Omnipotent Data

"According to the news just received by our station, a candidate in the Dongshan Qingcheng examination room was too strong, and the light that bloomed during the afternoon examination blinded the eyes of all the teachers and students in the same examination room, causing serious consequences. extensive attention.

"The insider refused to say that the candidate ran away from the examination room quickly after the test, and made a female student in the next test room cry along the way. In an interview, the reporter was stunned by his pretentious remarks. Now the candidate will face not only a moral trial, but also a legal sanction!!"

On the night when the math exam ended, Cheng Nuo's figure appeared on the pages of major media.

Especially his last sentence "If only love were so simple", it challenged the fragile nerves of the scumbags time and time again.

There are even some experts in mathematics on the Internet who have done this year's college entrance examination questions according to the mathematical theorems that Cheng Nuo said are obviously not in the scope of high school, but in the end they found that the formulas Cheng Nuo said were not what they said later. But it is able to use the corresponding formula to solve the corresponding problem.

Candidates who were tortured by super-difficult math problems in the afternoon just returned home and turned on the TV to relax when they suddenly heard this report and saw the casual and relaxed figure on the TV. Yun Qing said how simple the math questions in the college entrance examination were, and how insulting IQ was.

Still watching TV to relax? Let go of the wool!

Countless examinees who saw this report felt that their fragile little hearts were hit by 1024 points, and they were so angry that they almost vomited blood.

How easy is it, why didn't I feel it? And what the hell is the Lagrangian median value theorem he said, and what Peano remainder term is! !

Did I go to a fake high school, find a fake teacher, do a fake mock test, and finally take a fake college entrance examination with a fake brain?

Is there an exam tomorrow? who I am? where am I? What should I do? Should I go back to my mother's womb and remake it?

In the chaos of their minds, those candidates whose self-confidence had been hit sat dumbly.

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What Cheng Nuo didn't know was that his remarks would make many fellow Taoists who took the college entrance examination unstable and almost go crazy.

At this time, he was sitting at the dining table at home, gobbling it up for a while.

"Cousin, you are a starving ghost reincarnated, eat so much?" Jiang Jun looked at the messy cups and plates on a table, and said with a black line.

This is the fifth bowl of rice, right?

Just take a test... As for it?

"Basic operation, basic operation." Cheng Nuo said vaguely while nibbling on a big elbow. "It was confiscated during the exam this afternoon, too much energy was generated, and too much energy was consumed."

Cheng Nuo made a fist with his right hand and slapped his left palm, with a dazed expression, "By the way, be careful in the future, you're burying someone... Ah bah, during the exam, you must not reveal your strength all at once. Let others look down on you first." You, full of hatred, and then slowly show your strength, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger!"

"Snapped!"

Cheng Nuo snapped his fingers, seemed satisfied with finding his own shortcomings, and continued to bury his head in eating.

Jiang Jun next to him looked crazy.

I said, Cousin Cheng Nuo, are you sure what you're doing isn't... Pretentious work experience summary?

You are even more extreme than Feng Baobao! !

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The next day, June 8th.

Examination subjects, science comprehensive (wen comprehensive) in the morning, English in the afternoon.

These two subjects were not a problem for Cheng Nuo at all.

Needless to say, if the two subjects of physics and chemistry lost more than five points in total, Cheng Nuo would feel a little sorry for his ability.

and English,

For Cheng Nuo, a top student who even knew what penis meant, that was no problem!

The digital method of memorizing English made Cheng Nuo do more with less.

It took Cheng Nuo less than half a month to memorize all the thousands of English words in the high school syllabus.

After breakfast, Cheng Nuo rode his bicycle to the gate of the No. 1 Middle School. Just as he stopped the car, Cheng Nuo felt strange eyes from the candidates around him.

Cheng Nuo was puzzled.

He touched his face. No problem, my face is still as handsome as ever?

Then he looked down at his crotch. The zipper is also closed!

The candidates around looked at Cheng Nuo with a trace of grief, indignation, puzzlement, resentment, shock, and mixed feelings.

Needless to say, these candidates must be the group of people who were almost shocked to doubt their lives after seeing Cheng Nuo's interview on TV, and planned to go back to the furnace and rebuild.

Cheng Nuo also wanted to grab someone and ask what happened. But as soon as Cheng Nuo walked towards the crowd, they all consciously stepped back a few steps to the side.

Make way for the boss! ! !

Seeing the straight road being given up in front of him, Cheng Nuo touched his nose, expressing that he was a little confused.

However, Cheng Nuo didn't hesitate at all, and walked through that path with a calm face.

Well, although I don't know anything, I can't be cowardly, I must have a "Fan"!

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In the morning, Cheng Nuo finished the work smoothly.

Except for a few places where he could not be sure, he was 100% sure to get the rest of the questions right.

According to Cheng Nuo's estimate, his final score was around 290.

Barely... not too bad.

In the afternoon of English, Cheng Nuo, who had a basic knowledge of thousands of English words, was fearless at all.

Do whatever you want! !

English is not like mathematics and physics, which test candidates' logical ability and arithmetic ability.

In the subject of English, as long as your vocabulary has accumulated to a certain level, you can really do whatever you want!

Coincidentally, Cheng Nuo was such a top student.

A man with thousands of words in one body!

At four o'clock in the afternoon, the last test, the English test, is over.

Cheng Nuo was still the first to rush out of the school gate. Then, I was blocked again by that beautiful beauty reporter.

The beautiful reporter had a sweet smile on her face, and she was very happy to see Cheng Nuo's familiar figure.

Yesterday, I interviewed Cheng Nuo with first-hand information, but the beautiful reporter got a lot of bonuses.

When I saw Cheng Nuo again, of course I had to do a good interview.

Reporter: "Student, do you mind if we interview you again?"

"We want to ask you, what do you think of this afternoon's English test?"

Cheng Nuo: "That's what I want to say."

"If only love could be as simple as English."

Reporter: "So classmate, do you have no girlfriend now?"

Cheng Nuo: "I am single."

Reporter: "Okay, then I wish you, classmate, to find a girlfriend soon. Oh, by the way, can you tell me your name?"

Cheng Nuo: "Don't leave your name behind when you do good deeds. If you insist on knowing, please call me... Enthusiastic student Cheng!"

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PS: If this chapter is issued at midnight, it means that I...

I drank a piece~~~