Pet King

After staying in hotels and villas for so many days, Zhang Zi'an deeply felt that he was still comfortable at home. The kind of familiarity and intimacy could not be provided no matter how luxurious the decoration.

In the morning, due to jet lag, he got up a little later than usual, and went to the toilet when he got up.

There is a partition in the toilet of his house, which separates the toilet, washing machine from the shower, bathtub, and sink to achieve wet and dry separation. It can also take a bath and use the toilet at the same time. Fortunately, otherwise, he would not dare to put the mermaid in the bathtub in his room, and she would probably be called by the hooligan

This is the case. He was nervous when he was urinating, he urinates for a long time, and tried his best to control the "rhythm", so as not to hear the rattling voice, it would be too embarrassing.

After urinating, he went to the bathroom next door and found that he thought too much-Shihua also seemed to sink into the water when he slept, and probably couldn't hear him going to the toilet at all.

She was not awake at this time, she was asleep, her hands were folded on her belly, and dark green seaweed hair was floating on the side of her head and chest. Occasionally, she would spit out one or two continuous bubbles in the corners of her mouth, and surfaced. , Burst burst.

If you ignore the light blue fish tail of the lower body, if someone sees this scene, it is estimated that he would kill and hide the corpse, right?

When washing his hands, he secretly complained that the old tea had given him a problem. He felt that the mermaid was not necessary to wear clothes because her long obstructing hair always covered her chest tightly.

But now that Lao Cha has spoken, he can only help her buy a swimsuit.

Of course, ordinary one-piece swimsuits do not work. She has no legs and cannot wear them. She can only buy split swimsuits.

As a pure man without a girlfriend, Zhang Zi'an must not be able to buy a women's swimwear by himself, it will be regarded as a pervert, and it is not very good for the acquaintances to buy a swimsuit for him. It seems ambiguous and fortunate. There are all-purpose Taobao, let alone swimwear, even aircraft carriers and J-20 can be bought from above.

Last night he took her mobile phone to make her a favorite swimsuit. She quickly developed a pale blue bikini, almost the same color as her fish tail. Of course, the premise is that the seller's picture is not bad.

He didn't know her measurements, she didn't know how to give her a ulcer size, and she didn't know it. Fortunately, the intimate seller's customer service told him that he could pass the weight ulcer, but he didn't know her weight, so he thought about it. Method.

According to Archimedes' law, the buoyancy she received in the water was roughly deduced from the weight of the overflowing water in the bathtub, and because she was basically able to hover in the bathtub, she could further estimate her weight, which is of course nonsense, He threw a measuring tape to her and asked her to measure her bust.

After that, he was more tangled. He obviously only wanted to buy the upper body of the bikini, but the customer service insisted that he could only buy the full set, and he could not open it for sale, and said that he had never heard of anyone who wanted to buy only half of the set.

However, the problem is that the mermaid only needs to wear a half-length. What use is he using for the briefs below? Favorite?

After a long while, he lost helplessly to the customer service that didn't let go. He placed an order to pay for the entire set of bikinis and felt a loss of 100 million!

Wow!

When he brushed his teeth in the mirror, she raised her head out of the bathtub and wiped a handful of water on her face. Qin said anxiously, "A-Ze'an, I want to watch the previous Korean TV show just halfway. I Want to know what the end is! "

Zhang Zi'an spit out the foam in his mouth. "Wake up in the morning to say good morning, or good morning. In addition, what's your inexplicably elongated voice?"

"I bit my tongue unintentionally!" She muttered.

Other elves woke up one after another.

Xinghai jumped out of the crib and passed in front of the bathroom. When she saw Zhang Zi'an standing inside, she raised a front paw and greeted: "Meow ~ Good morning, Zi'an."

"Good morning, Xinghai."

"Zi'an, should you play hide and seek?" Xinghai asked with a tilted head.

"A little later, there are more things today." Zhang Zi'an wiped his mouth with a towel.

"Meow ~ OK." Xinghai cheerfully opened the bedroom door with his front claws, and went downstairs to play with Wendy and Mei short.

Zhang Zi'an said to her: "Look at Xinghai, the first thing you do when you wake up every morning is good morning, and you should be more elegant."

"But I'm not a cat, it's not suitable for selling cute!" She said.

Richard got out from under the small blanket next to the pillow and fluttered his wings and chewed, "Quack! That's right to be stupid!"

"I don't care! I don't care! I want to watch TV! I want to watch Korean dramas!" She shook her hair like a rattle, and it was full of water.

"I don't have a TV here, you don't watch TV." Zhang Zi'an perfunctoryly.

"You lie!" She said, staring at the gangster with her eyes widened. "Last night I heard the sound of TV coming downstairs! Don't think I know nothing!"

"Cough is old, watching TV ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ Lao Cha also wakes up, stretches his muscles and buckles himself.

"I don't care! I want to watch too! I want to watch TV! I want to watch TV!" She thought rudely to watch TV anyway.

Lao Cha Zhengzheng said: "Shihua, the old man is a few years older than you came here. Old man did not touch TV before, but after watching this time, old man thinks he still has some understanding of TV of."

Shihua frowned, some did not understand the words of old tea.

Lao Cha went on to say: "The TV thing, old age doesn't think it is suitable for children who are too young to watch, because a lot of content on TV is open to question. It may lead children with an undefined world view to the wrong direction, which is more suitable for certain judgments. Strong adults watch. "

"But I'm also an adult," she said, pointing to herself. "I'll wear a size XL!"

Zhang Zi'an: ""

Lao Cha laughed: "Ha ha, whether it is an adult is not determined by the body, but by the mind. According to the old opinion, Shihua you are too young to watch TV."

Shihua just took a breath and was about to have an attack, but Laocha turned his tone and said, "Of course, if you usually perform well, you may not be able to see it after a few days."

Obviously, Lao Cha grew up with Ye Wen, a mischievous child, who knows how to coax filial piety, and it is nothing more than a slap for sweet dates.

Shihua did the trick, and he drew his hands over the bathtub and asked, "So, how can it be considered good?"

"May wish to start with good morning first." Lao Cha laughed.

She waved her lips, and despite her reluctance, the appeal of television was so great that she whispered, "Good morning."

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