My Superhero Can’t Be This Jerk

"What's happening here?"

Shen Hai, who was sobered up by a gunshot, shivered and asked Harley Quinn.

"Isn't it obvious? My team, the Harley Quinn Gang, officially welcomes you and makes a perfect debut!"

Harley Quinn dragged the dazed deep sea to the bar and shouted to everyone: "The Harley Girls are my team, and now...I want to announce something even crazier to you Thing! That's...the great superhero, Deep Sea, is joining our team!"

Harry spun around the table excitedly.

The deep sea on the other side suddenly felt a buzzing in his head.

"No! Wait! I didn't agree to join your army of supervillains!"

Deep Sea's alcoholism has been completely awakened by fright.

Mixed with these robbing robbers, and was seen by so many people at the scene, if he confessed, it is estimated that he will be chased and killed by Walter Company tomorrow.

Of course, he would treat such an important matter with caution and resolutely draw a clear line with them.

"No, Mr. Little Guppy, you have already agreed just now! If you are a liar, we will make you drown to death like those poor little fishes!"

With a wave of Harry's hand, four robbers wearing red hoods immediately surrounded him, pointing their shotguns at the deep sea, as if they would shoot if there was any disagreement.

"hehe......"

Shen Hai smiled awkwardly, feeling that he was standing on the edge of a cliff.

I guess if I don't answer well, I will be beaten into a sieve by the other party in an instant.

But let yourself join some villain organization, then your life is probably completely over

"Can you give me some time to think about it?"

See if you can pull it over in the deep sea.

"Of course not, Mr. Little Guppy, you can't go back on what you say!"

Harley sternly rejected Deep Sea's delayed plan.

In desperation, Shen Hai could only agree.

Between death and his own reputation, he chose to live temporarily.

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"Ahaha! This is really crazy! It's a very rewarding day for me! You guys, hurry up and carry out the robbery, do you want me to teach you by hand?"

Harry let out a sharp laugh.

After a few seconds, he quickly put away his smile and said viciously to his subordinates.

Changing his face so quickly makes people around him look sideways.

Harley felt that this group of people recruited from gangsters with a lot of money was not professional, and they couldn't do what they were asked to do well, so she felt a little depressed.

After being yelled at by Harley Quinn, the leader of the Red Hood immediately shouted: "We need a million cash! So, young men and women in the bar, you have five minutes to take out your cash from your pockets. Cash and valuables."

He paced around the venue, looking at the shivering young men and women around him, "I know what you want to do, but don't try to do something stupid, it's an experiment with your life."

Boom!

The gun in his hand fired a shot into the sky.

The luxurious chandelier was riddled with holes from the lasing steel balls.

"You have four minutes!"

The leader of the robbers shouted loudly.

There was a commotion among the crowd in the bar, everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, not knowing what to do.

Some of them did not bring any cash with them, and some did not have any valuables.

The scene fell into an embarrassing situation for a while.

On the other side, the deep sea standing behind Harley Quinn looked at the bewildered crowd and felt a little unbearable,

Although he is a bit of a bastard, and now he has been dragged into a thief ship, he has a sense of justice in his heart.

"Maybe...you can go to a slightly richer place next time, why don't you just forget about it this time?"

Shen Hai tremblingly suggested to Harley who was pinching her waist.

"No, Mr. Guppy, you don't want our first show to end like this, do you?"

Harry shook her head like a rattle.

Just as the two were talking, a clear voice sounded.

"Gentlemen, I'm willing to pay you a million dollars, but please don't hurt anyone... Otherwise, you will be wanted by the New York City Police Department, and then you will be caught by the police in the process of driving like crazy. Chasing and intercepting, maybe you can escape, maybe you can't, it depends on how God decides."

Eric stood up and walked slowly in front of the robbers.

Phantom Cat saw Eric stand up, and anxiously wanted to step forward to hold him, but was held back by Poison Ivy.

"He has his own ideas."

Poison Ivy whispered to Phantom Cat.

"But......"

The order Phantom Cat accepted was to protect Eric, and she couldn't just watch Eric get hurt.

"If you don't obey, I will send you to the gym. I am Eric's personal secretary now!"

Although Poison Ivy looks a lot like Charlize Theron, her pretty face can become terrifying once she gets angry.

Instantly frightened the phantom cat.

Eric, who walked up to the robber, raised his hands, then reached into the inner pocket of the suit very slowly, and took out his check.

"Finally a smart person stood up!"

The leader, the Red Hood, stepped forward happily, wanting to take the check from Eric.

But he was quickly stopped by a pair of hands.

It's Harley Quinn!

Harley Quinn put her hands behind her back, holding a baseball bat she didn't know where she got in her hand, and walked in front of Eric like a little crazy cat.

She tilted her head and looked at Eric for a while, "You look familiar"

Harley didn't recognize Eric's identity as Batman, she just felt that he seemed to have seen him somewhere.

"It's Mr. Eric Xavier!"

The deep sea whispered quietly in Harry's ear.

"Are you famous?"

For some reason, she felt unhappy when she saw the vague smile on Eric's face.

Unhappy for no reason.

"No, I'm not famous among superheroes and super criminals. But I should be famous among ordinary robbers, because they have been trying to kidnap me and ask for some ransom."

Eric was pointed at by the shotgun, without a trace of nervousness, and talked freely.

Harley Quinn pouted, "Hmph! A rich playboy like Bruce Wayne? I hate you guys, so I changed my mind. I'm going to kidnap you!"

Harry suddenly came up with an idea that made her feel a little crazy, "Also, I have to tell you!"

Her hand on Eric's shoulder, "being chased by the NYPD and wanted. That's exactly what I want!"

There was uncontrollable excitement in Harry's tone.

"Otherwise, why do you think we came to rob? Mr. Playboy? If it's for this simple one million, we might as well go to the bank to rob! After all, there will be more money than this!"

Halle beamed and said, "There are so many criminals in New York, and I want to be the 'star figure' among them!"