New Story of Lv Bu

In the third year of the Han Dynasty, on September 11th, at the beginning of you, Xuzhou Mu's governing place was Yanxian, Zhou Mufu, and Ertang.

The second hall was full of torches and crackled in the breeze, shining the entire second hall like daylight. More than a hundred child servants and maids from the prefecture and shepherd's house shuttled back and forth, bringing up a tripod of meals and an altar of wine. The lights near the second hall were brilliant, the voices of people, guessing and ordering, and the sound of indulgent drinking continued to be heard. It has been a long time since Zhoumu Mansion has been so lively.

Today is a good day. It is a day for the guests of the East China Sea Prefect Zhang Fei and Zhang Yide. It was said that it was the guests of the big banquet, but in fact, there were only more than a hundred people present, all of whom were officials with more than six hundred shi who stayed behind in Tan County. The dishes in front of everyone are just four seasonal vegetables, a tripod of fish and sheep stew, and a roast goose. This is the result of Zhang Shijun’s remonstrance. There is a great hunger in Xuzhou, and the people are waiting to be fed. It is really not suitable for extravagance and waste. It is better to stop at it. Despite this, Zhang Shijun waved his hand and boldly invited more than a hundred people to the banquet.

On the eighth day of July, the predecessor of Xuzhou Mu Tao Qian died of illness, Liu Bei and Liu Xuande took over as Xuzhou Mu, and Zhang Fei became the prefect of the East China Sea. From that day on, Zhang Fei had a hard life. The so-called hard life was not because he was not full of food. In any case, Zhang Shijun's supply is still very plentiful, except for a roast goose per meal, fish meat is usually enough. The most critical problem is that he cannot drink.

Zhang Fei and Zhang Yide are well-known fighters in the world, but all the fighters in the ten finals on the battlefield are good drinks. Everything in the world, except for the heroic feat of prancing horses and whips, and taking the first rank of generals in the army of millions, only the harsh Zhao Jiu can be worthy of Zhang Yide's appetite. "This life is not good for money, not for beautiful women. Except for fighting in battle, the only thing he has is beautiful wine! If Zhao Jiu has three thousand altars, drinking day and night, living in the drunk country every day, this life is enough. !" He once said so.

As Zhang Fei and Zhang Yide's brother-in-law, Liu Bei is naturally Men Qing'er in this matter. On the second day of taking office as Xuzhou Mu, he specially pulled Zhang Fei into the quiet room, and solemnly warned. "Three brothers, the three of our brothers have been wandering for half their lives. They finally got such a large site. They need to be well prepared to keep them for a long time. You love to drink most in the past, and you often make trouble after drinking and lash out the soldiers. Since you are doing it today. As the prefect of the prefecture and county, you have to change your previous mistakes. Third brother, from today onwards, you can give up drinking!"

"This??? Brother, you know what our old Zhang is the best! It's okay to quit eating, but it's absolutely impossible to stop drinking! It’s better to let me starve to death if we quit drinking. Forget it!" Zhang Fei told each other bluntly because they were all married brothers. He shook his head like a rattle, and categorically refused. "Huh?" Liu Bei stretched his voice and immediately lowered his face.

For some reason, Zhang Fei couldn't help but feel frightened when he saw his elder brother like this. "That?????? Since the eldest brother said, our old Zhang will not drink!" Zhang Fei immediately regretted the words. "No! Only five times a month???" Zhang Fei stretched out five fingers, looked at Liu Bei's face, and immediately softened again. "Big brother, you listen to me??? Three times! Three times a month?????? Once! Once a month! His grandma is a bear! Once a month is always fine!" "That's it. This is it. But what you said! If you get drunk and make trouble again, I will definitely punish you!" Liu Bei's expression turned cloudy again.

From this day on, Zhang Fei's bitter days began. People who drink every day in Su Ri Li, once they stop drinking, there will be a burst of pickling in their chests for no reason. Sometimes, Zhang Fei couldn't help but want to drink secretly, but he was afraid that his eldest brother would notice that he would reprimand him loudly, making his face uncontrollable. In desperation, he had to soak in the barracks every day, training soldiers, and venting the resentment in his chest.

Yesterday, the eldest brother Liu Xuande left Tancheng on the front foot, and Zhang Fei was about to drink alcohol on the back foot, but he was persuaded by the left and right. "My lord, just after Zhou Mu has left, you have to drink. Isn't this the place where Zhou Mu is dismantled? Or drink it again tomorrow!" Zhang Fei was most afraid of his elder brother Liu Xuande. Upon hearing this, he had no choice but to accept it. Hands up. Before leaving, he glanced at the big jar of Zhao Jiu with a full face. His grandma is a bear! Looking at Zhao Jiu but couldn't drink it, how many wicked things did Laozi do in his life?

At noon today, Zhang Fei couldn't help it anymore. He personally patted the mud seal and drank a small jar of Zhao wine with two roast geese. Zhang Fei's drink was very heavy, a small jar of Zhao Jiu had his stomach, as if a hungry man had seen a hearty rice, a bowl of hunger, but the fire in his heart became more intense. "His grandmother is a bear! Passing the order! Tonight, our old Zhang is going to have a big banquet for guests! Any official with more than 400 shi can participate! The son said: It is better to be happy alone than to be happy with everyone. Our old Zhang has been for three months. I don’t drink any more, I’m going to be drunk tonight!"

