Pet King

Tim and Lauren heard Zhang Zi'an shouting "Richard" and didn't know who he was shouting. He looked at the second floor with a sound, and saw a large group of gray shadows flying along with the squawking sound. Falling unsteadily on his shoulder. They looked closely, and turned out to be an African grey parrot who looked very smart.

Richard put his wings close to his side, turning his little black eyes and said, "What's the matter with Grandpa?"

Zhang Zi'an motioned to the two crooked nuts standing in front of him, "Help me listen to what they are saying."

Tim and Lauren were stunned. Although they couldn't understand what the grey parrot was talking about, it was obvious that it was talking to the young shop owner in Chinese. Ask and answer, the frustrating voice could never be fake. They opened their kennels and were completely unaware of parrots, even so surprised.

Richard looked up, "Ga? It's two crooked people, no wonder you asked for help from Uncle Ben! What language do they speak?"

"English." Zhang Zi'an justified himself. "Actually, I understand, but they speak too fast and I can't keep up."

Richard stared at him scornfully, "If you don't understand, you just don't understand, what to pretend! Let them say it again, Grandpa listen."

Zhang Zi'an smiled apologetically at them and said in English, "Sorry, please say it again?"

"Uh ..." Lauren came back from surprise and repeated the words just now, but this time she said unconsciously that she was slower. Zhang Zi'an understood more even without the help of Richard. Meet and shake hands with the two.

When he got closer, he realized that Lauren was not petite. She was taller than most Chinese women, but she was standing petite against her husband. And Tim's big man ... the closer you are, the stronger the pressure on Zhang Zi'an, and the hand will quickly retreat to a safe distance.

"They watched a video of kittens dancing and came to visit," Richard explained succinctly.

Come here to visit ... Zhang Zi'an stunned their big bags, came to visit so excited about the teacher?

He is not a fool, knowing that the visit is just a kind word-not to visit the Three Treasure Hall, let alone come from Los Angeles across the ocean, not to simply visit.

Zhang Zi'an was thinking about how to reply, and he heard Richard can't wait to respond in English: "quack! I'm Richard Jefferson, and this is Jeff Richardson, nice to meet you!"

"Your uncle!" Zhang Zi'an was about to play it, "How can I even change my last name!"

Richard flashed swiftly and dodged, "Okay, okay, I can't take you anyway. Sorry, guilty! Reintroducing, I'm Richard Jefferson, this is Jeff Zhang, Nice to meet you! Just call me Richard, and just call him Jeff. "— This sentence is preceded by Chinese and English.

Jeff Zhang is pretty much the same, just make use of it ... Zhang Zi'an didn't care about it anymore.

Tim and Lauren's jaws are almost startled. This parrot speaks standard BBC English, and the words are round and elegant. If they did not see it with their own eyes, they would never think it was a parrot. speak! What shocked them most is that this parrot actually speaks both Chinese and English, which is amazing!

Zhang Zi'an sighed when they saw their expressions, and he should act in a low-key manner. He said to them in English, "Sorry, leave." After speaking, he took Richard to the second floor.

"What's wrong? Uncle Ben wants to show off his skills!" Richard complained.

"Yes, you will be taken away and sliced ​​after you show your skills." Zhang Zi'an glared at it, "What if the two are disguised by the CIA, FBI, KGB, SCP?"

Richard: "... the first three uncles are unsure, the last one is definitely more of you!"

"In short, we must act low-key." Zhang Zi'an said stiffly.

"Actually, you want to pretend not to let this uncle pretend to be, right?" However, Richard had seen everything through.

Zhang Zian threatened to play, and Chiguo threatened: "Your uncle! You can help me find a girlfriend. Now I haven't even seen a girlfriend's hair. You still have a face to bargain with me!"

"Well, this is a big deal for my uncle, and he took an epic task rashly, so let me pretend for a while." Richard said helplessly, "What do you say?"

Zhang Zi'an had settled his thoughts and said, "In this way, you stand on my shoulders behind the invisibility. When you want to talk, your paws are pinched on my shoulders. I open my mouth to the mouth, so it sounds like I'm talking. "

Richard thought for a while, "It's okay, but what does Uncle Ben say?"

"Responsiveness. It is mainly to ask their purpose, what are the requirements, and strive for the greatest benefits, as long as they do not take advantage of the disadvantage."

Richard: "... Okay, but what tone does Uncle Ben use to speak?"

"What tone?" Zhang Zi'an asked puzzled.

"English also has different accents. What kind of accent do you want Uncle Ben to use?"

Zhang Zi'an didn't expect this question. "Just ... what accent are they?"

Tim and Lauren are hanging out on the first floor of the shop, their eyes frequently fall on Fina, and they whisper in English from time to time to discuss the type of golden cat.

Richard listened for a while and said, "Although they all speak American English, the woman has a rustic Australian accent, and the man comes up with a couple of Texas dialects from time to time."

"Texas dialect?" Zhang Zi'an stunned. "Has he been in Shandong for a long time?"

"Texas, you idiot!" Richard whispered. "Your family in Shandong is like this?"

"... I don't understand, you can take care of it." Zhang Zi'an waved to it, handed it over to it, read out the game's built-in instructions, "Dr. Irene Pepper's love bird, stealth ! "

Richard went into stealth and Zhang Zi'an took it back downstairs.

"Sorry, the two have been waiting a long time, and suddenly there was something to deal with." Richard said with a paw on Zhang Zi'an's shoulder, imitating his tone.

Zhang Zi'an grinned with pain, Nima didn't let you use so much energy! This is definitely a revenge, come back to you and calculate!

He broke his mind in his heart and opened his mouth to shape his mouth.

Tim and Lauren looked at each other in shock. It seemed that they hadn't noticed a moment ago. The shop owner actually said a good London accent?

Richard chose the London accent as Zhang Zi'an's pronunciation because it knows that many Americans like it, and can even be said to be obsessed with it. The self-deprecating American English is crappy English. The use of the London accent is in line with Zhang Zi'an. The purpose of death.

"What we need to apologize for is us taking up your time without making an appointment." Lauren said apologetically. "We watched the video of your kitten dancing in Youtube on Youtube. We couldn't help but be excited. I ca n’t come without your contact details. Before we came, I had worried about the language barrier, but your English level was better than we expected ... ”

Richard pinched Zhang Zi'an with his paw ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ Xinkou opened the river: "Ga ... well, in fact, I have lived in the UK for several years, during which I got my PhD in English and Applied Linguistics from Cambridge University. . "

Tim and Lauren: "..." PhDs from Cambridge University have come to open pet shops. Is China's pet industry so competitive?

Zhang Zi'an either spoke or smiled, making his cheeks sour. He couldn't speak or speak well, he could understand a part of the conversation, knowing that Richard was making trouble, and pretending to be too much!

"The two came not far away to make this shop flourish, please sit down and talk." Richard gave Zhang Zi'an a second look.

Zhang Zi'an understood the “sit down” and raised his hand to signal the chair for the guests to rest in. This is the bar high chair brought by Guo Dongyue during the decoration. In the past, there was only a broken four-legged steel pipe chair.

He stared intently at Tim's ass, begging the gods and blessings not to collapse the brand new chair.

Fortunately, the chair just squeaked, barely holding on.

It was just that Richard seemed to have misunderstood something again, making a few low snickers.