Omnipotent Data

Tan more evenly?

This is so... plausible? !

Why don't you say it tastes better with a sprinkle of cumin? !

The reason why Ke Qiang named Cheng Nuo was because Ke Qiang only knew the name of Cheng Nuo in the entire queue.

But I didn't expect...

Cheng Nuo is such an unreliable guy!

After Ke Qiang was speechless for a while, he took a deep breath, suppressed his desire to drag Cheng Nuo out of the queue, and said helplessly in his tone, "Okay, let's practice turning next."

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"To the left!"

The rotation angle is 90 degrees, and the rotation direction is right to the left.

The precise control of the data ensures that Cheng Nuo can perfectly complete every instruction of the instructor.

Impeccable!

Instructor Ke Qiang's eyes fell on Cheng Nuo from time to time.

Even with his vicious eyes of five years in the army, he couldn't find anything critical of Cheng Nuo's actions.

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On the second day of the military training, the little fat man returned to the military training queue after a day's rest. Continue his hard life of military training.

For the military training program on the second day, I still stand in the military posture for an hour first, and then enter the main topic.

The sun is still so bright.

Brilliantly wishing that they would immediately turn into Hou Yi, hold a longbow, and shoot down the sun on the spot.

rain! We need rain!

At this time, there is nothing more worth looking forward to than a majestic heavy rain.

Instructor Ke Qiang smiled and said, "Don't pray for rain, it's useless, do you know that when you four thousand people are praying for rain, there are still fifteen thousand senior brothers and sisters who are praying for a clear sky? Can you make it through?"

All the freshmen in military training were completely desperate.

At the same time, Tsinghua's mysterious forum (top academic seminar group).

The leader of the research group: "Please ask for high temperature throughout September this year! Please expose to the sun! Please ask for 40 degrees! Please don't rain! It doesn't matter if we work hard! We must let the freshman military training children get exercise. I am willing to donate my QQ-level 4 suns, give to my juniors and younger sisters!"

Good person in the research group: "Wow, the team leader is bubbling alive! By the way, where has the team leader been during this time?"

The leader of the research group: "Ahem, I'm doing a project with Professor Kato, and I want to be abroad."

The villain in the research group: "It's not easy for the team leader. He is abroad, but he cares about his juniors. Hey, I'm so touched!"

Fallen angel of the research group: "Since the team leader has said so, I can't be stingy. The 3 suns of my QQ level will be donated to my juniors for free!"

Good person in the research group: "I donate two!"

Research group Mark: "I donate two too!"

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The fifth day of military training.

The training program entered the positive step.

Under the BUFF addition of more than a dozen suns donated by seniors and sisters, the juniors have withstood 360-degree exposure without dead ends.

All of them were dark-skinned, no different from those who came out of African refugee camps.

After Instructor Ke Qiang finished explaining the essentials of the goose step.

"Cheng Nuo, come out!"

"arrive!"

"Be a demonstration for everyone!"

"it is good!"

Kick the left foot forward 75 cm, the sole of the foot is parallel to the ground, about 25 cm above the ground, and the lower edge of the wrist is about 10 cm higher than the bottom button, about 10 cm away from the body. When swinging the arm backward, the wrist The front side is about 30 cm from the trouser seam. Travel speed 110-116 steps per minute.

While Cheng Nuo recited the data in his mind, he precisely manipulated every muscle in his body, trying to match the data Ke Qiang said exactly.

"Yo two yo!——yo two yo!"

Cheng Nuo's body moved forward step by step according to the instructor's slogan.

"Stop!" Ke Qiang called Cheng Nuo to stop loudly, "Yes, this is the action, keep still!"

A tape measure appeared in Ke Qiang's hand at some point.

He strode up to Cheng Nuo and pulled out the measuring tape.

First measure the kicking distance of the left foot, 70....00 cm! Not a millimeter off!

Then the height of the soles of the feet from the ground,

25.00...cm! Even if it is accurate to two decimal places, there is still no error of 0.01.

A look of disbelief flashed in Ke Qiang's eyes.

Keep measuring.

10.00 cm! 10.00 cm! 30.00 cm!

Ke Qiang's face was full of horror.

Before, he just looked at it with his naked eyes and felt that Cheng Nuo's movements were pretty good and standard.

Today, it was the first time he used a ruler to measure Cheng Nuo's movements.

only to find out...

Cheng Nuo, how can this be the standard of action?

This guy is obviously a robot, right? !

Ke Qiang was stunned for a moment, straightened up, faced the other forty-nine people, pointed at Cheng Nuo, and shouted loudly, "Did you see it? What is a standard? This is it!"

"You are all excellent students at Tsinghua University. Cheng Nuo's grades may not be considered top among you. However, his rigorous attitude is definitely worth learning from."

At this time, Yuan Hua weakly raised his hand in the team. "Report!"

"speak!"

Yuan Hua pointed at Cheng Nuo and said in an inexplicable tone, "That guy is the number one student in this year's college entrance examination."

Ke Qiang: "..."

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Tenth day of military training.

During the break in the afternoon, Cheng Nuo and his team played songs with the boys from the School of Engineering and Engineering next door.

"12345, we waited so hard!"

"1234567, we are waiting so anxiously!"

"I told you to sing, and you just sang. You're so cowardly! What do you look like? Like a girl!"

The process of singing is extremely joyful.

Then, the next recreational activity - radish squats!

The ten teams on the west playground surrounded the city and all participated in this event.

Cheng Nuo and the others are six teams.

Team one: "One team squats, one team squats, one team squats and six teams squat!"

Everyone in the sixth team reacted instantly, squatting, watching the instructor's gestures, and shouted in unison.

"Six teams squat, six teams squat, and after six teams squat, nine teams squat!!"

Team Nine: "Team Nine squats, Team Nine squats, Team Nine squats and Team Six squats!"

Team Six: "... Team Six finished squatting and Team Seven squatted!"

Team Seven: "Team Seven squats, Team Seven squats, Team Seven squats and Team Six squats!"

Team Six: "..."

Six teams: "Six teams squat, six teams squat, six teams finish squatting and six teams squat"

Well, give up on yourself!

Being targeted, this is definitely being targeted!

Everyone in Team Six was speechless for a moment.

However, those who should squat should continue to squat.

Tear -!

Suddenly, there was a clear sound in the queue.

Cheng Nuo turned his head and saw the little fat man next to him with a constipated expression on his face.

And the important part of the military training pants, because it was too tight, squatted down suddenly, and a big hole was torn.

Exposed, two buttock petals of white flowers.

Countless eyes fell on the little fat man. And, that white butt.

"Report!"

"speak!"

"I want to laugh!"

"Hold on!"

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After that time, Fat Lord Zhong Dun's name spread like wildfire on campus and became a legend.

Everyone knows that on a certain day of military training, a freshman named Zhong Dun had a glamorous scene.

Sixteenth day of military training.

All freshmen from Tsinghua University took a bus to a certain military camp outside Yanjing.

Half a day of... live ammunition training!

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