My Superhero Can’t Be This Jerk

On the desolate plain filled with death, Eric led the horse and walked towards the burning plain.

He needs to go there to investigate the news about Superman.

The raven was riding on horseback, wearing a hood to shield it from the blowing dust.

The world has been completely polluted, and highly toxic dust containing nuclear radiation and chemicals is constantly blowing in.

The clown's lantern was hung on the saddle bag, and it swayed gently as the horse walked.

"Hey Bat, can I ask you a question?"

The clown's mouth moved again.

"What?"

"Actually, I want to ask you a very important question, probably an extremely important one."

The clown's eyes rolled wildly.

"Listen carefully, we have been away for several days, as a friend, as a partner, I can be..."

Before the clown finished speaking, Eric noticed something strange.

There is a strong wind howling!

At first there was a strong wind, and then the lightning pushed here on the plain.

Eric found a red cloud storm approaching here.

Covering the sky and covering the sun, it let out a palpitating roar, like a thunderstorm sent down by God to destroy the world.

It was a tornado surrounded by lightning!

The tornado appeared crimson, and silver lightning kept coming out of it.

The rumble of lightning and the roar of the storm give people a sense of destruction and oppression as black clouds overwhelm the city.

The lightning tornado moved very fast, and it moved hundreds of meters in front of Eric and others in an instant.

"Stop that mouth of yours, we have to go! Hurry up!"

Eric jumped onto the horse's back, hugged the raven, took the rein, and urged the horse to run forward quickly.

"drive!"

The dust rose, and the pony ran out with the two of them in a swift motion.

Rumble!

The speed of lightning is fast,

He quickly caught up behind the two of them.

Eric could even hear the lightning roar that could tear everything apart.

"That's right!"

The clown's head was shaken by the galloping horse, "We have to go. Evolution, what I just wanted to say is evolution. So what I want to ask is... can I be your Robin Is it? Please!"

The clown suddenly said something completely shocking, he wanted to be Eric's Robin.

But Eric dare not agree, he already has a Robin who is Earth minus three, and he doesn't want more Robins for the time being.

Even if he recruits Robin, the clown is the lowest in his recruitment sequence.

The Joker continued to plead with Eric, "That's all I really want to do, so, can I be your Robin?"

Eric held the raven in his arms, controlled the horse, and ran forward frantically.

"This horse is ahead of you in the race, now shut up! Clown!"

Eric said to the clown while manipulating the horse to jump forward over a mound.

The lightning tornado behind is getting faster and faster, and it is about to catch up!

The black pony also seemed to have a premonition of the approaching death, and ran forward with its head held high.

The stone pillar inserted on the side of the road, Eric was struck by lightning as soon as he ran over with his horse.

Click!

The stone pillar that was struck by the lightning first was broken into several pieces and smashed forward.

Eric hurriedly controlled the pony to run wildly to the left, and swished past.

The stone pillars involved in the red lightning cloud were completely pulverized and turned into raindrops, which fell from the sky one after another.

The clown lanterns smashed by rubble and foam jingled.

"This is a speed force storm! It can make you old and return to dust, or turn you back to newly formed cells. If we touch it, it will be terrible, Bat, take your pony and hurry up." Run! I don't want your pony to be honorably killed, and we'll have to make a memorial for him afterwards. Then I'll have to worry about what kind of memorial I should make. Floating pony boots, or a pair of elf boots? "

Even though his life was hanging by a thread, the clown kept chattering, "But I thought of a better idea, let's get a pair of shorts, and put them in the back..."

Before the clown finished speaking, Raven suddenly pointed to a rocky mountain ahead, "Sir, there is a gap there, we can hide there temporarily!"

Eric looked up and saw a bluestone mountain not far ahead, with jagged rocks and a small cave dug on it, just in time to enter to avoid the speed force storm.

"Chirp!"

The horse roared and ran quickly towards the mountains.

Erik dismounted and dragged him behind, helping him, pushing him up the sheer rock face.

As soon as the two of them hid in the cave together, the speed and force storm hit.

Red thunderclouds covering the sky gathered outside the cave, making frightening noises.

Eric even heard a human voice in it.

"Batman...Man...Man!!"

"...help me... us!"

It seemed to be a cry for help from the Speed ​​Force storm.

Eric stuck his head out in doubt, and even faintly saw a distorted human face in the storm group.

Wearing a distorted face with a red hood, it seems to be Barry Allen the Flash?

Not only him, but more distorted faces emerged in the storm.

"Batman, for the love of the gods, save... save... save us!"

Not only him, Raven and Clown also heard the cry for help.

Eric was about to take action when he was stopped by the clown, "Hey, man, you can't save anyone, whether it's Barry Allen, Bart, or Jay Garrick, you can't save any of them." It cannot be saved. Unless you can resist the time storm, you will go up to die!"

Before the clown could finish speaking, the Speed ​​Force storm outside shifted away.

It disappeared into the wilderness in an instant, as if it had never existed.

Eric sighed, staring at the still red sky, and asked the clown: "What happened, why did everyone in the Lightning family turn into Speed ​​Force Storm?"

"Who knows, I can't remember the old sesame seeds and rotten millet. Maybe you should ask them yourself next time, provided they are not as crazy as they are now."

There was a big smile on the corner of the clown's mouth, "Bat, we can't do anything about this kind of thing, let's get on the road, I'm afraid if you delay, we will miss the more beautiful scenery!"

Helpless, Eric had to lead the horse out of the cave and continue to move forward.

With the clown acting as a guide, several people quickly crossed the plain.

Continuing to travel south, Eric and his party saw the ocean.

However, the sea full of vitality in the past has completely turned into a pool of stagnant water.

The high temperature of 67 degrees is completely unsuitable for any living thing to survive!

The calcified beach sizzled and melted bones like coral.

"After the Atlantis incident, the sea water was boiling hot. I have to say, the environment is much better now. Maybe it won't take a few years for the ocean to gain vitality!"

It's rare for the clown to say something positive.