My Superhero Can’t Be This Jerk

Laura Lane felt that today was not her lucky day, but a day of suffering.

In the morning, she received a notification that she had been included in the latest list of the American men's magazine "Askman" among the "Ninety-nine Sexiest Women in the World", ranking fifty-fourth.

Although she lost to her competitor in the news circle, Ashley's ex-wife Cheryl, she is also considered the only news reporter of the CNN cable network. This honor is not easy.

In the morning she joked with her colleagues that today was her lucky day.

But fate played a trick on her. She never imagined that twelve hours later, she would be trapped in a helicopter that was about to fall.

And is about to end his young life immediately.

She is a Mexican immigrant with a hot body and a pure and lustful face. She has become a boy killer by virtue of her unisex appearance since college.

After entering the TV station, she never flinched.

Many female anchors hope to become famous by taking the sexy route, but Laura Lane has always been very conservative.

She never flaunts her perfect 36-25-34 figure, and her signature attire is just a slightly fitted sweater.

She is a bit out of place with her colleagues because she doesn't like nightclubs, clubbing, or fishing.

Her passion for journalism far outweighs her other desires.

Now, Laura Lane is trapped in the seat with her seat belt on. As the out-of-control helicopter dangles, the inner fear gradually recedes and confusion gradually emerges.

Like those dying, she began to reflect on her own life.

Inside the helicopter, the "beep-beep-beep" siren was sharp and harsh, reminding her of the siren of a fire truck.

With the violent shaking of the helicopter, the things in the cabin were thrown around.

Accidentally, a tripod hit her on the shoulder, and blood seeped out of her clothes immediately.

With a groan of pain, she clutched the injured part tightly.

The helicopter pilot was still howling, "Damn... Where's the throttle? Where's the throttle? Shet! The throttle is stuck and I can't turn it off!"

"What a piece of shit! We're screwed, the helicopter can't get into a hover autorotation. This shouldn't have happened to me, and I have two kids..."

The pilot wailed and tried to control the control panel, but the helicopter kept falling.

Thick smoke poured in from outside, blurring the vision inside the cabin.

Lola couldn't understand the pilot's jargon, but she knew the helicopter was going to die.

Looking outside in despair, he suddenly found the figure of the mysterious man with a bat.

The man in the bat suit didn't seem to give up yet.

He wanted to hug the helicopter's tail section and force it to stop its roll.

Laura had mixed feelings.

She had been expecting the people from the motherland to defeat this guy before, and when she saw him hammering the people from the motherland, she felt itchy with hatred.

Unexpectedly, now I have to rely on him to save me.

What a great irony!

Laura couldn't help showing a wry smile.

Below the helicopter crash site is an ordinary residential building, about six or seven stories high.

Once it hits it, it is estimated that there will be a situation where there are no bones.

Looking at the buildings getting closer and closer, Laura closed her eyes in despair.

 …

The imaginary sound of violent impact and explosion did not come.

Laura opened her eyes to find the helicopter hovering over the edge of the roof.

Most of the fuselage was framed outside, only the tail part was held by the mysterious bat man and remained on the floor.

The helicopter maintains a delicate balance. If the mysterious man let go of the bat, it is estimated that the helicopter will roll off the roof.

It seems that in the nick of time, when the helicopter crashed and died, he did it!

He managed to catch the helicopter,

He accomplished a heroic feat!

Laura's nose was sore, and she suddenly had the urge to cry loudly.

Not only is it a blessing for the rest of the life after the catastrophe, but also a gratitude for the behavior of this mysterious hero.

The audience in front of the TV saw that Wei Chen successfully rescued the helicopter, and finally let go of their worries.

On the Internet, the netizens watching the live broadcast have all exploded.

"He is so brave, even braver than the people of the motherland."

"Xie Te, don't mention that bastard on the first floor. My Jimmy Dog is braver than him. This bastard actually ran away."

"He's scared, man, I've been in that situation too. My friend and I went to some Italian neighborhood one time, you know, there's a lot of snakes, thieves, immigrants, truck drivers, gangster yuppies, no Knowing the world, I was quickly targeted by them. My friend came forward at the time, but I ran away because of fear...I regret it, but I really don't know what to think at the time... "

"I can attest that the guy above is not talking nonsense, and I am his friend."

"..."

When Wei Chen successfully rescued the helicopter, the attention on the Internet reached its maximum.

On social media, the search and attention indexes for words such as "Mysterious Batman", "Black Bat", "The Strongest Superhero", and "New York Benson He" broke new highs.

Countless netizens flocked to the topic of "bats", wantonly expressing their thoughts and guesses.

One of the most popular topics turned out to be "What should we call this superhero?"

When Wei Chen fought against the people of the motherland before, Wei Chen was mostly called derogatory terms on the Internet, like "bat", "black bat", "black crazy bat".

When Wei Chen rescued the helicopter, the public opinion on the Internet suddenly turned, and all the previous abuse and attacks turned into praise and praise. Wei Chen's nicknames were mostly "Batman" and "Bat Rider".

There is no Batman in this world, so people can use their imagination freely.

How people call Wei Chen depends on what kind of image Wei Chen has in their hearts.

Although Wei Chen never cared about these things.

On the battlefield, Wei Chen, who was holding the tail of the helicopter and almost fell apart, breathed a sigh of relief.

You bastard pilot, finally turned off the engine before falling to the ground, or I will be buried with you too.

Wei Chen dragged the helicopter hanging from the outside of the roof back, then stood with his left hand on his hips and his right hand on the tail of the helicopter, standing there panting.

The low temperature ability can only maintain the superconducting state of the suit for half an hour, and it is less than a minute before it is turned off.

If the superconducting state cannot be maintained, he will not be able to fly, and the super strength and super defense of the suit will all disappear, so he has to leave quickly.

Just as Wei Chen was about to leave, the beautiful reporter got off the helicopter.

Seeing Wei Chen who was exhausted and seemed to be unsteady on his feet, she hurried up to support him.

"You need help..."

Wei Chen stared at her concerned eyes, shook his head, and said in a hoarse voice, "You help me, but who will help 'you'?"

"You" in English means both "you" and "you". Here Wei Chen refers to you, but Laura understands it as "you".

boom!

Under the gleaming eyes of the beautiful reporter, Wei Chen flew into the sky with a bang. Then it turned into a black dot and gradually disappeared from everyone's sight.