Upon hearing this, both left and right looked at each other. But when they looked up at Zhang Shijun's black face, they all bowed their heads respectfully. In the Xuzhou pastoral mansion, it has always been impossible to keep secrets. Everyone knew what Liu Xuande said. You can drink alcohol once a month, and this is still in your ears. Nothing! Since Shijun Zhang wants to drink and feast the guests, let him go!

The banquet started at Shenzheng time, and after drinking for an hour, it was the unity time. Above the second hall of the State Shepherd House, the atmosphere of the banquet is still very warm. The civil servants had long been drinking, and the Thai half were either lying on the desk or lying on the couch, sleeping like a dead pig, and occasionally there were snoring sounds. Since ancient times, civil servants have been inferior to military commanders.

Compared with the drunk civil servants, the generals seemed quite capable of fighting. Good books for civil servants and good wine for military commanders have always existed since ancient times. Even Zhang Shijun hadn't drunk alcohol for three months, and the situation of the other military officers could be imagined. Today, I can finally drink freely, and the generals suddenly cheered. His grandma is a bear! I must drink enough today! Make up all the debts of these three months!

Among the drunk civil servants, the generals held up the wine bowls, squirted alcohol into their mouths, and shouted loudly, seeming to be arguing about how to drink this bowl of wine. Whether it's a drink or a toast twice, there is no other way. When it started to drink, several irritable military commanders grabbed their colleagues by the ears and poured alcohol into each other's throats. Others cheered loudly.

At this moment, Zhang Fei was already drunk and dimly drunk. He held a sea bowl tightly in his hand, and slammed two mouthfuls into his mouth from time to time. Everyone in front of them seemed to have become ghosts, cheering and jumping in front of him. "Drink! Good for our old Zhang! Tonight?????? Not drunk tonight?????? Not drunk and no return!" Zhang Fei picked up the sea bowl, and poured another half bowl of wine, which was heavy. Put down the sea bowl in your hand. The light green wine in the sea bowl poured out, splattering the table. What I drank tonight was not the dreary Zhao wine, or the famous Western wines, but the ordinary new brewed ale of our own, commonly known as "green ants". To be honest, this was the idea that the school lieutenant in charge of logistics came up with at a sudden thought. The ale was not strong, so it was just right to drink more.

"Hahahahahahaha!" Zhang Fei laughed loudly, his smile full of satisfaction and heroism. Alas! Life is like this, what does the husband want? After the laughter, the light from the corner of Zhang Fei's eyes flashed across the crowd. Suddenly, he discovered that there was someone who didn't even touch the drink among the lords of Gonggon! His grandma is a bear! Our old Zhang banquet guests, there are people who dare not drink? What the **** do you want to do? Is there still our old man in your eyes? Zhang Fei staggered to his feet and walked a few steps forward before he could see clearly that this person was Cao Bao!

"General Cao, today our old Zhang banquet guests, why don't you drink? Could it be that like a lady, what trouble did you have to worry about? Come on! Let Zhang personally take it, and today I am not drunk No return!" Zhang Fei walked to Cao Bao's eyes, picked up a wine jar and poured six bowls of wine in a row like flowing water. He was already drunk and dim, and he fell into a vast ocean above the case.

"Come and come! General Cao, you and I drink together! Your Danyang elite soldiers, our old Zhang admires very much! Come on! Let's do it first!" Zhang Fei raised his wine bowl as soon as he finished speaking. Drink it all up. Now it was Cao Bao's turn to be astonished. He hesitated for a while, then said slowly. "Zhang Shijun, the lord has not returned from the west expedition, and Tanxian is empty. Today everyone is drinking, I am afraid that if there is an emergency military situation tonight, no one can deal with it, then I dare not drink! Since Zhang Shijun is kind, I will only Drink this bowl!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Cao Bao picked up the large bowl of wine and drank it all in one go. "Zhang Shijun is kind, and Cao Bao is grateful! Now this bowl of wine, I Cao Bao has already drunk! The military is very important, and I hope Zhang Shijun Haihan. Zhu Jun continued to drink, I Cao Bao went to camp!" Speaking of this, Cao Bao stood up, cleansed his clothes, and bowed to his colleagues around him, raising his feet and walking outside.

"General Cao, there is nothing wrong with Tanxian County. What kind of egg camp are you visiting? Mr. Zhang personally took the lamp, how dare you not drink it? Come on! If you want to leave, drink this jar of wine first!" All that said, Zhang Fei immediately flew into a rage. He picked up a jar of ale, slapped the mud seal, and suddenly stopped in front of Cao Bao. Suddenly, everyone was shocked, everyone stopped the clamor and turned around to take a closer look. Zhang Fei and Zhang Sanye are a powerful dragon from outside, but Cao Bao is an out-and-out local snake, and the two are now facing each other! The ancients said: The dragon does not crush the snake. At this moment, what should I do? Everyone dared not persuade each other, so they had to wait.

Hearing that Zhang Fei was so big, raging anger immediately rose in Cao Bao's chest. "Zhang Shijun, the military affairs are in his hands, and he is not allowed to follow his orders!"