Please Stop Pretending To Be a Cute Newcomer!

    Who is the audience? This question is easy and simple, and difficult to say.

    Deduct the plot that the audience is satisfied with to clear the level.

    There are two main points in this dungeon clearance, one is the script, and the other is the audience.

    Now the ending of the script ends with him escaping from Sang Town, but the audience is not satisfied with the interpretation of the script.

    What was the original direction of the script?

    I want to kill him.

    Who in the dungeon wants to kill him?

    Games and NPCs.

    The NPC is controlled by the game, the two can basically be equal.

    As long as he doesn't die, this so-called audience will never be satisfied.

    Bah, shady, black box operation!

    Death is impossible, is love not sweet enough or games are not fun?

    The customs clearance method needs to deduce a plot that satisfies the audience, so unless the script can be changed, this road is almost blocked.

    Shen Qingcheng: "Where are we going to change the script?"

    Lu Qi: "Broker."

    In the beginning, the agent did mention that the script would be sent to them.

    How many brokers? The number of players is unknown, and they are scattered into the dungeon. Isn't that how many agents are scattered in the film and television city?

    Shen Qingcheng suddenly thought of something, leaned on the table and stuck his head out to watch Lu Qi pack his suitcase, "What does your agent look like?"

    "Female, 1.7 meters tall, wide shoulders, wearing high heels, Guozi face, slender eyes, thick lips, high cheekbones, mean face."

    Sure enough, the description was exactly the same as that of his manager, Sister Xiao.

    After he told Lu Qi about this guess, he sighed, "Mass production."

    Lu Qi didn't answer, looked at the suitcase with nothing but daily necessities and was silent for a moment, "Where's the clothes?"

    "No clothes, Xiaohong forgot to bring them," Shen Qingcheng said innocently, "Big Brother Lu, can I wear your clothes after showering tonight?"

    Lu Qi: "..." What else can he say?

    Lu Qi acted quickly, and in a few minutes, the things in the suitcase were organized, and the two went to the left side of the courtyard to help the old lady cook dinner, and by the way inquired about the situation.

    In front of the chopping board, Lu Qi chopped the pheasant with a kitchen knife.

    "It's okay, Big Brother Lu is very strong, you ask him to help you." Shen Qingcheng said.

    He sat in front of the stove to burn the fire, the heat of the firewood made him warm, his head was dizzy, and he was inexplicably drowsy.

    In order to prevent himself from falling asleep, Shen Qingcheng deliberately found a topic, "Grandma, don't your family come out to help you cook? I don't seem to see them during lunch."

    While cooking, the old lady said in a worried tone, "My granddaughter lives with me, she is a good child, and she won't let me touch these when she is in good health, but now she is ill and it is inconvenient to come out, I'll bring her in for dinner."

    Shen Qingcheng yawned with his eyes half-open, "So that's how it is."

      people eat.

    "I'm going to deliver food to my granddaughter," said the old lady after the meal, carrying a basket, "our country is no better than the city, if you want to take a bath, you have to boil water yourself, there are Bathtub."

    Confirmed that they stayed and boiled the bath water, and the old lady left at ease.

    Shen Qingcheng and Lu Qi knew where the old lady's granddaughter was, so they could go any time if they were curious.

    After boiling the water and then transporting the hot water to the tub, Shen Qingcheng: "Will you wash together?"

    Lu Qi was about to leave when he heard the words: "The tub can't hold two people."

    Shen Qingcheng: "It's not that girls have to take a bath, just stand outside and wash, and they can rub each other's backs."

    Lu Qi: "You wash first." Then he left.

    "Big Brother Lu," Shen Qingcheng held him, the steam from the hot water filled the two of them, "Le Songlin can, Chen Ge can, but I can't, don't you want to see me? I?"

    Lu Qi: "...don't think about it."

    The man walked away with a frown and closed the door. The door closed with a creak, and Shen Qingcheng in the room smiled maliciously, looking at the place where the clothes were placed.

    Everyone else can, but he can't. In this case, he either doesn't want to see him, or he has a good impression of him.

    Shen Qingcheng guessed that Lu Qi was the latter.

    Hey, Big Brother Lu is too straight, I have to add some more savage material, otherwise when will I be enlightened?

    He hummed a little tune and finished washing in a happy mood. On the way back to the room after washing, he heard the sound of light footsteps coming from behind him, and Shen Qingcheng's expression suddenly became cold.

    His quick footsteps are fast, his slow footsteps are slow, Shen Qingcheng doesn't think the person following is Lu Qi.

    It's okay not to disturb him...

    With a talisman paper in his hand, Shen Qingcheng turned around abruptly, there was no one behind him, but three steps away from him, there was a pair of cloth shoes on the ground, one in front and one behind, the toe of the shoe facing him.

    A hand placed on his shoulder, Shen Qingcheng put the talisman paper on the person's forehead with his backhand.

    The talisman paper that was supposed to be spontaneously flaming did not move at all, but was lifted up by the wind and fluttered to the ground. Lu Qi, whose head was covered with his hands, frowned and looked at the vigilant Shen Meiren, "I saw someone Shadow ran out of the yard."

    Shen Qingcheng heaved a sigh of relief, and let him look at the shoes on the ground.

