My Superhero Can’t Be This Jerk

The host clutched his throat and fell to the ground in convulsions.

A green acid mist spreads from the stage to the surroundings.

The audience in the audience was stunned when they saw the host's tragic collapse.

When the green poisonous mist filled the stage, they woke up like a dream, screamed, and fled in all directions.

Pushing each other, trampling, screaming, a mess.

Xingguang was a little too late to react, and by the time she did, most of the audience had already left the stage screaming and terrified.

As a superhero who maintains order, Starlight certainly won't let Harley Quinn mess around.

She dodges and jumps onto the stage.

"Enough! Stop!"

Starlight sent out a light yellow shock wave, and Harley Quinn on the stage rushed away.

"Ahaha~!"

Harley let out a high-pitched laugh, leaped upwards, and flipped through the air, dodging the blast of starlight.

Feet down on the wooden box, staring at Starlight with innocent eyes, "I think the trick I'm performing is cool! As a mentor, shouldn't you give me a 'Yes' so I can advance to the next round .”

Starlight looked at Harry's innocent eyes, and was a little confused whether this woman really wanted to perform magic tricks, or she was here to make trouble on purpose.

"No matter what superpowers you try to demonstrate, you shouldn't hurt anyone! You're under arrest!"

Xingguang still decided to control the opponent first.

"Ah oh..."

The two white balls of Harley's clown hat hung down, and she said in frustration: "I still want to be a superhero! Just like when I was crazy obsessed and wanted to join Mr. J's Legion of Destruction. You know, joining Destruction Legion represents you as the supervillain everyone fears in Gotham! Just thinking about it makes you want to scream!"

At the end of Harley's speech, she clenched her two hands tightly, with an expectant and nervous expression, as if discussing which celebrity's support club to join.

Starlight looked at the crazy Halle, feeling a little overwhelmed.

Legion of Doom? Super villain?

Hello! We are selecting superheroes who eliminate violence and safety, not super villains!

"I've had enough of this crazy woman! Hey bitch, I'm going to take your clothes off and hang them on the flagpole on 5th avenue! Let everyone see if your ass looks like your mouth too Shaking non-stop!"

Storm finally couldn't stand the mad woman, jumped onto the stage, and attacked Halle with vulgar language.

Harry snorted coldly, "You old and ugly 'deadly' woman, I'm going to bite off your ear!"

Harley turned into a little crazy cat, holding a hammer that appeared in her hand at an unknown time, jumping like a storm.

Naturally, the storm would not show mercy to her, and a flash of lightning appeared in his hand.

The thunderbolt firework exuding strong energy jumped in her hands.

"No..."

Starlight hurriedly stopped the storm, "You will destroy this building!"

Once all the energy contained in the lightning in the hands of the storm is released, it is estimated that the entire building will be directly shaken down.

Taking advantage of the opportunity of the storm being stopped, Harley dodged and jumped in front of the two of them.

"Ah ha ha!"

Harry's hammer swept towards the two of them.

The whistling sound pierced the air.

The storm pushed away the starlight, and swung the thunder beam towards Harley Quinn.

But because of the interruption of the starlight, the power has been greatly reduced, and it has also lost its accuracy.

Lightning grazed Harry's body and hit a wall.

With a bang, the wall was destroyed by blue lightning and a big hole was formed.

Smoke and dust diffused from the collapsed walls.

Gravel and dirt bounced and fell onto the stage.

On the other side of the wall, there appears to be an office.

Yu ** reached the opposite side, and the people inside screamed in terror, holding their heads and running away in all directions.

Because of avoiding the lightning beam attack, Harry's body lost its balance in the air, screaming and hitting the ground.

With her head down and her legs up, she lay on all fours on the floor.

"Sorry—"

Harley shouted to the two in a muffled voice: "I thought it would be cooler when I landed!"

"Fack!"

Storm stared fiercely at Starlight, gathered thunder and lightning again in his hands, and walked towards Harry.

 …

AC TV station building, back kitchen.

The riots in the studio didn't affect here in the slightest.

Chefs in white uniforms are cooking delicious food in full swing.

Helpers in blue coats push the dining cart, transporting dinner plates and sundries back and forth.

A "chef" wearing a chef's hat and a white uniform walked up to a chef who was concentrating on chopping vegetables, and took a metal spoon beside him.

In the same way, he quickly collected a large handful of metal spoons.

Taking advantage of other people's inattention, he walked to a corner away from the operating table.

There is a microwave in this corner.

The "chef" turns on the microwave and puts all the metal spoons in it.

Then I closed the lid of the microwave oven, set the time, and left here quickly.

The metal spoon was microwaved and quickly deformed.

The rising heat forms water vapor and creates high pressure.

The metal absorbs the microwaves and excites the electrons to vibrate, creating flickering sparks inside the microwave.

Under the dual effects of high voltage and strong current, the microwave oven exploded in less than two minutes because it couldn't bear it!

boom!

A ball of fire burst out with dazzling light, and rushed to the surroundings.

The chefs who were busy cutting vegetables were immediately shaken and fell to the ground.

With the explosion in the kitchen operating room, the power supply system on the floor was destroyed.

The associated studio lighting system was also damaged and turned off.

Outside the door, the "chef" who heard the explosion shrugged slightly, took off his chef's hat, and revealed his true face.

This is not the real chef, but the "Black Spider" of the Suicide Squad pretending to be.

After the explosion, "Black Spider" used the radio to notify the other members of the team: "It's time to act!"

In the studio, Xingguang and Harley are confronting each other.

Suddenly heard a bang explosion.

It seemed to be coming from downstairs.

The floor shook slightly from the shock.

"Fack! What happened again?"

The storm was preparing to teach Harley a lesson, but unexpectedly there was a new incident, which made her feel even worse!

However, the worst was yet to come. After the explosion, all the lights in the room went out in an instant.

The eyes of Starlight and Storm were pitch black, and they couldn't see anything.

"Wow!"

Harry let out a burst of laughter, "I love the night!"

bang bang bang!

In the darkness, gunshots suddenly sounded!

Caught off guard, Xingguang was hit in the chest, screamed in pain, and fell to the ground.

The storm had been prepared for a long time, and she caught the bullet the moment it was fired.

A dodge, dodged the shooting of large-caliber bullets.

Lightning surrounds her body, granting her lightning powers—flying and powerful breasts.

call!

The storm flew towards the place where the gunshots came out.