My Superhero Can’t Be This Jerk

"Snapped!"

A pair of heavy and powerful hands clapped on the shoulders of the motherland.

"Do what you have to do!"

Edgar's tone was steady without any change, but the people of the motherland could clearly feel the anger contained in it.

Mr. President, the hair is getting thinner, and the wrinkles on the face are gradually increasing. But always has a meticulous look, blue suit, dark purple tie, never showing emotions, always vigorous and resolute.

Standing there, even without super powers, you can still deter the people of the motherland with your aura.

After a silent confrontation.

"OK!"

The murderous look on the faces of the people of the motherland instantly turned into a smile like a spring breeze.

After weighing the pros and cons, he finally let reason control him.

Picking up the microphone, facing many reporters, he took a breath, trying to regain the feeling of being in control.

"I know why you're here, and I'm actually glad to see you here. Yesterday and today at this time, different times, different moods, it's an amazing experience."

The reporters listened quietly to his speech, and there was only the occasional shutter sound in the venue.

"My friends often tell me that we can't stand other people's vanity because it hurts ours. Last night's fight was Batman's dirty tricks on me. I won't say that was What kind of despicable means, because the best way to deal with such a vain person is to forget him and not talk about him."

People from the motherland talked eloquently, "I understand your feelings. No one wants innocent people to be hurt, including me. But unfortunately, those wicked people always have different ideas. So sometimes, that kind of thing is will happen."

Looking at the crowd of reporters in the audience, the motherland continued to speak, "The super villain, while carrying out the terrorist attack on Benson Hall in Brooklyn, planted a bomb on Fifth Avenue, so I have to go, sometimes we A choice must be made!"

"That's why I couldn't rescue the helicopter, and I have to say sorry to the reporter and the pilot, and the cameraman. Most of the time, our goals are the same, for the safety and security of this country. glory."

The people of the motherland are very good at talking nonsense, embedding flowers and planting trees, and avoiding the most important and taking the light of the light.

After the motherland finished speaking, the reporters who blocked the entire venue immediately came forward to ask questions.

"People from the motherland, do you mean that Batman is invincible? Did he use despicable methods?"

"Is the super-villain you're talking about Batman?"

"People from the motherland..."

Seeing that the venue was getting out of control, the on-site staff immediately covered the motherlander and the president and left the venue.

"OK, OK, that's it for today, thank you all. You are the real heroes!"

"God bless you!"

"I love you all!"

The people from the motherland left the stage while shouting their usual slogans.

An anticlimactic press conference ended here.

After leaving the press conference, Edgar immediately called Vice President Madeleine to discuss important matters.

"Madeleine, have you found the invisible man?"

"Uh..." Madeleine paused, "Sorry, Mr. Edgar, we have dispatched all the staff from the Security Department, but there is no news of him yet."

Edgar stood up from the sofa chair, leaned on the desk, and picked up a cup of latte coffee from the table.

"Now is the most important moment for Water Company, and it is an extraordinary time to use extraordinary measures. Madeleine, announce the death of the invisible man, and immediately add a new member of the seven-member team."

Edgar seemed to be talking about a small matter, and his emotional tone remained unchanged.

Madeleine, who was sitting on the sofa, showed astonishment and shook her head slightly, as if to confirm whether she had heard it wrong.

"The Homelander's defeat by Batman was a devastating blow to the Super Seven's image. As its most valuable asset, we had to rebrand it. And this new addition, the best .”

Edgar hands Ms. Madeleine a tablet.

Seeing the candidate photos on the tablet, Madeleine opened her mouth slightly and frowned, her usual dignified posture could no longer be maintained.

"This is......!"

"That's right, the girl who appeared at the scene last night and rescued the photographer. Uh huh, it's shocking, isn't it? At present, her image popularity and support are second only to Batman. necessary meaning."

Madeleine felt that this idea was a bit whimsical, but also seemed feasible, "However, her image seems to overlap with Maeve."

"That's your job."

Edgar took a sip of coffee, "I found and persuaded her to join the Super Seven. I don't think any American girl would refuse, right?"

Madeleine nodded silently, and was about to speak when the door was pushed open violently by the motherlander.

The Chinese-American assistant explained to Mr. President with a look of embarrassment, "Sorry, Mr. Edgar, I..."

"It's okay, Samantha."

Edgar smiled slightly, as if he didn't blame her for being unreasonable from the motherland.

"John, this is the president's office, you can't come in casually."

Ms. Madeleine said slightly displeased when she saw the people from the motherland suddenly barging in.

But she knew the temperament of the people of the motherland, and she did not dare to speak seriously.

"Hmm, Mr. President never goes up to the 99th floor. Even meeting each other is like a routine. If you want to communicate, you can't find time. So, here I am."

He spread his hands, looking very relaxed.

"John..."

"Madeleine, you go out first. It seems that he must have accumulated a lot of words and wants to talk to me."

Mr. President interrupted Madeleine and motioned her to go out first.

After the glass door was closed, Edgar raised his chest slightly, and gently smoothed the folds of the front of his suit with both hands, "It's just the two of us now, so, what do you want to tell me?"

"I don't know either." The motherlander slightly straightened his slightly messy hair, "You are in charge of a big superhero company, but you never go to see your superheroes. Even if something like that happened last night, I must state in advance that it was not my wish."

"Even if that happened, you didn't talk to me about anything other than work. Like, uh huh, for example, like you guys were talking about getting a girl into the Super Seven."

Edgar put down his coffee cup and looked at the motherlander pinching his waist, "You want me to ask your opinion before recruiting that girl?"

"Why not? No matter what happens, I am still the captain of the Super Seven, and any recruitment needs my approval."

"I will always respect your captaincy."

"No, I don't think you respect me, No..." The man from the motherland's dangerous smirk appeared on his face again, "Madeleine dare not even try to play this game with me, you Do you think that after I was attacked by that despicable bastard last night, I was devastated?"

The motherland exudes a dangerous atmosphere, "Do you think that after I was stalked by that damn bat, you can arbitrarily lower my status? No, it will never be possible!"

When it came to the end, the veins on his neck burst out, as if he was choosing someone to eat.