Pet King

Wang Qian and Li Kun are students at Binhai University and are currently in junior year.

The parents of both of them were very familiar. They almost got married on their stomachs. Even the names were all up. One “know” a “kun”, and later went to the hospital to do a B-ultrasound. The two grew up together, and the elementary school, junior high school, and high school all joined together. Later, they jointly entered the University of Binhai. They studied the same major and were assigned to the same dormitory. It can be said to be a good friend and a quilt.

Well, the university knows that you have been through the freshman and sophomore. It’s easy to get started from the junior major. They are both liberal arts students. They don’t need to do anything, so it’s easier. Chat and water, or open black with the dormitory students.

The two of them called the Water King and Shui Sheng of the Wanghaige Forum, starting from high school and pouring water to the university. Wang Qian registered for five years, posting 7 million 6 thousand, his good friend Li Kun registration time is of course five years, the registration date is the same, posting 8 million 1 thousand.

The main battlefield of Wang Qian and Li Kun is the water zone. Basically, every post can leave their footprints, from the latest election of the US election to the tourist trap in Sri Lanka, whether you understand or not, whether you have been there or not, they Always find the right angle of cut in to blend one foot. If no one cares about them, once someone cites their posts and issues an objection, they will use the one-on-one continuous reply to get rid of them.

The student dormitory is definitely not allowed to raise pets, otherwise the auntie will start the violent invincible AOE mode. Wang Qian and Li Kun also don’t have pets, but they have a Chinese garden cat and a Jingba dog in their homes, so sometimes they will also visit the pet area of ​​Wanghaige – it should be said that there is no section in the forum. Do not go shopping.

Everything that happened on the forum was small and sorrowful, and both of them knew everything. The network confrontation triggered by the ID “Qi Qi” continues to heat up, and Wang Qian and Li Kun are also involved. This is not appropriate. It should be said that “it is like playing chicken blood and playing in it.” “. However, their attitude was initially on the side of the stars, because the initial question raised by Qiqi did not have a firm proof.

“Qi Qi” mentioned in the main post that the ID registration time is similar, and it always appears in the same kind of post, so it is the water army. This is why Wang Qian and Li Kun are not satisfied.

Why? The registration time of our two IDs is exactly the same, and the replies are the same. Then we are also the water army?

People die in the sky, not die for thousands of years, dissatisfaction is to do!

The two are very famous in the forum, although they only boast, but there are also hundreds of followers. The two of them took the lead and their followers also followed suit. It can be said that before the Stars and Waters appeared in the post, they were both arrogant and “qiqi”, and they believed that “Qiqi” was the water army of the strange pet shop.

However, on Saturday evening, the plot reversed and the story of the face appeared. “Qi Qi” took out a decisive proof, and announced the IP address and real address corresponding to those water army IDs.

The two were silent, their followers were silent, and dozens of people canceled their attention.

The two of them have become the just messengers of the forum. If they continue to support the stars, they will not help them.

Closing the webpage, they started the same thing, and they played a plate, but they always kept quiet.

Wang Qian made a look, Li Kun would like to know, and the two left and went to smoke in the corridor.

Wang Qian lit the cigarette and helped Li Kun. Li Kun took a deep breath and stuffed it in the lungs for half a minute, spitting out a long white gas.

“Looking in the trough! Exhale like an arrow!” Li Kun cried in surprise. “Is it true?”

Wang Qian was cramped and coughed. “Fart! You have seen more of the novels on the horse!”

Of course, Li Kun did not cultivate the immortal. He just wanted to be active in the atmosphere. Now that his purpose has been achieved, he will no longer deliberately commit two crimes.

“What?” he asked. As a base friend in the base, there is no need to complete the statement. Li Kun even thinks that there is no need for them to talk between them in a few years.

“Go and see tomorrow.” Wang Qian said simply.

“Yes.” Li Kun said, “Tomorrow Sunday, there is no class.”

“As if you have a class, you will go to it…”

Such a pleasant and short conversation has been going on for many years between them and will continue.

……

The next morning (for college students, the definition of “morning” is 11 in the morning). They first went to the cafeteria as the first wave of noon to finish the “breakfast”, then left the campus and went straight to check the address. Edge pet shop.

ID “Qi Qi” boasted the pets in the pet shop, saying that the pets in the store were particularly good, and they were obedient and obedient. For this kind of rhetoric, the two sneered. Really thought that others have not raised pets?

The same kind of pets, where can they get worse? What can you do, but can you not get it?

Obedience is even more nonsense. It is true that the dog can be obedient after training. The cat has always been a maverick – the sky is the boss, the cat is the second brother, the cat who does not listen, the cat is obedient!

They are not willing to admit defeat, so they plan to find another way: those few IDs are the stars of the water army are not fake, then if we can prove that “Qi Qi” is the water army of the strange pet shop, can it be tied , save face?

Sure enough wit!

Such a witty behavior, let everyone know which line?

When walking to the nearby pet shop, Wang Qian posted a post in the forum with his mobile phone: “Live Live Post: The truth of the dead pet store!” “, and it was sent to the base camp of the two of them – irrigation area!

“Why are the ninety-year old cats naked on the streets?

Why are hundreds of mothers screaming in the middle of the night?

Why are pet food dog foods repeatedly black-handed?

Why are fish tank heating rods stolen frequently?

In the serial QJ sow case, who is it?

The cage of the old parrot was knocked down every night. Is it a ghost?

What is hidden behind the accidental death of hundreds of little bitches?

Behind all this is the distortion of humanity or the loss of morality? Is it a sexual outburst or a hungry helplessness?

Welcome to the legendary – singular pet shop! ”

Such a dazzling title and content immediately detonated the entire irrigation area!

Of course, if they didn’t play that screaming in the evening yesterday, they would come immediately—it would be successful to come over before Fina appeared.

In the words of foreign friends, the two of them appeared in the wrong place at the wrong time.