My Twenty-four Heavens

Chapter 1: Origin of Life

   "Wake up, it's time to take medicine."

   With a splitting headache, Zhang Tong felt that someone was pushing him gently, and a gentle but unfamiliar voice echoed in his ears.

what?

  Dalang, it's time to take medicine? !

   Hearing that sound, Zhang Tong, who was originally drowsy, woke up suddenly, and shrank back when he was crawling.

   Fuck, there is a **** who wants to harm me!

   With a face of resistance and vigilance, Zhang Tong finally saw the girl who was a little surprised.

   That is a female nurse.

  Different from the black fishnet stockings in the short movie, the little nurse in front of Zhang Tong is just wearing an ordinary nurse's uniform, and he can't see how he looks like.

   Even half of his face was hidden by the mask.

   "What's the situation? This is the hospital?"

   Looking at the environment around the obviously ward with a dazed expression, Zhang Tong was stunned.

   He vaguely remembered that he seemed to be staying up late to work overtime last night, and he didn't know anything when his eyes were dark.

  ...

   After a long time, Zhang Tong sat on the steps in front of the hospital with a dejected look. The cigarettes between his fingers were almost burnt out, and he didn't even notice.

   "Lung cancer... and it's in the middle stage?"

   The left hand squeezed the diagnosis sheet firmly, and Zhang Tong felt that his world had collapsed.

   "I'm only 24 this year, it's the best age, why did I get lung cancer?"

   Like a corpse of a fellow traveler, he returned home in a muddled manner.

   Zhang Tong took off his pants and sat down on the toilet, staring at the floor blankly.

   But the next moment, Zhang Tong's eyes suddenly widened.

   Because just as soon as he blinked, the floor in front of him disappeared instantly, and replaced by a barren ground.

   suddenly raised his head, the familiar bathroom was gone, and what appeared before Zhang Tong was a primitive and desolate world.

   "What's the matter? I crossed it?"

   The completely unfamiliar environment stunned Zhang Tong.

   He pouted his butt, and took the cigarette and lighter out of his pocket with difficulty, intending to smoke a cigarette to suppress his shock.

   With a clatter, the lighter was pressed by Zhang Tong, and the flame spewed out as soon as he called, and Zhang Tong quickly shook his hand to put out the fire.

   But even so, Zhang Tong still felt that his hair was scorched, and he could faintly smell it with a pungent smell.

   "Fuck?"

   Zhang Tong pressed the lighter again and looked at the abnormally strong flames, feeling a little weird.

   "hiss~~"

   cautiously lit the smoke, and Zhang Tong took a deep breath, his brain awake a lot under the effect of nicotine.

   Smoking is harmful to health, this is not just a play, he has already tasted the bad results himself.

   But what can it do?

  I'm so compelling now, can I cure myself by quitting smoking?

   "Compared to my lung cancer, my inexplicable appearance in this place is more worthy of reflection."

   Amidst the clouds and fog, Zhang Tong wanted to put on his pants and stand up, to study exactly what kind of place it was.

   But before he got up, there was a gurgling noise in his stomach, accompanied by a burst of colic.

   Zhang Tong suddenly tightened the chrysanthemum, don't spray it out in the wilderness!

   But this kind of thing is really not something that Zhang Tong can control. The biological instincts come so fast and so directly. Even if Zhang Tong tries his best to control it, he still feels a sense of eagerness.

   looked around carefully and confirmed that there were no traces of life on this barren land, Zhang Tong relaxed his control of his body, and suddenly slumped.

   Three minutes later, Zhang Tong lit another cigarette, which was somewhat dull.

  He is thinking about a question, what should I do if there is no paper after shit?

   In the bathroom at home, he can get toilet paper from the side by reaching out, so Zhang Tong has never had the habit of holding paper when shit.

   "Inertial thinking kills people..."

   Zhang Tong sighed, and then began to look at the world.

   He felt that as an intelligent life, even if he came to such an unfamiliar world somehow, he would not be knocked down by such a little difficulty.

   Soon, Zhang Tong's eyes lit up, and he saw a lake not far away.

   So Zhang Tong moved to the shore of the lake step by step in a weird squatting posture. This process took Zhang Tong more than ten minutes.

   "Is this water okay?"

   Looking at the bottomless lake, Zhang Tong continued to look around cautiously. After making sure that there was no second pair of eyes looking at him, Zhang Tong quickly washed his buttocks.

   Constantly changing positions along the lake, washing his hands and buttocks constantly, for more than ten minutes, Zhang Tong stopped.

   Lifting his pants refreshingly, Zhang Tong stood up with satisfaction.

   And this stop made Zhang Tong's brows frowned again.

   As I stood up, I could already see farther, and even vaguely saw the arc of the earth in the distance.

   The whole world is desolate, except for water and land, there seems to be no trace of life.

   "And it seems that this world is a bit small?"

   His eyes swept across the earth, comparing the height of the mountains with his own height, and then looking up at the clouds in the sky, Zhang Tong suddenly had this thought in his mind.

   But it is a pity that there is no trace of life here, and there is nothing in the primitive and barren nature that can give Zhang Tong an intuitive data reference.

   He can only vaguely judge that he should be in a primitive and deserted small world now, where he is an out-and-out giant.

   "It seems that except for a volcano with smoke in the distance, wherever I look at, I am already invincible?"

   Zhang Tong blinked, and the absurd feeling of being invincible after crossing the world made him a little strange.

   In addition to novelty, Zhang Tong also had hope in his heart. UU reading www.uukanshu.com

   The crossing has happened, and cancer shouldn’t be a big deal, right?

   But soon, the world disappointed Zhang Tong.

   After wandering in this world for more than an hour, Zhang Tong Leng did not see any traces of life.

   This world has plenty of sunlight and oxygen, rain and wind, but there is no life.

   For more than an hour, with the advantage of being a giant, Zhang Tong himself didn't know how far he had traveled in this world.

   But along the way, all he saw was barren.

   swamps, deserts, plains, volcanoes, bald mountains... in all the landforms I have seen, there is no trace of life at all!

   Even the most primitive bryophytes do not exist.

   Zhang Tong was like being splashed with cold water, all expectations and joy disappeared.

   He who is thirsty and hungry, now the only idea to go home!

   Just when Zhang Tong had this idea in his heart, his figure instantly disappeared in this world.

   At the moment Zhang Tong left, everything in this world was as if the fast forward button had been pressed, everything evolving like crazy.

   The lake where Zhang Tong had washed his butt, the lake water quickly became muddy.

   The microorganisms in the feces are naturally survived by the fittest, and some lucky ones begin to survive in the sea water and multiply in large numbers.

   On land, the same thing happened in Zhang Tong's shit.

   The originally barren world, because of Zhang Tong's feces, suddenly ushered in new changes.

  Life begins to originate at this moment.

   And the origin of life is to start with a pile of shit.

  

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