    It was a pair of black cloth shoes, very similar to the old lady's feet.

    Lu Qi: "The feet are different." The old lady's feet are longer.

    Shen Qingcheng: "Where did the figure go?"

    Lu Qi: "The main courtyard."

    "That thing has a ghost in it, but it should be a person." Shen Qingcheng said, it seems that a person has gone the way of a ghost, or a living person has a relationship with a ghost, and the relationship is not shallow.

    "Where have you been?" He deliberately said angrily, "Alas, people are not old in the world, and Big Brother Lu is not here, and there are things that dare to peek at me and take advantage of me!"

    "The old lady asked me to help." Now it seems that he was deliberately set aside, Lu Qi also noticed Shen Meiren's appearance at this time, his Adam's apple rolled, "You are wearing my clothes."

    Only one, a shirt.

    【Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah boyfriend shirt kill me! 】

     What's the matter? Give me a mosaic? 】

    Shen Qingcheng: "I asked you this afternoon, and you agreed."

    "Well, it's cold at night," Lu Qi took off his coat and put it on him, "enter the room."

    "?" What's the matter with you, is it a man? Shouldn't you be excited?

    After entering the house, he took off his coat and was stuffed into the quilt by Lu Qi.

      bath."

    Shen Qingcheng stared at the man for a while, then turned his back to him.

    When Lu Qi returned to the room, the person on the bed was already asleep. He went to bed and put him in his arms, kissed Shen Meiren on the forehead, "Good night."

    No dreams.

    Shen Qingcheng slept very deeply that night, and woke up only after three poles the next day, oh, the next day was cloudy and there was no sun.

    He repeated the action of opening and closing his eyes, and it took a while for him to wake up from the chaotic state.

    Why did you fall asleep? He clearly wanted to wait for Lu Qi to ask him what he thought about online dating.

    He hasn't cultivated a physical body yet, so he can only look like an online dating for the time being.

    First online dating, then running!

     Lu Qi's shirt was covered in the quilt overnight and became wrinkled. Also as a man, Shen Qingcheng knew best how lethal the boyfriend's shirt was, why didn't Lu Qi reaction?

    Or wait until he falls asleep?

    How did you fall asleep! Shen Qingcheng secretly hated it, sat up angrily, and found that his whole body was actually sore.

    He was stunned for a while, but Lu Qi didn't even react when he pushed the door in.

    Lu Qi held a warm breakfast in his hand, and saw him sitting on the bed, "What?"

    Shen Qingcheng turned his head, "What did you do to me last night."

    Lu Qi: "? Didn't do anything."

    Shen Qingcheng didn't believe it, "Then why do I feel sore all over and my hands and feet are weak."

     Putting breakfast on the table, Lu Qi walked over to the bed with a sullen look.

    Shen Qingcheng: "...If you don't do it, you don't do it. What are you fierce."

    Lu Qi: "Get up and let me see."

    Shen Qingcheng moved, "I can't get up, my feet are weak."

     It is said that there is no doctor in the village, only in the town."

    Shen Qingcheng was itchy when touched and hung on the man, "Sang Zhen?"

    "Well," Lu Qi said, he knows a little simple medical skills, but after the inspection, it was found that Shen Meiren had no problems other than the poor physical fitness, this is what worried him, "Anhun Xiang can't break it?"

    Requiem incense, as the name suggests, should be aimed at ghosts, why is it effective for Shen Meiren.

    Just because this is provided by the game, so there are additional effects?

    Shen Qingcheng replied lazily: "Yes, but it is very troublesome to solve, and the effect of the medicine will disappear on its own after a period of time."

    "No side effects?"

    "Yes, the side effect is that Big Brother Lu has to carry me all day today and can't put me down wherever he goes~"

    He got up, washed briefly, and had breakfast. At this time, it was either early or late, about ten o'clock.

    The two decided to go shopping in the village.

    Not only the old lady, but the whole Baishi Village is very strange.

    Before going out, Shen Qingcheng climbed onto Lu Qi's back as he wished, and when the two passed the central hall, they heard the cry of a woman from the main courtyard.

    The door is locked and open, as if waiting for someone to push the door in.

    The two of them glanced through the crack of the door, and there was a woman in a light blue top and a dark blue dress, dressed like a schoolgirl in the Republic of China.

    The woman sat at the door of the room, covering her face and sobbing, her sobbing voice breaking her heart. Her long flowing hair was braided and hung down on her chest, revealing half of her side face facing them, very beautiful and graceful.

    Shen Qingcheng: "Should we cooperate and go in?"

    Lu Qi: "Want to go in?"

    Shen Qingcheng: "I don't want to."

    Then don't enter.

    So the person who walked to the door turned and walked out of the door, and the cry behind him was soon inaudible.

    The old lady's house was in the inner part of the village. Lu Qi walked out with him on his back. After passing, he said helplessly, "Do you like playing with my ears so much?"

    Shen Qingcheng, who was caught and revealed, was not guilty at all. He held the man's soft earlobe in his hand, and said confidently, "You won't let me play anywhere else."

    Lu Qi's voice was hoarse, "Where do you want to play..."

    Shen Qingcheng approached and whispered three words.

    Lu Qi: "…"