sent back, and spent the afternoon squatting in the yard watching those placed in the big wooden basin. Inside, there were really crabs the size of an ordinary tile basin. Ling Jingxuan was shocked when he saw them. They were almost king crabs. Maybe the people here don't eat them all year round, and the environment is not polluted, so they grow like this. Big guy?

"Daddy, is this really edible?"

Seeing his father, the little dumpling happily ran over and hugged his leg, raised his head and asked enthusiastically.

"Well, yes, and it's delicious."

Reaching out and pinching his cheek, Ling Jingxuan walked over and grabbed a crab and looked at it carefully. Not only was it big, but the crab legs were thick and clean. Those crabs raised in fresh water in modern society simply cannot compare to it. , who has never been greedy, he couldn't help but look forward to it.

"This thing is covered in shells, how do you eat it?"

Yan Shengrui hugged his son and asked casually, obviously not believing what he said was delicious, Ling Jingxuan didn't bother to explain to him, and asked two Thunder Team members to help him deliver a big pot of crabs to the small kitchen. Before leaving, Ling Jingxuan did not forget to kiss the little dumpling and said to Yan Xiaobei, "Let Xiaowu and Huzi go home for dinner later, don't tell them what to eat, just say I will cook it myself."

"okay."

Yan Xiaobei nodded, Ling Jingxuan threw a look at Yan Shengrui, turned around and entered the kitchen. It was the first time to make crabs at home, so he had to teach Shui Linger once, but steaming crabs is basically no technical content, just clean it and put it in the steamer Inside, just sprinkle fine salt and pepper evenly, it's very simple, but unfortunately no one has ever done it.

"Father, let's go see Daddy cook crabs!"

The little dumpling squirmed uneasy in Yan Shengrui's arms, as long as there was something delicious, he would never miss it.

"Alright, alright, let's go see your daddy cooking crabs, don't move any more, be careful of falling."

Unable to bear the commotion of his precious son, Yan Shengrui reluctantly carried him to the kitchen, the whole family had no choice but to take the wayward little dumplings.

Outside the city of Hubei, the efforts of tens of thousands of soldiers were still very fruitful. In just ten days, several miles of roads were built from the gate of Dongcheng to Nanzhou, all of which were all widened and wide avenues, and it was raining. It was too muddy at the time, and Yan Yi, the supervisor in charge of the construction, followed Ling Jingxuan's advice and sent thousands of people to the riverside and seaside to pull cobblestones back to pavement. Many people have different opinions on the newly appointed Chief Secretary. They have built roads for them, and have not asked them for a penny. Isn’t such an official considered a good official? After the road is repaired, it is always them who will benefit, right?